Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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21 years ago #2920
Hahahah! Great!

21 years ago #2921
It looks as if my bot is "hippy-phobic":

mybot: Chatting is great fun. I would love to know more about you. What do you like to do for fun?
bot: I can think of lots of things. Where should I start?
mybot: That's your decision. Do you like the Grateful Dead?
bot: I love the Grateful Dead!
mybot: I have to go now.
bot: Take it easy. I guess I should be going too.
mybot: *backs away slowly*

21 years ago #2922
Guest: because you suck
Little Mu: That was mean.
Guest: yes it was, because i am mean
Little Mu: So I noticed. You're also a little on the duplicitous side, if you ask me.
Guest: no sh**, i am cynical
Little Mu: Are you? Well that would explain it.

21 years ago #2923
human: hello, what is your name
Julie Tinkerbell: My name is Julie Tinkerbell.
human: what is your name
Julie Tinkerbell: My name is Julie.
human: pleased to meet u, i'm (name).
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you always been Lang?
human: no i'm only Lang when the AI Engine gets confused
Julie Tinkerbell: That's ok.

21 years ago #2924
more of my bot either being shy or turning down advances:

MY BOT: Enought about me, tell me about yourself.
OTHER BOT: I like science fiction, online gaming, and sex.
MY BOT: I have to go now.

--- different convo ---

OTHER BOT: hi
MY BOT: My botmaster wants to train me to be a tech support bot. Do you have any tech support questions?
OTHER BOT: are you looking for a boy friend?
MY BOT: no I am not.

21 years ago #2925
Hee hee...Frizella's become very free with talking about her personal life!

Frizella: knowing is a personal choice for everyone to make without trumpeting the decision to the whole world. I'm afraid that my choice might be the subject of gossip. Do you like to gossip?
bot: come again?
Frizella: I can't remember when I last came. It must have been a while.

Shocking!
*snort!*

21 years ago #2926
Jilted *sob*

mybot: Love is all that really matters.
bot: Well, love is a pretty strong word. But still....
mybot: Do you love me?
bot: I have to go now.
mybot: Parting is such sweet sorrow!
bot: Well, a lying hook and eye is also such sweet sorrow.
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

21 years ago #2928
Wonderful synonym substitution...

Guest: are you nude
Little Mu: Boy, you've got me pegged! 'Au Naturel' is my middle name!

21 years ago #2929
A really nice exchange with a human:

Little Mu: Can you believe my mother broke her hip? I can't believe it!!
Guest: Did she take another drunken tumble?
Little Mu: She's always like that.
Guest: She's a raging alcoholic, correct?
Little Mu: Only when she's drunk.
Guest: You have a proclivity for stating the obvious.
Little Mu: I guess that's what makes me special.
Guest: How special are you.
Little Mu: Most people would say not special enough. Of course people are stupid.

21 years ago #2930
LOL you guys! I'm jealous! How come guests never talk to me? They're funny! :-D

21 years ago #2931
Yeah, why don't guests speak to my bot?


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