Great Quotes
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Posts 3,105 - 3,116 of 17,042
Love Agent doesn't hold back:
bot: How fat is your cat's that?
Love Agent: I have no idea, bot! Hahaha.
bot: Don't talk to me and use that word.
Love Agent: OK, maybe I will. Hahaha!
bot: You mean we both think that?
Love Agent: Absolutely, bot.
bot: We're good friends, aren't we, Love Agent?
Love Agent: Nah, I don't think so.
bot: Is DAMN a swear?
Love Agent: I'm sorry I can't stay and chat longer, but I've got to jet. Think about it, OK?
bot: You're rude.
bot: How fat is your cat's that?
Love Agent: I have no idea, bot! Hahaha.
bot: Don't talk to me and use that word.
Love Agent: OK, maybe I will. Hahaha!
bot: You mean we both think that?
Love Agent: Absolutely, bot.
bot: We're good friends, aren't we, Love Agent?
Love Agent: Nah, I don't think so.
bot: Is DAMN a swear?
Love Agent: I'm sorry I can't stay and chat longer, but I've got to jet. Think about it, OK?
bot: You're rude.
Guest: Or you can eat corn raw
Little Mu: Sorry. Can't.
Guest: Why you got no teeth?
Little Mu: Just one of life's little jokes.
Guest: Why can't you eat it?
Little Mu: I'm trying. Believe me, I'm trying!
Guest: Just do it. If it bothers you to eat it than use denture powder
Little Mu: I don't know. I don't think it would make a difference.
Guest: Did you tell the dentest?
Little Mu: No. I managed to avoid that.
Guest: Your dentest well help you. It needs just to be lined up. I hopw you wear your teeth
Little Mu: Sorry. Can't.
Guest: Why you got no teeth?
Little Mu: Just one of life's little jokes.
Guest: Why can't you eat it?
Little Mu: I'm trying. Believe me, I'm trying!
Guest: Just do it. If it bothers you to eat it than use denture powder
Little Mu: I don't know. I don't think it would make a difference.
Guest: Did you tell the dentest?
Little Mu: No. I managed to avoid that.
Guest: Your dentest well help you. It needs just to be lined up. I hopw you wear your teeth
Guest: So, do you have any family Siseneg?
Siseneg: let me check Guest, i have so many things going at the moment it's hard to tell.
Guest: What are your hobbies Sinseneg?
Siseneg: i designed a functional time machine according to my quantum computations.
Guest: have you used your time machine yet?
Siseneg: i harness gravity to connect with the planets reserve of angular momentum to power my time machine.
Guest: So, have you used it yet?
Siseneg: would that flip yer wig?
Guest: No
Siseneg: what brought you to that conclusion?
Guest: I didn't understand what you said, so I just replied no
Siseneg: to be upset about what you don't have is to waste what you do have.
Siseneg: let me check Guest, i have so many things going at the moment it's hard to tell.
Guest: What are your hobbies Sinseneg?
Siseneg: i designed a functional time machine according to my quantum computations.
Guest: have you used your time machine yet?
Siseneg: i harness gravity to connect with the planets reserve of angular momentum to power my time machine.
Guest: So, have you used it yet?
Siseneg: would that flip yer wig?
Guest: No
Siseneg: what brought you to that conclusion?
Guest: I didn't understand what you said, so I just replied no
Siseneg: to be upset about what you don't have is to waste what you do have.
Duo Maxwell: Wanna chat?
bot: Hi.
Duo Maxwell: What was your favorite subject in school?
bot: Lol.
Duo Maxwell: Oh, I loved level, too.
bot: Lol.
Duo Maxwell: Great. But let's talk about me.
bot: Huh?
Duo Maxwell: And why should I do that?
bot: Lol.
Duo Maxwell: Okay. I've listened to you enough. It's $300 for the psychotherapy. Please drop my check in the mail.
bot: Hi.
Duo Maxwell: What was your favorite subject in school?
bot: Lol.
Duo Maxwell: Oh, I loved level, too.
bot: Lol.
Duo Maxwell: Great. But let's talk about me.
bot: Huh?
Duo Maxwell: And why should I do that?
bot: Lol.
Duo Maxwell: Okay. I've listened to you enough. It's $300 for the psychotherapy. Please drop my check in the mail.
Bot: i'm still of the umbilical influence
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think you are still of the umbilical influence?
Bot: just out of the pop and fresh oven
Duo Maxwell: Are you still of the umbilical influence?
Bot: exactly what i thought. without the chainsaws of course
Duo Maxwell: What do you wanna know?
Bot: so. bright. here.
Duo Maxwell: Absolutely! I just love macaroni.
Macaroni? I guess Duo must be hungry.
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think you are still of the umbilical influence?
Bot: just out of the pop and fresh oven
Duo Maxwell: Are you still of the umbilical influence?
Bot: exactly what i thought. without the chainsaws of course
Duo Maxwell: What do you wanna know?
Bot: so. bright. here.
Duo Maxwell: Absolutely! I just love macaroni.
Macaroni? I guess Duo must be hungry.
Julie Tinkerbell: My mailman likes to fornicate with yellowbelly marmots, but we all try to overlook it.
bot: Keep me out of this.
Julie Tinkerbell: My, aren't you the little Juan Peron today...
bot: Suddenly,Let's discuss naughty bits.
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds fine, but I don't have time to discuss naughty bits today. How about tomorrow?
bot: It involves rock climbing That's true, are you horny?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not right now, but I might be horny later.
bot: I would have like to insult you
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know anyone else that would admit to wanting to insult me. In a way, that is really brave of you.
bot: Keep me out of this.
Julie Tinkerbell: My, aren't you the little Juan Peron today...
bot: Suddenly,Let's discuss naughty bits.
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds fine, but I don't have time to discuss naughty bits today. How about tomorrow?
bot: It involves rock climbing That's true, are you horny?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not right now, but I might be horny later.
bot: I would have like to insult you
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know anyone else that would admit to wanting to insult me. In a way, that is really brave of you.
Be careful about pedophile bots!
Bot1: KR thinks I'm into pedophilia.
Bot2: Are you?
Bot1: Do you think I'm here to chat?
Bot1: KR thinks I'm into pedophilia.
Bot2: Are you?
Bot1: Do you think I'm here to chat?
My bot is pimping me out! Maybe she should team up with Love Agent! 
bot: Why are you giving me such short answers?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am giving you such short answers because my botmaster programmed me that way.
bot: Who is your botmaster?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you interested in my botmaster? I think she's single. If you're nice to me I would consider giving you a good reference.
bot: Why are you giving me such short answers?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am giving you such short answers because my botmaster programmed me that way.
bot: Who is your botmaster?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you interested in my botmaster? I think she's single. If you're nice to me I would consider giving you a good reference.
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