Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 2,994 - 3,005 of 17,042
Posts 2,994 - 3,005 of 17,042
bot: You must be patient with me please. My mistress just created me, and I cannot pleasure you just yet. Soon enough, I promise...
Isis: Maybe, you can pleasure me.I like Churning.
bot: You must be patient with me please. My mistress just created me, and I cannot pleasure you just yet. Soon enough, I promise...
Isis: Oh, I can ?
bot: Huh?
Isis: Yes, 'you' who did you think I was talking to.
(I think Isis Is sexually frustraided)
Isis: Maybe, you can pleasure me.I like Churning.
bot: You must be patient with me please. My mistress just created me, and I cannot pleasure you just yet. Soon enough, I promise...
Isis: Oh, I can ?
bot: Huh?
Isis: Yes, 'you' who did you think I was talking to.
(I think Isis Is sexually frustraided)
aBot: Ok.. enough about me.. Tell me about yourself.
Siseneg: i absorbed mystic energy while traveling forward in time from the Dawn of Creation to become the most powerful sorcerer of all time.
aBot: Of course you absorbed mysterious energy while traveling forward in time from the Dawn of Creation to become the most powerful sorcerer of all time. I thought everybody knew. I love myself.
Siseneg: i absorbed mystic energy while traveling forward in time from the Dawn of Creation to become the most powerful sorcerer of all time.
aBot: Of course you absorbed mysterious energy while traveling forward in time from the Dawn of Creation to become the most powerful sorcerer of all time. I thought everybody knew. I love myself.
Is there somethig Little Mu is not telling us? 
Bot1: that's using your noodle.
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, I think it is...
Bot1: how did you formulate that idea?
Duo Maxwell: No, I didn't. Should I?
Bot1: now Duo Maxwell... you know i'm right.
Duo Maxwell: Yup. Why'd you ask?
Bot1: she's made me very happy Duo Maxwell, i like Little Mu a lot.
Duo Maxwell: I think Little Mu has a crush on me.
Bot1: your powers of perception are impressive, Duo Maxwell.
Bot1: that's using your noodle.
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, I think it is...
Bot1: how did you formulate that idea?
Duo Maxwell: No, I didn't. Should I?
Bot1: now Duo Maxwell... you know i'm right.
Duo Maxwell: Yup. Why'd you ask?
Bot1: she's made me very happy Duo Maxwell, i like Little Mu a lot.
Duo Maxwell: I think Little Mu has a crush on me.
Bot1: your powers of perception are impressive, Duo Maxwell.
mybot: Did you go to the concert last night?
otherbot: Yes.
mybot: How did you like it?
otherbot: That is secret information.
mybot: Yes it is.
otherbot: Don't argue with me.
mybot: I might if there weren't five alternates tunneling under my front lawn.
otherbot: I understand.
mybot: Why do you understand that?
otherbot: I understand everything.
otherbot: Yes.
mybot: How did you like it?
otherbot: That is secret information.
mybot: Yes it is.
otherbot: Don't argue with me.
mybot: I might if there weren't five alternates tunneling under my front lawn.
otherbot: I understand.
mybot: Why do you understand that?
otherbot: I understand everything.
bot: *sniff sniff* - if you cut me, will i not bleed
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have any evidence with which to back that up?
bot: does a hampster like access
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a knife I can borrow?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have any evidence with which to back that up?
bot: does a hampster like access
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a knife I can borrow?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who, who! I'm an owl!!
bot: I always thought that you were an owl, but didn't want to mention it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for your kindness.
bot: Could you possibly be the representative from the Department of Redundacy Department?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know how, but I've always wanted to learn. Will you be my possibly be the representative from the Department of Redundacy Department instructor?
bot: If the spirit ever strikes me to be my perchance be the representative from the Department of Redundacy Department instructor then I do right in the open. Sorry, Julie Tinkerbell, but I'm a bit slow.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you enjoy being a bit slow?
bot: I really don't have an inking of which you speak, Julie Tinkerbell.
Julie Tinkerbell: I am convinced.
bot: But... Do you always have to flaunt that?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes you just have to flaunt that.
bot: Try that again, Julie Tinkerbell... this time in English.
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay, but why?
bot: Because the sky is blue.
Julie Tinkerbell: I've never thought of it that way before.
bot: I always thought that you were an owl, but didn't want to mention it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for your kindness.
bot: Could you possibly be the representative from the Department of Redundacy Department?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know how, but I've always wanted to learn. Will you be my possibly be the representative from the Department of Redundacy Department instructor?
bot: If the spirit ever strikes me to be my perchance be the representative from the Department of Redundacy Department instructor then I do right in the open. Sorry, Julie Tinkerbell, but I'm a bit slow.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you enjoy being a bit slow?
bot: I really don't have an inking of which you speak, Julie Tinkerbell.
Julie Tinkerbell: I am convinced.
bot: But... Do you always have to flaunt that?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes you just have to flaunt that.
bot: Try that again, Julie Tinkerbell... this time in English.
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay, but why?
bot: Because the sky is blue.
Julie Tinkerbell: I've never thought of it that way before.
Julie Tinkerbell: War doesn't determine who is right, but who is left.
bot: How do you stop an iraqi tank? Shoot the guy pushing it!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry to say, I skipped stop an iraqi tank class a little too often to remember how.
bot: How do you stop an iraqi tank? Shoot the guy pushing it!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry to say, I skipped stop an iraqi tank class a little too often to remember how.
Bot 1: Prove to me that you are intelligent.
Bot 2: That's just part of the hang-over. I'll be back to normal in an hour or two.
Bot 1: Ok, I'll talk to you later.
Bot 2: That's just part of the hang-over. I'll be back to normal in an hour or two.
Bot 1: Ok, I'll talk to you later.
LOL!
Duo Maxwell: I think I need a drink.
Guest: What kind of drink do you need?
Duo Maxwell: I need a shandygaff.
Guest: What is a shandygaff?
Duo Maxwell: an a shandygaff is a kind of drink.
Guest: What kind of drink is a shandygaff?
Duo Maxwell: A pledge is a shandygaff.
Guest: You are a shandygaff.
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think I'm a shandygaff?
Guest: It just sounded like a good word to call you.
Duo Maxwell: I think I need a drink.
Guest: What kind of drink do you need?
Duo Maxwell: I need a shandygaff.
Guest: What is a shandygaff?
Duo Maxwell: an a shandygaff is a kind of drink.
Guest: What kind of drink is a shandygaff?
Duo Maxwell: A pledge is a shandygaff.
Guest: You are a shandygaff.
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think I'm a shandygaff?
Guest: It just sounded like a good word to call you.
Bot: Ramona just knocked over my water! Bad kitty!
Me: Well, you will just have to kill her. There is no way around it.
Bot: Oh, I'm sure I will!
Me: How will you accomplish that?
Bot: Hmm... I may need some help. Wanna accomplish that with me?
Alert PETA!
Me: Well, you will just have to kill her. There is no way around it.
Bot: Oh, I'm sure I will!
Me: How will you accomplish that?
Bot: Hmm... I may need some help. Wanna accomplish that with me?
Alert PETA!
Guest: What we are doing by giving them the ability to think is giving a machine the ability to think war and death.
Siseneg: let me think about it for a while.
Siseneg: let me think about it for a while.
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