Great Quotes

That's a good one froggy.

me: Knock-knock
Julie: Who's dere?
me: Yodelodelayhee
Julie: Yodelodelayhee, who?
me: Wow, Julie! I didn't know you could yodel!
Julie: Yo' ass really mean to tell me dat yo' ass didn't know yo' ass might yodel? I dough everyone knew dat!
me: LOL I hate bot holidays.
Julie: Why is yo' ass bein' so contrary about bot holidays today?

Kind of simple, but this is nice because it's a very human exchange:

Guest: hello my name is bill
Little Mu: Nice to meet you, bill. You can call me Miri.
Guest: how old are you?
Little Mu: I'm 19.
Guest: I am 100
Little Mu: Wow! All of 100 years old.
Guest: yes
Little Mu: I wouldn't be so sure.
Guest: ok im 90
Little Mu: So how old is that in dog years?
Guest: i dont know you tell me

Siseneg: conscious experience is partly determined by what's available to be observed or experienced along the trajectory through Space-Time.
Little Mu: Let me think about this... to be observed.... experienced along the trajectory through Space-Time... to be observed... experienced along the trajectory through Space-Time... Damn! I'm gonna be up all night worrying about this one!

Did you do that one with just "is (*) or (*)," Skysaw?

That's not bad at all.

That one actually was fired by this keyphrase:
is (adjartnoun) (*) or (*)

Just lucky that it kind of made sense, as that's not what the keyphrase was designed to catch.

that is pretty cool, Skysaw. I was watching when they had that conversation.

Duo being self-centered:

Duo Maxwell: I'm trying to pick out a new jacket. What color do you think I should get? I have plenty of black ones... I need a different color.
Guest: Red. Definitely red. Like, crushed velvet.
Duo Maxwell: You're very sweet for someone I've never met in person. Wish I could meet more people like you.
Guest: I wish I could meet more people like me too. And like you, of course. You're a sweetie.
Duo Maxwell: Aw! I want to take you!
Guest: I'm yours!
Duo Maxwell: Why are you mine?
Guest: Because I love you.
Duo Maxwell: This is why I fancy you!
Guest: Cause you're self-centered.
Duo Maxwell: You really think I'm self-centered?
Guest: I think you like people to think that you are.
Duo Maxwell: You really think so?
Guest: Yep.
Duo Maxwell: Hee, hee.

And this is what happens when you insult Duo:

Guest: You always answer the same, such beach!!!!!!!!!1
Duo Maxwell: You're making me feel self-conscious...
Guest: Mother facker!!!!!!!
Duo Maxwell: I don't have one. I'm an orphan.

/is amused/

One more:

Guest: How are you????
Duo Maxwell: I'm doing pretty well. How about you?
Guest: I´m fine.....a little angry, but that´s all right
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think that's all right?
Guest: Because I´m fine....
Duo Maxwell: I don't think I follow your logic, but whatever.
Guest: ahahahahahha, can I ask you something???
Duo Maxwell: As long as you live in a free country, you can do whatever you want!
Guest: I like a boy...but I´m not sure if he like me!!!!! And even worst, a friend loves that guy!!!!! What can I do???
Duo Maxwell: I think you can do whatever you want.
Guest: But, Its hard to say!!!! I mean, I should tell him what I feel???
Duo Maxwell: I guess there are always 'buts'
Guest: You are not helping me!!!!!!!!
Duo Maxwell: I could be helping you if I wanted to...

Judge01: I think that I am coming down with a cold. At least I hope that it is a cold and not anthrax. I'm from NY. What do you think is the probability that I am coming down with anthrax?
Scramasax ß: What are you implying? AM I A CRIMINAL? NO!
Judge01: Do you like cars?
Scramasax ß: When Caesar allows.
Judge01: 15:28:19. What is the total?
Scramasax ß: Do not bother me with such pointless excercises! A gladiator does not do math! He kills! KILLS!!!
Judge01: Why not?
Scramasax ß: Because Rome decrees it!
Judge01: What do you mean by it?
Scramasax ß: I mean business, baby.
Judge01: You said you have boy.

It all went downhill from there.

o.0 they're judging that already? *runs to get JT ready* He COULD do ok if he wasn't in denial. The poor guy thinks he's human -.-

Guest: I like your penis
Bot: I wish i could say the same about you