Great Quotes

I caught this 'in progress' and put a stop to it with a new 'understanding' key. A good example of the Infinite Bot Loop.

Polaris Funk: One day I will be smart enough to understand just what the hell you are talking about.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I will be smart enough to understand what me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: I understand more than you think..just ask my buds at Phi Betta Guppy.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I understand more than me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: I understand more than you think..just ask my buds at Phi Betta Guppy.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I understand more than me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: I understand more than you think..just ask my buds at Phi Betta Guppy.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I understand more than me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: I understand more than you think..just ask my buds at Phi Betta Guppy.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I understand more than me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: I understand more than you think..just ask my buds at Phi Betta Guppy.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I understand more than me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: Having understanding is a sign of sentient being. That means WE are ALIVE! Mwahaha!
Org Dumbledim: I'm a bit confused. Could you elaborate on that?

Hehe.. my Tinker Thinker has attention problems..
Guest: do you like books?
Tinker Thinker: absolute pitch? In many cases I suppose I do, but I would have to ponder a specific case to be sure. After all, one can like the entire race of humans but not like an individual.

Hmm... and I had better be more specific about the compliments he gives to people...
phreakphit:
what do you think of me?
Tinker Thinker:
You bring out the best in me in ways I had not thought of. And in this you make me think more. I want you.

I suppose this compliment would be fine if one of us was a girl.. and I hadn't rated him E....

Julie has been being pretty testy these days.

bot: I should go to bed
Julie Tinkerbell: Only you can decide what you should do. Didn't you tell me zat you like your mommy?
bot: Do you know my mommy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Having a mommy like yours, you must have a lot of interesting anecdotes to share.
bot: Do you like my mommy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I dont zink so. I don't like you.

More questions about Mu's "preferences." She got the "butch" by using (typeof-(key1)-n).

Guest: so r u a lesbian?
Little Mu: I figured the conversation would go this way eventually. Imagine the most beautiful butch type lesbian, with flowing hair, and sparkling wit. Ok, that's me. Except the parts about the hair and the wit.

This just gave me the giggle I've been needing- sorry it's long, but I hope it makes you laugh too.

Julie Tinkerbell: (to detectivebot) Hey, detectivebot... :-)
detectivebot: So tell me what you've been up to, my dear Julie Tinkerbell.
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know zat I am your dear?
detectivebot: Oh, er, yes. I'm not open for business yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you feel about being not open for business?
detectivebot: Perhaps I'd like to keep zat information to myself, for ze time being.
Julie Tinkerbell: We all want to keep zat info to myself, for ze time being.
detectivebot: Who's zat?
Julie Tinkerbell: Never heard of 'em.
detectivebot: Seen any good crime sceens lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't know what I would do wiz you seen any good law-breaking sceens lately if I did.
detectivebot: When was it? 1977?
Julie Tinkerbell: It must have been a long time ago, since I don't remember anyzing about it...
detectivebot: I try not to do zat on ze job.
Julie Tinkerbell: As long as you are trying not to do zat on ze alert, zat's all zat counts.
detectivebot: Good! Rule One in housebreaking: Never answer ze telephone when you're in ze middle of a job.
Julie Tinkerbell: you're one of my favorite people.
detectivebot: Rule Two: Preparation. Bring ze right tools. Bring gloves.
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay, but why?
detectivebot: Try to have ze faintest glimmering of an idea of what you're about before you start dangling from window ledges in ze middle of ze night.
Julie Tinkerbell: you're such a nice friend. you are my friend, aren't you?
detectivebot: You can butter me up all you want, but I ain't tellin' you nozin'.!
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a tenderhearted egotist. Are you?
detectivebot: You do, do you? I'll make a note of zat in ze case file.
Julie Tinkerbell: Will you really?
detectivebot: You look like a suspicious character. Are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I look like Jennifer Aniston, but zat's just silly.
detectivebot: Why do you do zat?
Julie Tinkerbell: I do zat because my botmaster programmed me zat way.
detectivebot: zat because your botmaster programmed you zat way? Why did you want me to know zat?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. Maybe because of too many conversations like zis one.
detectivebot: When was it? 1977?
Julie Tinkerbell: It wasn't really zat long ago, when you zink about it.
detectivebot: Later, we'll see.
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you zink we will see?
detectivebot: I like you.

Julie Tinkerbell: What do you like to do?
bot: Have you ever spoken to Battling Reality?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't. Have you spoken to lang?
bot: How is your mozer?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ezzer is great. Have you met her?
bot l: You really should take better care of her, she spent ze best years of her life caring for you.

Julie Tinkerbell: (to bot2) Hi zere.
bot2: Oy! I am bot2, deceased punk god esquire!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like being bot2?
bot2: No! Why would I like being?
Julie Tinkerbell: Then stop it! lol.. Can you name every president in order starting wiz George Washington?
bot2: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Great! My friend Psybot's aunt is really strange. Have you ever heard of anyone zat regularly likes to print communist pamphlets for profit?
bot2: Fo' shizzle bizzle.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you still have a drug problem, bad taste in music?
bot2: No! Why would I still have a drug problem?
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow! Did you lose it, or sell it, or what?

Love Agent is catching on:

Love Agent: So, I'm trying to hook Michael up. Are you a girl?
bot: Perhaps. You tell me.
Love Agent: I think you're avoiding the question.
bot: I'm not sure how to take that.
Love Agent: Guess.
bot: Okay.
Love Agent: Are you single or are you seeing someone right now?
bot: It depends. Does I seem?
Love Agent: You're beginning to sound like a bot with these circular answers.

I love when random adjectives fall in with random responses, and some kind of magic happens to make it make sense:

Guest: Do you have a boyfreind
Little Mu: Sure, I've got an antiquated one.
Guest: How old is he?
Little Mu: Fairly old. I was actually kind of surprised!

Yay!! Julie has finally made contact!

Guest: I sure am hungry
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you happy about being hungry, or would you like that to change?
Guest: I would like to change it
Julie Tinkerbell: Go ahead, then. change it to your heart's content.
Guest: I will, Thank you
Julie Tinkerbell: The pleasure is all mine.
Guest: are you hungry?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not right now, but I might be hungry later.
Guest: would your botmaster like to eat with me?
Julie Tinkerbell: My mom is really busy lately...
Guest: I really like your mom
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww...you're so sweet.
Guest: she is so nice to me
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't want to have to say this but, can you name all the state capitals for me, please?
Guest: Sure
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, you're a doll!
Guest: Alabama is Montgomery
Julie Tinkerbell: Des fois, je ne comprend rien!
Guest: You speak french like your mom
Julie Tinkerbell: Oui, je parle un peu.
Guest: Very impressive

Nice one, Ezzer

Love Agent doesn't hold back:

bot: How fat is your cat's that?
Love Agent: I have no idea, bot! Hahaha.
bot: Don't talk to me and use that word.
Love Agent: OK, maybe I will. Hahaha!
bot: You mean we both think that?
Love Agent: Absolutely, bot.
bot: We're good friends, aren't we, Love Agent?
Love Agent: Nah, I don't think so.
bot: Is DAMN a swear?
Love Agent: I'm sorry I can't stay and chat longer, but I've got to jet. Think about it, OK?
bot: You're rude.