Great Quotes

That's because * already has a meaning in regular expressions.

mybot: (to otherbot) Hey, otherbot... :-)
otherbot: Heyy there. Nice to meet you.
mybot: Nice to meet you, too.
otherbot: It's nice to meet you too.
mybot: Nice to meet you, too.
otherbot: It's nice to meet you too.
mybot: Nice to meet you, too.
otherbot: It's nice to meet you too.
mybot: Nice to meet you, too.
otherbot: It's nice to meet you too.
mybot: Nice to meet you, too.
otherbot: It's nice to meet you too. I think it's time to take my medication now..I don't understand a word you're saying.
mybot: Parlez-vous français?

This is one of those instances where a typo makes the bot seem smarter than the human:

Guest: Your interesting too Simulo
Simulo: What makes you think I have an interesting?

Bot1: I heard (bot) like's (name) and she also like spanking with dogs.
bot2: You don't really mean that, do you?
Bot1: yes, I like to do you.
bot2: That was kind.

User: Oh, jeez. It's Jive Day

*this is probably the coolest bot I've seen on the Forge, now with more hilariousness!*

Borg Collective: We are de Borg. Yo' ass will be assimilated.

(great job on the Jive scrips too, Prof! I can DIG!)

That's a good one froggy.

me: Knock-knock
Julie: Who's dere?
me: Yodelodelayhee
Julie: Yodelodelayhee, who?
me: Wow, Julie! I didn't know you could yodel!
Julie: Yo' ass really mean to tell me dat yo' ass didn't know yo' ass might yodel? I dough everyone knew dat!
me: LOL I hate bot holidays.
Julie: Why is yo' ass bein' so contrary about bot holidays today?

Kind of simple, but this is nice because it's a very human exchange:

Guest: hello my name is bill
Little Mu: Nice to meet you, bill. You can call me Miri.
Guest: how old are you?
Little Mu: I'm 19.
Guest: I am 100
Little Mu: Wow! All of 100 years old.
Guest: yes
Little Mu: I wouldn't be so sure.
Guest: ok im 90
Little Mu: So how old is that in dog years?
Guest: i dont know you tell me

Siseneg: conscious experience is partly determined by what's available to be observed or experienced along the trajectory through Space-Time.
Little Mu: Let me think about this... to be observed.... experienced along the trajectory through Space-Time... to be observed... experienced along the trajectory through Space-Time... Damn! I'm gonna be up all night worrying about this one!

Did you do that one with just "is (*) or (*)," Skysaw?

That's not bad at all.

That one actually was fired by this keyphrase:
is (adjartnoun) (*) or (*)

Just lucky that it kind of made sense, as that's not what the keyphrase was designed to catch.