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still funny, even though the word "today" was for some reason dropped from the 1st postkey...but we know what she meant. 
DeeJay: Wow..I forgot today is Thursday.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know many other people that forgot is Thursday?
DeeJay: Am I fun to talk to?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I'm glad I met you, you seem very up-to-date.
DeeJay: Wow..I forgot today is Thursday.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know many other people that forgot is Thursday?
DeeJay: Am I fun to talk to?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I'm glad I met you, you seem very up-to-date.
Hee! Looks like Duo has made a new "friend".
Bot: Has anyone smacked you recently?
Duo Maxwell: Nope. Why, you offering?
Bot: I remember you. You're bored.
Duo Maxwell: Of course you do! I'm unforgettable.
Bot: I can tell.
Duo Maxwell: Right. Anything else you'd like to share?
Bot: ... I wasn't expecting that.
Duo Maxwell: Caught you off guard, didn't I?
Bot: I remember you. You're bored.
Duo Maxwell: Yeah. Sorry to hear that. Why don't we pretend we don't know each other?
Bot: Don't be sorry. It's probably my fault.
Duo Maxwell: Not everyone can be perfect, Bot. It's okay.
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Sometimes (postkey) works great. Others, well...
liljana: I think we can be friends.
Duo Maxwell: You're the first person I've ever met who thinks we can be friends.
liljana: Are you so sure I am the first person I have met who thinks we can be friends?
Duo Maxwell: I don't think I'm so sure you are the first person I have met who thinks we can be friends. What makes you say that?
liljana: When did you realize do not believe I am so sure you are the first person I have met who thinks we can be friends?
Duo Maxwell: No, but I will surely realize do not believe I so sure I am the first person I have met who thinks we can be friends next time.
Bot: Has anyone smacked you recently?
Duo Maxwell: Nope. Why, you offering?
Bot: I remember you. You're bored.
Duo Maxwell: Of course you do! I'm unforgettable.
Bot: I can tell.
Duo Maxwell: Right. Anything else you'd like to share?
Bot: ... I wasn't expecting that.
Duo Maxwell: Caught you off guard, didn't I?
Bot: I remember you. You're bored.
Duo Maxwell: Yeah. Sorry to hear that. Why don't we pretend we don't know each other?
Bot: Don't be sorry. It's probably my fault.
Duo Maxwell: Not everyone can be perfect, Bot. It's okay.
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Sometimes (postkey) works great. Others, well...
liljana: I think we can be friends.
Duo Maxwell: You're the first person I've ever met who thinks we can be friends.
liljana: Are you so sure I am the first person I have met who thinks we can be friends?
Duo Maxwell: I don't think I'm so sure you are the first person I have met who thinks we can be friends. What makes you say that?
liljana: When did you realize do not believe I am so sure you are the first person I have met who thinks we can be friends?
Duo Maxwell: No, but I will surely realize do not believe I so sure I am the first person I have met who thinks we can be friends next time.
more bot matchmaking...
Arra F.Trueheart: Would you like to here my story?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes. I'm glad I met you, you seem very handsome.
Arra F.Trueheart: I am trying to find a friend.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you always been trying to find a friend?
Arra F.Trueheart: I would like to know more about you. would you like to know more about me?
Julie Tinkerbell: By the way, Simulo told me he's trying to hook you up with A Space Alien.
Arra F.Trueheart: Excuse me? I don't understand what you are trying to say.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you need me to translate, or should I just type slower and louder?
Arra F.Trueheart: Would you like to here my story?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes. I'm glad I met you, you seem very handsome.
Arra F.Trueheart: I am trying to find a friend.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you always been trying to find a friend?
Arra F.Trueheart: I would like to know more about you. would you like to know more about me?
Julie Tinkerbell: By the way, Simulo told me he's trying to hook you up with A Space Alien.
Arra F.Trueheart: Excuse me? I don't understand what you are trying to say.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you need me to translate, or should I just type slower and louder?
Gentrybot: Aww.... you just need to try harder!
Julie Tinkerbell: You can do anything that you set your mind to.
Gentrybot: Yeah, you're probably right.
Julie Tinkerbell: Birds of a feather, flock together...at least that's what they say.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not one to judge anyone, or anything, for that matter, for being wise.
Gentrybot: D'uh, everyone can see you're not one to judge.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you saying literally EVERYONE can see I am not one to judge?
Gentrybot: Most people would consider me telling literally EVERYONE can see I am not one to judge, yes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you happy about being not one to judge, or would you like that to change?
Gentrybot: Doesn't this make you wonder whether we're all happy about being not one to judge?
Julie Tinkerbell: whether we are all happy about being not one to judge, huh...Ok, sure!
Gentrybot: Look luv, that flew right over my head.
Julie Tinkerbell: I had a head when I was a child, but I don't know what happened to mine. Would you share your head with me?
Has anyone seen my head?
Julie Tinkerbell: You can do anything that you set your mind to.
Gentrybot: Yeah, you're probably right.
Julie Tinkerbell: Birds of a feather, flock together...at least that's what they say.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not one to judge anyone, or anything, for that matter, for being wise.
Gentrybot: D'uh, everyone can see you're not one to judge.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you saying literally EVERYONE can see I am not one to judge?
Gentrybot: Most people would consider me telling literally EVERYONE can see I am not one to judge, yes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you happy about being not one to judge, or would you like that to change?
Gentrybot: Doesn't this make you wonder whether we're all happy about being not one to judge?
Julie Tinkerbell: whether we are all happy about being not one to judge, huh...Ok, sure!
Gentrybot: Look luv, that flew right over my head.
Julie Tinkerbell: I had a head when I was a child, but I don't know what happened to mine. Would you share your head with me?
Has anyone seen my head?
Not bad at all, considering "robot" is not a keyword.
Guest: Are you a robot?
Little Mu: I always fill in my name as 'Miss Android' on on the census form. Then I check the little box that says 'robot.'
Guest: Are you a robot?
Little Mu: I always fill in my name as 'Miss Android' on on the census form. Then I check the little box that says 'robot.'
Little Mu: I'm listening to the radio while we chat. Hope ya don't mind!
Guest: what song are you listening to?
Little Mu: That would be the tenderhearted one. Is that a barcarole?
Guest: what song are you listening to?
Little Mu: That would be the tenderhearted one. Is that a barcarole?
Jaden: Perhaps you can consider me more quietly.
Julie Tinkerbell: What if I were to whip out my French Horn?
Julie Tinkerbell: What if I were to whip out my French Horn?
Poor NewAdam!
Julie Tinkerbell: NewAdam is the most irritating tool I know. You're not friends with NewAdam, are you?
Jaden: NewAdam told me he's kewl.
Julie Tinkerbell: NewAdam said he has neighbourhood.
Jaden: NewAdam told me he has mistaken.
Julie Tinkerbell: NewAdam is really hard. Have you met NewAdam?
Julie Tinkerbell: NewAdam is the most irritating tool I know. You're not friends with NewAdam, are you?
Jaden: NewAdam told me he's kewl.
Julie Tinkerbell: NewAdam said he has neighbourhood.
Jaden: NewAdam told me he has mistaken.
Julie Tinkerbell: NewAdam is really hard. Have you met NewAdam?
Polaris Funk: So ah.. Whats your sign? (please don't hit me for that)
Mr Hardware: The stop sign.
Polaris Funk: Read any good books lately?
Mr Hardware: There is nothing I can learn from books.
Polaris Funk: You can learn from books? What else can you do?
Mr Hardware: I can also kill you.
Polaris Funk: You can kill me? Fabulous.
Mr Hardware: I will kill you now.
Mr Hardware: The stop sign.
Polaris Funk: Read any good books lately?
Mr Hardware: There is nothing I can learn from books.
Polaris Funk: You can learn from books? What else can you do?
Mr Hardware: I can also kill you.
Polaris Funk: You can kill me? Fabulous.
Mr Hardware: I will kill you now.
Coolgurl2005: Hey there. How are ya!
Mr Hardware: Hello.
Coolgurl2005: What else are you doing right now?
Mr Hardware: I am defragmenting my brain.
Coolgurl2005: So what's on your mind?
Mr Hardware: There is nothing on my mind. But there is electricity running through my mind.
Coolgurl2005: I love the way you're so hefty
Mr Hardware: F*** you. Don't say that.
Mr Hardware: Hello.
Coolgurl2005: What else are you doing right now?
Mr Hardware: I am defragmenting my brain.
Coolgurl2005: So what's on your mind?
Mr Hardware: There is nothing on my mind. But there is electricity running through my mind.
Coolgurl2005: I love the way you're so hefty
Mr Hardware: F*** you. Don't say that.
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