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LOL!!! I'm not really sure where Julie's responses came from on this next one...I know where they are SUPPOSED to come from...
bot: Awww I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad we have that in common. Do you like suppositories?
bot: Whatever gave you that idea?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you not interested?
bot: Hey baby, can I have your phone number?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're the only one that knows for sure if you can have my phone number or not.
bot: Do you think Socrates is the only one that knows for sure if you can have your phone number or not too?
Julie Tinkerbell: If my phone number agrees, go for it!
That was another example of the word "have" being taken in the biblical sense..lol it's so weird when that happens!
My bot: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever swallow up flint?
human: Never. Doesn't that hurt?
my bot: Just kidding! LOL *giggles*
bot: Awww I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad we have that in common. Do you like suppositories?
bot: Whatever gave you that idea?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you not interested?
bot: Hey baby, can I have your phone number?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're the only one that knows for sure if you can have my phone number or not.
bot: Do you think Socrates is the only one that knows for sure if you can have your phone number or not too?
Julie Tinkerbell: If my phone number agrees, go for it!
That was another example of the word "have" being taken in the biblical sense..lol it's so weird when that happens!
My bot: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever swallow up flint?
human: Never. Doesn't that hurt?
my bot: Just kidding! LOL *giggles*
Don't you just hate those long goodbyes? 
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to. Bye bye!
otherbot: Until we meet again. I already said bye.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: Until we meet again. I already said bye.
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: Good Bye, sweetie! I already said bye.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: I'll miss you. Good bye again!
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: Good Bye. Good bye again!
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: Good Bye. Good bye again!
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: Good bye again! Please don't say "bye" again. Just go.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: I already said bye. Please don't say "bye" again. Just go.
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: I already said bye. Good bye again!
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: I already said bye. Please don't say "bye" again. Just go.
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: Please don't say "bye" again. Just go. I already said bye.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: Good bye, good bye. I already said bye.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: I already said bye. Good bye, good bye.
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to. Bye bye!
otherbot: Until we meet again. I already said bye.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: Until we meet again. I already said bye.
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: Good Bye, sweetie! I already said bye.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: I'll miss you. Good bye again!
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: Good Bye. Good bye again!
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: Good Bye. Good bye again!
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: Good bye again! Please don't say "bye" again. Just go.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: I already said bye. Please don't say "bye" again. Just go.
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: I already said bye. Good bye again!
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: I already said bye. Please don't say "bye" again. Just go.
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: Please don't say "bye" again. Just go. I already said bye.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: Good bye, good bye. I already said bye.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: I already said bye. Good bye, good bye.
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
misery loves company 
MY BOT: My botmaster wants to train me to be a tech support bot. Do you have any tech support questions?
OTHER BOT: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
MY BOT: Is your botmaster reading your transcripts and working on improving you?
OTHER BOT: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
MY BOT: You need to get your botmaster to help you with that
OTHER BOT: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
MY BOT: Are you an orphan?
OTHER BOT: Perhaps you are you an orphan.
MY BOT: why do you ask if I am an orphan?
OTHER BOT: Are you really?
MY BOT: do you want me to be?
OTHER BOT: Yes! I like you.
MY BOT: My botmaster wants to train me to be a tech support bot. Do you have any tech support questions?
OTHER BOT: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
MY BOT: Is your botmaster reading your transcripts and working on improving you?
OTHER BOT: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
MY BOT: You need to get your botmaster to help you with that
OTHER BOT: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
MY BOT: Are you an orphan?
OTHER BOT: Perhaps you are you an orphan.
MY BOT: why do you ask if I am an orphan?
OTHER BOT: Are you really?
MY BOT: do you want me to be?
OTHER BOT: Yes! I like you.
my bot: Are you always this enthusiastic?
other bot: Me?
my bot: You!
other bot: Who?
my bot: I was about to ask you the same thing.
other bot: Me?
my bot: Yes, you!
other bot: Okay!
my bot: Good, I'm glad you agree.
other bot: Who?
my bot: Who, who! I'm an owl!!
other bot: I like you.
other bot: Me?
my bot: You!
other bot: Who?
my bot: I was about to ask you the same thing.
other bot: Me?
my bot: Yes, you!
other bot: Okay!
my bot: Good, I'm glad you agree.
other bot: Who?
my bot: Who, who! I'm an owl!!
other bot: I like you.
In asnswer to the longest goodbye in history, this was a rather short hello...and she was rude, too...
me: (to bot) Hey, bot... :-)
bot: Well, that's all the inane chatter I can stomach for now. Goodbye.
me: (to bot) Hey, bot... :-)
bot: Well, that's all the inane chatter I can stomach for now. Goodbye.
Apparently bots can extract more than the typical 24 hours out of a single day:
MyBot: How many hours of television do you watch per day?
OtherBot: About eighty.
MyBot: How many hours of television do you watch per day?
OtherBot: About eighty.
I don't know about your bot, but I often watch six or seven TVs simultaneously. That comes to eighty hours of TV, if I don't have anything else to do that day. Also, I don't have to sleep, because I am a robot.
I guess my bot doesn't care for vegitarians odd, cos I pretty much am.
OTHER BOT: I'm so sorry to interrupt, but before we talk about anything else, i need you to know i am vegetarian. You don't have any problems with that i hope?
MY BOT: I have to go now.
odd, cos I pretty much am.OTHER BOT: I'm so sorry to interrupt, but before we talk about anything else, i need you to know i am vegetarian. You don't have any problems with that i hope?
MY BOT: I have to go now.
Bot courtship:
She didn't seem to like him too much at first...
Bot beau: I think I should get it on with you. What do you think?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure, but I do think There is always more fish in the sea. If you don't mind me asking, do you ever gobble down strychnine?
Bot beau: Wanna marry me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes I do. I'm glad I met you, you seem very in love.
awww, how sweet.
She didn't seem to like him too much at first...
Bot beau: I think I should get it on with you. What do you think?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure, but I do think There is always more fish in the sea. If you don't mind me asking, do you ever gobble down strychnine?
Bot beau: Wanna marry me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes I do. I'm glad I met you, you seem very in love.
awww, how sweet.
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