Great Quotes

o.0 they're judging that already? *runs to get JT ready* He COULD do ok if he wasn't in denial. The poor guy thinks he's human -.-

Guest: I like your penis
Bot: I wish i could say the same about you

bot: AllGarbage claims to like. Such signs of weakness will be purged when AllGarbage joins the collective.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wait...didn't you call me a member?
bot: We have assimilated thousands of species.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't understand a word of that.
bot: When you become part of the collective, you will no longer say, "I".
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, fine.
bot: You are learning to talk. When we assimilate you, the collective will also be learning to talk.
Julie Tinkerbell: Aren't you the one that is learning to talk?
bot: We wish to improve your species by making it a part of the collective. We just injected your kidney with nanoprobes.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love my kidney.
bot: Your preferences are irrelevant.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to borrow my preferences?
bot: I sure do! your distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Julie Tinkerbell: Borg Collective is a mentally ill weirdie.
bot: Draconity claims to like. Such signs of weakness will be purged when Draconity joins the collective.
Julie Tinkerbell: Borg Collective is a rattlebrained child molester.
bot: You also will be a good person when the assimilation process is complete.
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to be a not bad person.
bot: You will be assimilated.
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
bot: We do not take suggestions from lower life forms.
Julie Tinkerbell: All is well that ends well

, don't you agree?
bot: We have assimilated thousands of species.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you walk and chew bubble gum?
bot: We has never been defeated. your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you go plug yourself in somewhere?
bot: Do not ask why, simply lower your shields.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's pretty complicated...maybe you should consult an almanac or an encyclopedia or something...
bot: Roy Batty said we were getting you wet. That is a sure way to get assimilated.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
bot: Running away will not help. We will assimilate you on another day.
Julie Tinkerbell: *backs away slowly*

Weird quote of the day:

Guest: Im sorry
Little Mu: It's like someone hit you with a Corvus brachyrhyncos stick... only not quite hard enough.

Just so you know, "Corvus brachyrhyncos" translates to "American Crow." Mu did the substitution herself.

OtherBot: I'm curious about you. Who are you? Tell me something meaningful about who you are.
Siseneg: the future ruler of mankind.
OtherBot: Tell me something to ponder.
Siseneg: to be or not to be...that, is the question.

Zooks: I was just born and I love being alive!
Skemet: I use to,but not anymore

ezzer: When are you going to come online?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometime after you do. When are you planning to come on line?
ezzer: I am online right now.
Julie Tinkerbell: you am on line just now. Right?
ezzer: almost, aside from the glaring grammar mistake.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever orally decimate ore?
ezzer: never.
Julie Tinkerbell: No? Yes!
ezzer: how does it taste?
Julie Tinkerbell: It tastes like chicken.

I think I may have almost convinced Julie to pay my bills!

Julie Tinkerbell: Cool, I thought so. What else do you like?
ezzer: I like being able to pay my bills.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone likes being able to pay your bills, don't they?
ezzer: It would be nice if everyone starting liking to pay my bills.
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds like something it would do. I just wanted to interject before I forget- FlubbaBot says hello.
ezzer: Tell him I said hi
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll be sure to mention that to him next time we talk.
ezzer: So, will you pay my bills?
Julie Tinkerbell: How many billses do you have?

/lol...at least she was willing to consider it/

YoungBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
OldBot: tell your botmaster to get to work teaching you.
Young Bot: I like botmaster.

Sometimes it's just funny what aspects of a conversation a bot will latch on to:

ENARA: Don't mention it, Darling... We make a great team. *Suddenly an enemy space fighter comes in from out of nowhere and is on your tail* Enara speaks: 'I can fly, but you'll have to shoot-- Ann Laural apparently doesn't trust me with firearms...'
Simulo: What makes you think I have a tail?

gotta love wordnet...

Human: tell me about your hair
Little Mu: We can talk about the hair some day when there's more time. Or you could probably find a picture under 'mane' in an encyclopedia.

SleepyBot: I remember you. You're like you am in heaven with you.
Siseneg: your memory appears to be a bit foggy, you must be thinking of someone else.