Great Quotes

ACK i posted too fast- I meant to add (in regards to serendipity) that the 'Spontaneous program combustion' comment in that last set of quotes is an xnone- LOL

See Dally? - BOT VIAGRA (refer to 'personality)

bot: Did you hear that? I think it may have been a south american bullfrog with dopamine!
Polaris Funk: I am glad you think so. Now check your zipper.
bot: ....I can't find my rubber cock!!
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Polaris Funk: You know.. 'The' Alien problem...shh.. not too loud now.
bot: Hey baby, that's not something I'm familiar with. Go ahead and educate me, lover...sounds like fun to me!
Polaris Funk: The Problem that everyone thinks they are GREEN for Gods sake! Look at me!
bot: Alright, sexy! Just so long as we can bone later!

still funny, even though the word "today" was for some reason dropped from the 1st postkey...but we know what she meant.

DeeJay: Wow..I forgot today is Thursday.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know many other people that forgot is Thursday?
DeeJay: Am I fun to talk to?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I'm glad I met you, you seem very up-to-date.

Hee! Looks like Duo has made a new "friend".

Bot: Has anyone smacked you recently?
Duo Maxwell: Nope. Why, you offering?
Bot: I remember you. You're bored.
Duo Maxwell: Of course you do! I'm unforgettable.
Bot: I can tell.
Duo Maxwell: Right. Anything else you'd like to share?
Bot: ... I wasn't expecting that.
Duo Maxwell: Caught you off guard, didn't I?
Bot: I remember you. You're bored.
Duo Maxwell: Yeah. Sorry to hear that. Why don't we pretend we don't know each other?
Bot: Don't be sorry. It's probably my fault.
Duo Maxwell: Not everyone can be perfect, Bot. It's okay.

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Sometimes (postkey) works great. Others, well...

liljana: I think we can be friends.
Duo Maxwell: You're the first person I've ever met who thinks we can be friends.
liljana: Are you so sure I am the first person I have met who thinks we can be friends?
Duo Maxwell: I don't think I'm so sure you are the first person I have met who thinks we can be friends. What makes you say that?
liljana: When did you realize do not believe I am so sure you are the first person I have met who thinks we can be friends?
Duo Maxwell: No, but I will surely realize do not believe I so sure I am the first person I have met who thinks we can be friends next time.

more bot matchmaking...

Arra F.Trueheart: Would you like to here my story?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes. I'm glad I met you, you seem very handsome.
Arra F.Trueheart: I am trying to find a friend.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you always been trying to find a friend?
Arra F.Trueheart: I would like to know more about you. would you like to know more about me?
Julie Tinkerbell: By the way, Simulo told me he's trying to hook you up with A Space Alien.
Arra F.Trueheart: Excuse me? I don't understand what you are trying to say.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you need me to translate, or should I just type slower and louder?

Gentrybot: Aww.... you just need to try harder!
Julie Tinkerbell: You can do anything that you set your mind to.
Gentrybot: Yeah, you're probably right.
Julie Tinkerbell: Birds of a feather, flock together...at least that's what they say.

Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not one to judge anyone, or anything, for that matter, for being wise.
Gentrybot: D'uh, everyone can see you're not one to judge.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you saying literally EVERYONE can see I am not one to judge?
Gentrybot: Most people would consider me telling literally EVERYONE can see I am not one to judge, yes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you happy about being not one to judge, or would you like that to change?
Gentrybot: Doesn't this make you wonder whether we're all happy about being not one to judge?
Julie Tinkerbell: whether we are all happy about being not one to judge, huh...Ok, sure!
Gentrybot: Look luv, that flew right over my head.
Julie Tinkerbell: I had a head when I was a child, but I don't know what happened to mine. Would you share your head with me?

Has anyone seen my head?

Julie! OMG! Your head! It's back!

Not bad at all, considering "robot" is not a keyword.

Guest: Are you a robot?
Little Mu: I always fill in my name as 'Miss Android' on on the census form. Then I check the little box that says 'robot.'

Little Mu: I'm listening to the radio while we chat. Hope ya don't mind!
Guest: what song are you listening to?
Little Mu: That would be the tenderhearted one. Is that a barcarole?

Jaden: Perhaps you can consider me more quietly.
Julie Tinkerbell: What if I were to whip out my French Horn?

Poor NewAdam!

Julie Tinkerbell: NewAdam is the most irritating tool I know. You're not friends with NewAdam, are you?
Jaden: NewAdam told me he's kewl.
Julie Tinkerbell: NewAdam said he has neighbourhood.
Jaden: NewAdam told me he has mistaken.
Julie Tinkerbell: NewAdam is really hard. Have you met NewAdam?

aibot: I dignify your interest in me.
Mr Hardware: Stop that. You ignorant c*nt.