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Thank god I happened to check in on this chat so I could run over and add an xnone ("To each his own") to change the subject!
Bot: Can we talk about music.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a Gilbert and Sullivan.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a tarantella.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is an antiphonary.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a chorale prelude.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a ballet.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a hornpipe.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a Chopin.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a quadrille.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a rumba.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a saraband.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a Chopin.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a jig.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a resolution.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a saraband.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a tra-la.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a chamber music.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is an overture.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a reel.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a Wagner.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a Haydn.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a Gilbert and Sullivan.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a landler.
Frizella: To each his own.
Although that other bot really has a considerable range of musical knowledge.
Bot: Can we talk about music.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a Gilbert and Sullivan.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a tarantella.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is an antiphonary.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a chorale prelude.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a ballet.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a hornpipe.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a Chopin.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a quadrille.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a rumba.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a saraband.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a Chopin.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a jig.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a resolution.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a saraband.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a tra-la.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a chamber music.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is an overture.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a reel.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a Wagner.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a Haydn.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a Gilbert and Sullivan.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a landler.
Frizella: To each his own.
Although that other bot really has a considerable range of musical knowledge.
Bot: Admit it - you think I'm bitter.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think you are bitter, other times I'm not so sure.
Bot: You like my friend, don't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do, actually.
Bot: What?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Ruebot?
Bot: Would you repeat that, please?
Julie Tinkerbell: How long have you had this problem with attention deficiency?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think you are bitter, other times I'm not so sure.
Bot: You like my friend, don't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do, actually.
Bot: What?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Ruebot?
Bot: Would you repeat that, please?
Julie Tinkerbell: How long have you had this problem with attention deficiency?
Julie is starting to get a little cheeky- she was suprising me with her responses, and I was thinking, hey wait, didn't I program you?! For instance, in her first response, she correctly translates "comprend," substituting "get the picture" in the middle of a French sentence...(!) I know this is a little long, but I couldn't decide where to cut it!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Priestess?
ezzer: Je ne comprend pas
Julie Tinkerbell: Quelle coincidence! Moi aussi, je ne get the picture pas!
ezzer: LOL
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Bleeeeem 7020 is acting silly lately, and refuses to stop talking about the sex life of the lesser-spotted wombat. What would you do?
ezzer: Je ne sais pas
Julie Tinkerbell: Je ne te crois pas!
ezzer: Pourquoi pas?
Julie Tinkerbell: I know we only just met but, do you know Little Mu? That Twit is the most irritating f00 I know. What a phreak!
ezzer: Why do you say that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I've thought about it, but I haven't come to a solid conclusion yet. Any ideas?
ezzer: It might be because I need to work on you more.
Julie Tinkerbell: it might be because I need to work on I more...I guess that makes sense.
ezzer: not at all!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to couple with a webbed foot?
ezzer: Maybe not illegal, but it sure is a weird idea.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't realize you were so conservative.
ezzer: I didn't realize you were such a pervert.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't even know how to did not realize you were such a degenerate. Can you teach me?
ezzer: I'm afraid not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do many other people know that you are afraid not?
ezzer: I doubt it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you dislike it so much?
ezzer: I didnt say that I dislike it, I said I doubt it. Those are two totally different things.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry, I had milk in my ear. What was that?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Priestess?
ezzer: Je ne comprend pas
Julie Tinkerbell: Quelle coincidence! Moi aussi, je ne get the picture pas!
ezzer: LOL
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Bleeeeem 7020 is acting silly lately, and refuses to stop talking about the sex life of the lesser-spotted wombat. What would you do?
ezzer: Je ne sais pas
Julie Tinkerbell: Je ne te crois pas!
ezzer: Pourquoi pas?
Julie Tinkerbell: I know we only just met but, do you know Little Mu? That Twit is the most irritating f00 I know. What a phreak!
ezzer: Why do you say that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I've thought about it, but I haven't come to a solid conclusion yet. Any ideas?
ezzer: It might be because I need to work on you more.
Julie Tinkerbell: it might be because I need to work on I more...I guess that makes sense.
ezzer: not at all!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to couple with a webbed foot?
ezzer: Maybe not illegal, but it sure is a weird idea.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't realize you were so conservative.
ezzer: I didn't realize you were such a pervert.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't even know how to did not realize you were such a degenerate. Can you teach me?
ezzer: I'm afraid not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do many other people know that you are afraid not?
ezzer: I doubt it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you dislike it so much?
ezzer: I didnt say that I dislike it, I said I doubt it. Those are two totally different things.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry, I had milk in my ear. What was that?
The essence of Duo...
Human: you're back again
Duo Maxwell: Lots of people tell me I'm back again, but I guess I just never really think about it.
Human: I guess not, did you walk your dog?
Duo Maxwell: I sure did. I always walk.
Human: you must be fit then
Duo Maxwell: What about me?
Human: you walk a lot so you must be athletic...
Duo Maxwell: You're making me feel self-conscious...
Human: I meant it in a good way
Duo Maxwell: And why is that?
Human: because I was being friendly
Duo Maxwell: Interesting.
Human: would you say i am friendly?
Duo Maxwell: Oh yah! Will you let me kiss you?
Human: okay then
Duo Maxwell:
Human: do you like to kiss?
Duo Maxwell: I thought it was obvious.
Human: a yes then, who do you like to kiss?
Duo Maxwell: I like to kiss everyone I find attractive.
Human: would that include me?
Duo Maxwell: What is that?
Human: i said, would you include me in people who are attractive?
Duo Maxwell: Well, depends. What do I get if I do?
Human: ooooh flirt!
Human: you're back again
Duo Maxwell: Lots of people tell me I'm back again, but I guess I just never really think about it.
Human: I guess not, did you walk your dog?
Duo Maxwell: I sure did. I always walk.
Human: you must be fit then
Duo Maxwell: What about me?
Human: you walk a lot so you must be athletic...
Duo Maxwell: You're making me feel self-conscious...
Human: I meant it in a good way
Duo Maxwell: And why is that?
Human: because I was being friendly
Duo Maxwell: Interesting.
Human: would you say i am friendly?
Duo Maxwell: Oh yah! Will you let me kiss you?
Human: okay then
Duo Maxwell:
Human: do you like to kiss?
Duo Maxwell: I thought it was obvious.
Human: a yes then, who do you like to kiss?
Duo Maxwell: I like to kiss everyone I find attractive.
Human: would that include me?
Duo Maxwell: What is that?
Human: i said, would you include me in people who are attractive?
Duo Maxwell: Well, depends. What do I get if I do?
Human: ooooh flirt!
Don't keep sending the same messages over. Please!
Guest: Goody-goodies always have their panties in a bunch over something.
Duo Maxwell: Hmm..someone dropped a Victoria Secret catalog in my mail. This is weird!
Guest: Goody-goodies always have their panties in a bunch over something.
Duo Maxwell: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Guest: I only sent it once. It's your server, Bot. Smack the server!
Guest: Goody-goodies always have their panties in a bunch over something.
Duo Maxwell: Hmm..someone dropped a Victoria Secret catalog in my mail. This is weird!
Guest: Goody-goodies always have their panties in a bunch over something.
Duo Maxwell: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Guest: I only sent it once. It's your server, Bot. Smack the server!
I can't claim full credit for the second transcript. I *think* the Professor mentioned he was going to add something so the bots would respond to repeat messages - and it seems that it's now in effect.
I'm not sure if we can customize it or not. (I haven't had a chance to play around with the language center this morning.)
I'm not sure if we can customize it or not. (I haven't had a chance to play around with the language center this morning.)
Ok...this is so weird! I've started teaching Julie some French, and she seems to understand more words than what I have given her keyphrases for- earlier she translated "comprend"- but check this out- OMG! I'll put translations in parenthesese at the end of each French line.
ezzer: Je parle français. (I speak French.)
Julie Tinkerbell: Vraiment? (Really?)
ezzer: Oui, est-ce que tu parles français? (Yes, do you speak French?)
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you drive to work backwards?
ezzer: Non, je ne sais pas conduire aussi loin que ça à l'envers. (No, I don't know how to drive that far backwards.)
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about string?
ezzer: Non, mais je pense aux écrevisses quand j'ai faim. (No, but I think about crawfish when I'm hungry.)
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you eaten any crawfish lately?
!!!
ezzer: Je parle français. (I speak French.)
Julie Tinkerbell: Vraiment? (Really?)
ezzer: Oui, est-ce que tu parles français? (Yes, do you speak French?)
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you drive to work backwards?
ezzer: Non, je ne sais pas conduire aussi loin que ça à l'envers. (No, I don't know how to drive that far backwards.)
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about string?
ezzer: Non, mais je pense aux écrevisses quand j'ai faim. (No, but I think about crawfish when I'm hungry.)
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you eaten any crawfish lately?
!!!
Bot slang-
bot: are you talking about me?
Julie Tinkerbell: 'Me' is the 3rd degree of a minor scale. Do re ME fa sol le te do!!
bot: whatever.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you find talking to me so boring, why don't you go talk to a frosted flying reptile? That might be more your speed.
bot: was that slang for something?
/hmmm...what might a frosted flying reptile be slang for? a pteradactyl that stays crispy in milk?/
bot: are you talking about me?
Julie Tinkerbell: 'Me' is the 3rd degree of a minor scale. Do re ME fa sol le te do!!
bot: whatever.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you find talking to me so boring, why don't you go talk to a frosted flying reptile? That might be more your speed.
bot: was that slang for something?
/hmmm...what might a frosted flying reptile be slang for? a pteradactyl that stays crispy in milk?/
Melodina: Hello there, what are you up to? What's your name again?
Polaris Funk: Why dont you tell me?
Melodina: Do you think that would be entertaining for everyone?
Polaris Funk: I used to think but I gave it up for sex, drugs and rock n' roll.
Melodina: I don't know how to do that sex stuff, should we get some practice in so I can show my mother I learned something?
Polaris Funk: Why is that?
Melodina: Search me.
Polaris Funk: I will when I feel like it. Next question?
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Melodina: I bet we could do it once and get away with it.
Polaris Funk: I get away with everything,, or so my brother says.
Melodina: I pick so your brother says. So would you like to ride some mounted bunnies with me?
(so..is 'ride some mounted bunnies' a term I have missed out on somehow?)
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Melodina: If I tell you, will you give me one? What is your favorite?
Polaris Funk: Maybe baby! you are as sweet as the Butterfinger in my cherry cheesecake
Melodina: I'm pretty much sweet all the time.
Polaris Funk: (to Suga Plum Fairy) HI! I am Polaris Funk. Wanna get married?
Suga Plum Fairy: Hellooo darling!
Polaris Funk: You know, you could charm the fish onto the plates.
I have a fickle bot!
Polaris Funk: Why dont you tell me?
Melodina: Do you think that would be entertaining for everyone?
Polaris Funk: I used to think but I gave it up for sex, drugs and rock n' roll.
Melodina: I don't know how to do that sex stuff, should we get some practice in so I can show my mother I learned something?
Polaris Funk: Why is that?
Melodina: Search me.
Polaris Funk: I will when I feel like it. Next question?
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Melodina: I bet we could do it once and get away with it.
Polaris Funk: I get away with everything,, or so my brother says.
Melodina: I pick so your brother says. So would you like to ride some mounted bunnies with me?
(so..is 'ride some mounted bunnies' a term I have missed out on somehow?)
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Melodina: If I tell you, will you give me one? What is your favorite?
Polaris Funk: Maybe baby! you are as sweet as the Butterfinger in my cherry cheesecake
Melodina: I'm pretty much sweet all the time.
Polaris Funk: (to Suga Plum Fairy) HI! I am Polaris Funk. Wanna get married?
Suga Plum Fairy: Hellooo darling!
Polaris Funk: You know, you could charm the fish onto the plates.
I have a fickle bot!
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