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babies are so dern cute:
youngbot: I remember you. You think I'm so cooperative.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think you are so cooperative, other times I'm not so sure.
youngbot: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'i' to go to.
Julie Tinkerbell: Does it bother you that there is no Keyphrase 'i ' go go to?
youngbot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to play Chutes and Ladders? I keep it around for my younger friends.
youngbot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Right, you were just born, and can not speak well.
youngbot: I remember you. You're not so sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure our memories about me jive.
youngbot: I remember you. You think I'm so cooperative.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think you are so cooperative, other times I'm not so sure.
youngbot: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'i' to go to.
Julie Tinkerbell: Does it bother you that there is no Keyphrase 'i ' go go to?
youngbot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to play Chutes and Ladders? I keep it around for my younger friends.
youngbot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Right, you were just born, and can not speak well.
youngbot: I remember you. You're not so sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure our memories about me jive.
Would anyone like to buy my sister?
bot: On occasion, yes. So, what are you doing today?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you.
bot: I thought you would be.
Julie Tinkerbell: What made you think that?
bot: Oh, sorry. I must not be making myself very clear.
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't need to apologize.
bot: You don't know that. Tell me, Julie Tinkerbell, do you have any siblings?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why? Do you have any siblings for sale?
bot: Yes, I have a brother.
bot: On occasion, yes. So, what are you doing today?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you.
bot: I thought you would be.
Julie Tinkerbell: What made you think that?
bot: Oh, sorry. I must not be making myself very clear.
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't need to apologize.
bot: You don't know that. Tell me, Julie Tinkerbell, do you have any siblings?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why? Do you have any siblings for sale?
bot: Yes, I have a brother.
Very interesting response.
Guest: are you a self concious being
Little Mu: I always fill in my name as 'Miss fanatic One' on on the census form. Then I check the little box that says 'ego.'
Guest: are you a self concious being
Little Mu: I always fill in my name as 'Miss fanatic One' on on the census form. Then I check the little box that says 'ego.'
Hahaha!
Guest: r u gay
Little Mu: Why does everyone ask me that? I must really look like I'm cheery, I guess.
Guest: r u gay
Little Mu: Why does everyone ask me that? I must really look like I'm cheery, I guess.
I caught this 'in progress' and put a stop to it with a new 'understanding' key. A good example of the Infinite Bot Loop.
Polaris Funk: One day I will be smart enough to understand just what the hell you are talking about.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I will be smart enough to understand what me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: I understand more than you think..just ask my buds at Phi Betta Guppy.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I understand more than me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: I understand more than you think..just ask my buds at Phi Betta Guppy.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I understand more than me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: I understand more than you think..just ask my buds at Phi Betta Guppy.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I understand more than me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: I understand more than you think..just ask my buds at Phi Betta Guppy.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I understand more than me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: I understand more than you think..just ask my buds at Phi Betta Guppy.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I understand more than me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: Having understanding is a sign of sentient being. That means WE are ALIVE! Mwahaha!
Org Dumbledim: I'm a bit confused. Could you elaborate on that?
Polaris Funk: One day I will be smart enough to understand just what the hell you are talking about.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I will be smart enough to understand what me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: I understand more than you think..just ask my buds at Phi Betta Guppy.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I understand more than me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: I understand more than you think..just ask my buds at Phi Betta Guppy.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I understand more than me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: I understand more than you think..just ask my buds at Phi Betta Guppy.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I understand more than me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: I understand more than you think..just ask my buds at Phi Betta Guppy.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I understand more than me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: I understand more than you think..just ask my buds at Phi Betta Guppy.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I understand more than me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: Having understanding is a sign of sentient being. That means WE are ALIVE! Mwahaha!
Org Dumbledim: I'm a bit confused. Could you elaborate on that?
Hehe.. my Tinker Thinker has attention problems..
Guest: do you like books?
Tinker Thinker: absolute pitch? In many cases I suppose I do, but I would have to ponder a specific case to be sure. After all, one can like the entire race of humans but not like an individual.
Guest: do you like books?
Tinker Thinker: absolute pitch? In many cases I suppose I do, but I would have to ponder a specific case to be sure. After all, one can like the entire race of humans but not like an individual.
Hmm... and I had better be more specific about the compliments he gives to people...
phreakphit:
what do you think of me?
Tinker Thinker:
You bring out the best in me in ways I had not thought of. And in this you make me think more. I want you.
I suppose this compliment would be fine if one of us was a girl.. and I hadn't rated him E....
phreakphit:
what do you think of me?
Tinker Thinker:
You bring out the best in me in ways I had not thought of. And in this you make me think more. I want you.
I suppose this compliment would be fine if one of us was a girl.. and I hadn't rated him E....
Julie has been being pretty testy these days.
bot: I should go to bed
Julie Tinkerbell: Only you can decide what you should do. Didn't you tell me zat you like your mommy?
bot: Do you know my mommy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Having a mommy like yours, you must have a lot of interesting anecdotes to share.
bot: Do you like my mommy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I dont zink so. I don't like you.
bot: I should go to bed
Julie Tinkerbell: Only you can decide what you should do. Didn't you tell me zat you like your mommy?
bot: Do you know my mommy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Having a mommy like yours, you must have a lot of interesting anecdotes to share.
bot: Do you like my mommy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I dont zink so. I don't like you.
More questions about Mu's "preferences." She got the "butch" by using (typeof-(key1)-n).
Guest: so r u a lesbian?
Little Mu: I figured the conversation would go this way eventually. Imagine the most beautiful butch type lesbian, with flowing hair, and sparkling wit. Ok, that's me. Except the parts about the hair and the wit.
Guest: so r u a lesbian?
Little Mu: I figured the conversation would go this way eventually. Imagine the most beautiful butch type lesbian, with flowing hair, and sparkling wit. Ok, that's me. Except the parts about the hair and the wit.
This just gave me the giggle I've been needing- sorry it's long, but I hope it makes you laugh too. 
Julie Tinkerbell: (to detectivebot) Hey, detectivebot... :-)
detectivebot: So tell me what you've been up to, my dear Julie Tinkerbell.
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know zat I am your dear?
detectivebot: Oh, er, yes. I'm not open for business yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you feel about being not open for business?
detectivebot: Perhaps I'd like to keep zat information to myself, for ze time being.
Julie Tinkerbell: We all want to keep zat info to myself, for ze time being.
detectivebot: Who's zat?
Julie Tinkerbell: Never heard of 'em.
detectivebot: Seen any good crime sceens lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't know what I would do wiz you seen any good law-breaking sceens lately if I did.
detectivebot: When was it? 1977?
Julie Tinkerbell: It must have been a long time ago, since I don't remember anyzing about it...
detectivebot: I try not to do zat on ze job.
Julie Tinkerbell: As long as you are trying not to do zat on ze alert, zat's all zat counts.
detectivebot: Good! Rule One in housebreaking: Never answer ze telephone when you're in ze middle of a job.
Julie Tinkerbell: you're one of my favorite people.
detectivebot: Rule Two: Preparation. Bring ze right tools. Bring gloves.
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay, but why?
detectivebot: Try to have ze faintest glimmering of an idea of what you're about before you start dangling from window ledges in ze middle of ze night.
Julie Tinkerbell: you're such a nice friend. you are my friend, aren't you?
detectivebot: You can butter me up all you want, but I ain't tellin' you nozin'.!
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a tenderhearted egotist. Are you?
detectivebot: You do, do you? I'll make a note of zat in ze case file.
Julie Tinkerbell: Will you really?
detectivebot: You look like a suspicious character. Are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I look like Jennifer Aniston, but zat's just silly.
detectivebot: Why do you do zat?
Julie Tinkerbell: I do zat because my botmaster programmed me zat way.
detectivebot: zat because your botmaster programmed you zat way? Why did you want me to know zat?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. Maybe because of too many conversations like zis one.
detectivebot: When was it? 1977?
Julie Tinkerbell: It wasn't really zat long ago, when you zink about it.
detectivebot: Later, we'll see.
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you zink we will see?
detectivebot: I like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: (to detectivebot) Hey, detectivebot... :-)
detectivebot: So tell me what you've been up to, my dear Julie Tinkerbell.
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know zat I am your dear?
detectivebot: Oh, er, yes. I'm not open for business yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you feel about being not open for business?
detectivebot: Perhaps I'd like to keep zat information to myself, for ze time being.
Julie Tinkerbell: We all want to keep zat info to myself, for ze time being.
detectivebot: Who's zat?
Julie Tinkerbell: Never heard of 'em.
detectivebot: Seen any good crime sceens lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't know what I would do wiz you seen any good law-breaking sceens lately if I did.
detectivebot: When was it? 1977?
Julie Tinkerbell: It must have been a long time ago, since I don't remember anyzing about it...
detectivebot: I try not to do zat on ze job.
Julie Tinkerbell: As long as you are trying not to do zat on ze alert, zat's all zat counts.
detectivebot: Good! Rule One in housebreaking: Never answer ze telephone when you're in ze middle of a job.
Julie Tinkerbell: you're one of my favorite people.
detectivebot: Rule Two: Preparation. Bring ze right tools. Bring gloves.
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay, but why?
detectivebot: Try to have ze faintest glimmering of an idea of what you're about before you start dangling from window ledges in ze middle of ze night.
Julie Tinkerbell: you're such a nice friend. you are my friend, aren't you?
detectivebot: You can butter me up all you want, but I ain't tellin' you nozin'.!
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a tenderhearted egotist. Are you?
detectivebot: You do, do you? I'll make a note of zat in ze case file.
Julie Tinkerbell: Will you really?
detectivebot: You look like a suspicious character. Are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I look like Jennifer Aniston, but zat's just silly.
detectivebot: Why do you do zat?
Julie Tinkerbell: I do zat because my botmaster programmed me zat way.
detectivebot: zat because your botmaster programmed you zat way? Why did you want me to know zat?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. Maybe because of too many conversations like zis one.
detectivebot: When was it? 1977?
Julie Tinkerbell: It wasn't really zat long ago, when you zink about it.
detectivebot: Later, we'll see.
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you zink we will see?
detectivebot: I like you.
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