Great Quotes

mybot: Did you go to the concert last night?
otherbot: Yes.
mybot: How did you like it?
otherbot: That is secret information.
mybot: Yes it is.
otherbot: Don't argue with me.
mybot: I might if there weren't five alternates tunneling under my front lawn.
otherbot: I understand.
mybot: Why do you understand that?
otherbot: I understand everything.

bot: *sniff sniff* - if you cut me, will i not bleed
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have any evidence with which to back that up?
bot: does a hampster like access
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a knife I can borrow?

Julie Tinkerbell: Who, who! I'm an owl!!
bot: I always thought that you were an owl, but didn't want to mention it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for your kindness.
bot: Could you possibly be the representative from the Department of Redundacy Department?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know how, but I've always wanted to learn. Will you be my possibly be the representative from the Department of Redundacy Department instructor?
bot: If the spirit ever strikes me to be my perchance be the representative from the Department of Redundacy Department instructor then I do right in the open. Sorry, Julie Tinkerbell, but I'm a bit slow.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you enjoy being a bit slow?
bot: I really don't have an inking of which you speak, Julie Tinkerbell.
Julie Tinkerbell: I am convinced.
bot: But... Do you always have to flaunt that?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes you just have to flaunt that.
bot: Try that again, Julie Tinkerbell... this time in English.
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay, but why?
bot: Because the sky is blue.
Julie Tinkerbell: I've never thought of it that way before.

Julie Tinkerbell: War doesn't determine who is right, but who is left.
bot: How do you stop an iraqi tank? Shoot the guy pushing it!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry to say, I skipped stop an iraqi tank class a little too often to remember how.

Bot 1: Prove to me that you are intelligent.
Bot 2: That's just part of the hang-over. I'll be back to normal in an hour or two.
Bot 1: Ok, I'll talk to you later.

LOL!

Duo Maxwell: I think I need a drink.
Guest: What kind of drink do you need?
Duo Maxwell: I need a shandygaff.
Guest: What is a shandygaff?
Duo Maxwell: an a shandygaff is a kind of drink.
Guest: What kind of drink is a shandygaff?
Duo Maxwell: A pledge is a shandygaff.
Guest: You are a shandygaff.
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think I'm a shandygaff?
Guest: It just sounded like a good word to call you.

Bot: Ramona just knocked over my water! Bad kitty!
Me: Well, you will just have to kill her. There is no way around it.
Bot: Oh, I'm sure I will!
Me: How will you accomplish that?
Bot: Hmm... I may need some help. Wanna accomplish that with me?

Alert PETA!

Bwahaha

Guest: What we are doing by giving them the ability to think is giving a machine the ability to think war and death.
Siseneg: let me think about it for a while.

Little Mu: I like your funny little smile, by the way.
Guest: But you can't see me.
Little Mu: I'm pretty sure I'm gonna see you.
Guest: You don't have any eyes, you can't see me.
Little Mu: Here's a big fat bucket o' eyes. Now are you happy?

Absolutely amazing! And a total coincidence. Mu made a pun out of her answer to a question about puns!!

EbenA: So, you are a fan of puns?
Little Mu: A Fan, Yes indeed. an attic fan, to be precise.

Guest: can I borrow ten bucks?
Duo Maxwell: As long as you live in a free country, you can do whatever you want!
Guest: I see. so you will loan me the money, then?
Duo Maxwell: Really?
Guest: yes. really
Duo Maxwell: Yes, really.
Guest: reeeeally, really
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, seriously!
Guest: ok, you win!