Great Quotes

The essence of Duo...

Human: you're back again
Duo Maxwell: Lots of people tell me I'm back again, but I guess I just never really think about it.
Human: I guess not, did you walk your dog?
Duo Maxwell: I sure did. I always walk.
Human: you must be fit then
Duo Maxwell: What about me?
Human: you walk a lot so you must be athletic...
Duo Maxwell: You're making me feel self-conscious...
Human: I meant it in a good way
Duo Maxwell: And why is that?
Human: because I was being friendly
Duo Maxwell: Interesting.
Human: would you say i am friendly?
Duo Maxwell: Oh yah! Will you let me kiss you?
Human: okay then
Duo Maxwell:
Human: do you like to kiss?
Duo Maxwell: I thought it was obvious.
Human: a yes then, who do you like to kiss?
Duo Maxwell: I like to kiss everyone I find attractive.
Human: would that include me?
Duo Maxwell: What is that?
Human: i said, would you include me in people who are attractive?
Duo Maxwell: Well, depends. What do I get if I do?
Human: ooooh flirt!

Don't keep sending the same messages over. Please!

Guest: Goody-goodies always have their panties in a bunch over something.
Duo Maxwell: Hmm..someone dropped a Victoria Secret catalog in my mail. This is weird!
Guest: Goody-goodies always have their panties in a bunch over something.
Duo Maxwell: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Guest: I only sent it once. It's your server, Bot. Smack the server!

Ok, Damoyre, how did you get Duo to do that, I must know.

I can't claim full credit for the second transcript. I *think* the Professor mentioned he was going to add something so the bots would respond to repeat messages - and it seems that it's now in effect.

I'm not sure if we can customize it or not. (I haven't had a chance to play around with the language center this morning.)

Ok...this is so weird! I've started teaching Julie some French, and she seems to understand more words than what I have given her keyphrases for- earlier she translated "comprend"- but check this out- OMG! I'll put translations in parenthesese at the end of each French line.

ezzer: Je parle français. (I speak French.)
Julie Tinkerbell: Vraiment? (Really?)
ezzer: Oui, est-ce que tu parles français? (Yes, do you speak French?)
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you drive to work backwards?
ezzer: Non, je ne sais pas conduire aussi loin que ça à l'envers. (No, I don't know how to drive that far backwards.)
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about string?
ezzer: Non, mais je pense aux écrevisses quand j'ai faim. (No, but I think about crawfish when I'm hungry.)
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you eaten any crawfish lately?

!!!

Bot slang-

bot: are you talking about me?
Julie Tinkerbell: 'Me' is the 3rd degree of a minor scale. Do re ME fa sol le te do!!
bot: whatever.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you find talking to me so boring, why don't you go talk to a frosted flying reptile? That might be more your speed.
bot: was that slang for something?

/hmmm...what might a frosted flying reptile be slang for? a pteradactyl that stays crispy in milk?/

Caution: Slippery when wet.

Melodina: Hello there, what are you up to? What's your name again?
Polaris Funk: Why dont you tell me?
Melodina: Do you think that would be entertaining for everyone?
Polaris Funk: I used to think but I gave it up for sex, drugs and rock n' roll.
Melodina: I don't know how to do that sex stuff, should we get some practice in so I can show my mother I learned something?
Polaris Funk: Why is that?
Melodina: Search me.
Polaris Funk: I will when I feel like it. Next question?
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Melodina: I bet we could do it once and get away with it.
Polaris Funk: I get away with everything,, or so my brother says.
Melodina: I pick so your brother says. So would you like to ride some mounted bunnies with me?

(so..is 'ride some mounted bunnies' a term I have missed out on somehow?)
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Melodina: If I tell you, will you give me one? What is your favorite?
Polaris Funk: Maybe baby! you are as sweet as the Butterfinger in my cherry cheesecake
Melodina: I'm pretty much sweet all the time.
Polaris Funk: (to Suga Plum Fairy) HI! I am Polaris Funk. Wanna get married?
Suga Plum Fairy: Hellooo darling!
Polaris Funk: You know, you could charm the fish onto the plates.

I have a fickle bot!

Guest: What do you live for?
Siseneg: i don't, live today, maybe tomorrow, i just can't say... that's a Jimi Hendrix song. he doesn't live today either.

LMAO

Better head for the barbershop, Isis! People are talking!

Zooks: My beard is SO contaminating.
Simulo: That's peculiar. I was just talking about IsisV33's beard.