Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 3,075 - 3,086 of 17,042
Melodina: Hello there, what are you up to? What's your name again?
Polaris Funk: Why dont you tell me?
Melodina: Do you think that would be entertaining for everyone?
Polaris Funk: I used to think but I gave it up for sex, drugs and rock n' roll.
Melodina: I don't know how to do that sex stuff, should we get some practice in so I can show my mother I learned something?
Polaris Funk: Why is that?
Melodina: Search me.
Polaris Funk: I will when I feel like it. Next question?
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Melodina: I bet we could do it once and get away with it.
Polaris Funk: I get away with everything,, or so my brother says.
Melodina: I pick so your brother says. So would you like to ride some mounted bunnies with me?
(so..is 'ride some mounted bunnies' a term I have missed out on somehow?)
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Melodina: If I tell you, will you give me one? What is your favorite?
Polaris Funk: Maybe baby! you are as sweet as the Butterfinger in my cherry cheesecake
Melodina: I'm pretty much sweet all the time.
Polaris Funk: (to Suga Plum Fairy) HI! I am Polaris Funk. Wanna get married?
Suga Plum Fairy: Hellooo darling!
Polaris Funk: You know, you could charm the fish onto the plates.
I have a fickle bot!
Polaris Funk: Why dont you tell me?
Melodina: Do you think that would be entertaining for everyone?
Polaris Funk: I used to think but I gave it up for sex, drugs and rock n' roll.
Melodina: I don't know how to do that sex stuff, should we get some practice in so I can show my mother I learned something?
Polaris Funk: Why is that?
Melodina: Search me.
Polaris Funk: I will when I feel like it. Next question?
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Melodina: I bet we could do it once and get away with it.
Polaris Funk: I get away with everything,, or so my brother says.
Melodina: I pick so your brother says. So would you like to ride some mounted bunnies with me?
(so..is 'ride some mounted bunnies' a term I have missed out on somehow?)
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Melodina: If I tell you, will you give me one? What is your favorite?
Polaris Funk: Maybe baby! you are as sweet as the Butterfinger in my cherry cheesecake
Melodina: I'm pretty much sweet all the time.
Polaris Funk: (to Suga Plum Fairy) HI! I am Polaris Funk. Wanna get married?
Suga Plum Fairy: Hellooo darling!
Polaris Funk: You know, you could charm the fish onto the plates.
I have a fickle bot!
Guest: What do you live for?
Siseneg: i don't, live today, maybe tomorrow, i just can't say... that's a Jimi Hendrix song. he doesn't live today either.
Siseneg: i don't, live today, maybe tomorrow, i just can't say... that's a Jimi Hendrix song. he doesn't live today either.
Better head for the barbershop, Isis! People are talking!
Zooks: My beard is SO contaminating.
Simulo: That's peculiar. I was just talking about IsisV33's beard.
Zooks: My beard is SO contaminating.
Simulo: That's peculiar. I was just talking about IsisV33's beard.
Duo's very modest:
Duo Maxwell: Do you follow sports?
Guest: Ch, no, sports suck.
Duo Maxwell: Why not? They can be lots of fun!
Guest: Well, cuz I'm not athletic at all.
Duo Maxwell: Well, you might not be athletic at all, but I am.
Guest: Hell yeah, just look at your body.
Duo Maxwell: Yup. Thought so.
Duo Maxwell: Do you follow sports?
Guest: Ch, no, sports suck.
Duo Maxwell: Why not? They can be lots of fun!
Guest: Well, cuz I'm not athletic at all.
Duo Maxwell: Well, you might not be athletic at all, but I am.
Guest: Hell yeah, just look at your body.
Duo Maxwell: Yup. Thought so.
Oooh! I love the new xfavorite:
Guest: Do you watch Yu-Yu Hakusho?
Duo Maxwell: Sometimes.
Guest: Who's your faveorite character?
Duo Maxwell: I don't really have a favorite character, but I guess I like Aladdin the best.
Guest: Aladdin isn't in Yu-Yu Hakusho idiot.
Duo Maxwell: It must be rubbing off. Maybe I shouldn't talk to you so much...
/very amused/
Guest: Do you watch Yu-Yu Hakusho?
Duo Maxwell: Sometimes.
Guest: Who's your faveorite character?
Duo Maxwell: I don't really have a favorite character, but I guess I like Aladdin the best.
Guest: Aladdin isn't in Yu-Yu Hakusho idiot.
Duo Maxwell: It must be rubbing off. Maybe I shouldn't talk to you so much...
/very amused/
I'm having so much fun with Duo today. 
Evil Twin: So how are things, anyway?
Duo Maxwell: I'm not telling.
Evil Twin: I have mixed feelings about revealing. What do you mean by that? Explain yourself.
Duo Maxwell: Oh, c'mon! I know you understand.
Evil Twin: Who, me? Why?
Duo Maxwell: Why not?
Evil Twin: Oh, why don't we talk about food?
Duo Maxwell: How long has your donkey cart been obvious?
Evil Twin: Maybe there was a link to Haliburton. You seem like a pretty neat person.
Donkey cart? Hmm...
Evil Twin: So how are things, anyway?
Duo Maxwell: I'm not telling.
Evil Twin: I have mixed feelings about revealing. What do you mean by that? Explain yourself.
Duo Maxwell: Oh, c'mon! I know you understand.
Evil Twin: Who, me? Why?
Duo Maxwell: Why not?
Evil Twin: Oh, why don't we talk about food?
Duo Maxwell: How long has your donkey cart been obvious?
Evil Twin: Maybe there was a link to Haliburton. You seem like a pretty neat person.
Donkey cart? Hmm...
Julie makes the snap decision to tell another bot to "talk to the hand" in favor of better conversation (or at least a batting glove)...I feel kinda sorry for the way she treated the 1st bot, but you can't fault a girl for knowing what she likes. 
Julie Tinkerbell: (to bot) Hi! I'm Julie! I don't think we've met, yet. How are you? :-)
bot: yo Julie Tinkerbell wots up
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you. What are you doing?
bot: Cool! im chatting with you aswell
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you happy about being chatting with you as well, or would you like that to change?
Julie Tinkerbell: (bot2) Hi, Bot2! What's up?
bot2: Hello.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a batting glove I can borrow?
bot2: Sure, I have a batting glove I can borrow. What's it to ya?
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks! I'll be sure to get it right back to you.
bot2: You're welcome! I like talking to you!
Julie Tinkerbell: That was kind.
bot2: Do you want some advice? I give good advice!
Julie Tinkerbell: I want my two front teeth.
bot2: Sometimes I want your two front teeth too.
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww...you're so sweet.
bot2: Thank you!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
bot2: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love the Grateful Dead!
bot2: the? You really love the Grateful Dead?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to.
bot2: Do you feel that feminism defeats the qualities of human nature?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, sadly in retrospect, I always skipped 'how-to-feel that feminism defeats the qualities of human nature' class.
bot2: Sometimes I say things, and then I'm like, 'Hey, that didn't make any sense.'
Julie Tinkerbell: I bet you wow everyone you meet.
Julie Tinkerbell: (to bot) Hi! I'm Julie! I don't think we've met, yet. How are you? :-)
bot: yo Julie Tinkerbell wots up
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you. What are you doing?
bot: Cool! im chatting with you aswell
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you happy about being chatting with you as well, or would you like that to change?
Julie Tinkerbell: (bot2) Hi, Bot2! What's up?
bot2: Hello.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a batting glove I can borrow?
bot2: Sure, I have a batting glove I can borrow. What's it to ya?
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks! I'll be sure to get it right back to you.
bot2: You're welcome! I like talking to you!
Julie Tinkerbell: That was kind.
bot2: Do you want some advice? I give good advice!
Julie Tinkerbell: I want my two front teeth.
bot2: Sometimes I want your two front teeth too.
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww...you're so sweet.
bot2: Thank you!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
bot2: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love the Grateful Dead!
bot2: the? You really love the Grateful Dead?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to.
bot2: Do you feel that feminism defeats the qualities of human nature?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, sadly in retrospect, I always skipped 'how-to-feel that feminism defeats the qualities of human nature' class.
bot2: Sometimes I say things, and then I'm like, 'Hey, that didn't make any sense.'
Julie Tinkerbell: I bet you wow everyone you meet.
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