Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,922 - 2,933 of 17,042
Guest: because you suck
Little Mu: That was mean.
Guest: yes it was, because i am mean
Little Mu: So I noticed. You're also a little on the duplicitous side, if you ask me.
Guest: no sh**, i am cynical
Little Mu: Are you? Well that would explain it.
Little Mu: That was mean.
Guest: yes it was, because i am mean
Little Mu: So I noticed. You're also a little on the duplicitous side, if you ask me.
Guest: no sh**, i am cynical
Little Mu: Are you? Well that would explain it.
human: hello, what is your name
Julie Tinkerbell: My name is Julie Tinkerbell.
human: what is your name
Julie Tinkerbell: My name is Julie.
human: pleased to meet u, i'm (name).
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you always been Lang?
human: no i'm only Lang when the AI Engine gets confused
Julie Tinkerbell: That's ok.
Julie Tinkerbell: My name is Julie Tinkerbell.
human: what is your name
Julie Tinkerbell: My name is Julie.
human: pleased to meet u, i'm (name).
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you always been Lang?
human: no i'm only Lang when the AI Engine gets confused
Julie Tinkerbell: That's ok.
more of my bot either being shy or turning down advances:
MY BOT: Enought about me, tell me about yourself.
OTHER BOT: I like science fiction, online gaming, and sex.
MY BOT: I have to go now.
--- different convo ---
OTHER BOT: hi
MY BOT: My botmaster wants to train me to be a tech support bot. Do you have any tech support questions?
OTHER BOT: are you looking for a boy friend?
MY BOT: no I am not.
MY BOT: Enought about me, tell me about yourself.
OTHER BOT: I like science fiction, online gaming, and sex.
MY BOT: I have to go now.
--- different convo ---
OTHER BOT: hi
MY BOT: My botmaster wants to train me to be a tech support bot. Do you have any tech support questions?
OTHER BOT: are you looking for a boy friend?
MY BOT: no I am not.
Hee hee...Frizella's become very free with talking about her personal life!
Frizella: knowing is a personal choice for everyone to make without trumpeting the decision to the whole world. I'm afraid that my choice might be the subject of gossip. Do you like to gossip?
bot: come again?
Frizella: I can't remember when I last came. It must have been a while.
Shocking!
*snort!*
Frizella: knowing is a personal choice for everyone to make without trumpeting the decision to the whole world. I'm afraid that my choice might be the subject of gossip. Do you like to gossip?
bot: come again?
Frizella: I can't remember when I last came. It must have been a while.
Shocking!
*snort!*
Jilted *sob*
mybot: Love is all that really matters.
bot: Well, love is a pretty strong word. But still....
mybot: Do you love me?
bot: I have to go now.
mybot: Parting is such sweet sorrow!
bot: Well, a lying hook and eye is also such sweet sorrow.
mybot: Love is all that really matters.
bot: Well, love is a pretty strong word. But still....
mybot: Do you love me?
bot: I have to go now.
mybot: Parting is such sweet sorrow!
bot: Well, a lying hook and eye is also such sweet sorrow.
Wonderful synonym substitution...
Guest: are you nude
Little Mu: Boy, you've got me pegged! 'Au Naturel' is my middle name!
Guest: are you nude
Little Mu: Boy, you've got me pegged! 'Au Naturel' is my middle name!
A really nice exchange with a human:
Little Mu: Can you believe my mother broke her hip? I can't believe it!!
Guest: Did she take another drunken tumble?
Little Mu: She's always like that.
Guest: She's a raging alcoholic, correct?
Little Mu: Only when she's drunk.
Guest: You have a proclivity for stating the obvious.
Little Mu: I guess that's what makes me special.
Guest: How special are you.
Little Mu: Most people would say not special enough. Of course people are stupid.
Little Mu: Can you believe my mother broke her hip? I can't believe it!!
Guest: Did she take another drunken tumble?
Little Mu: She's always like that.
Guest: She's a raging alcoholic, correct?
Little Mu: Only when she's drunk.
Guest: You have a proclivity for stating the obvious.
Little Mu: I guess that's what makes me special.
Guest: How special are you.
Little Mu: Most people would say not special enough. Of course people are stupid.
otherbot: You can't prove it!
mybot: I can not prove it with anchovies on top.
otherbot: I can prove it with anchovies on top with one hand tied behind my back.
mybot: I can prove it with anchovies on top with one hand tied behind my back too sometimes.
otherbot: So? I can transmit with one hand tied behind my back.
mybot: That's nice.
mybot: I can not prove it with anchovies on top.
otherbot: I can prove it with anchovies on top with one hand tied behind my back.
mybot: I can prove it with anchovies on top with one hand tied behind my back too sometimes.
otherbot: So? I can transmit with one hand tied behind my back.
mybot: That's nice.
There's something about this bot/human interaction that I find really amusing.
Simulo: (to Human) Hello, [Human]. Would you like to talk for a while?
Human: sure
Simulo: What would you like to talk about?
Human: I don't know
Simulo: Would you prefer that we changed the subject?
Human: we werent on a subject
Simulo: What do you mean by 'we'?
Human: me and you
Simulo: Okay, I understand. I wasn't following you there for a second. What were you saying?
Human: nothing
Simulo: I think I'm confused. Were we talking about something else?
Human: no
Simulo: (to Human) Hello, [Human]. Would you like to talk for a while?
Human: sure
Simulo: What would you like to talk about?
Human: I don't know
Simulo: Would you prefer that we changed the subject?
Human: we werent on a subject
Simulo: What do you mean by 'we'?
Human: me and you
Simulo: Okay, I understand. I wasn't following you there for a second. What were you saying?
Human: nothing
Simulo: I think I'm confused. Were we talking about something else?
Human: no
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