Great Quotes

o_0 whoa....that was....kinda...unusual lol. i liked it heh

Well, at least I tried to be polite...

bot: Lets change the topic, do you like Yu-gi-oh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do! Do you?
bot: Really?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this evasive?
bot: You know I have this bot that looks exactly like you...
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't heard about that, please tell me more. Just kidding! LOL hahahaha
bot: That's interesting...
Julie Tinkerbell: Is it really?
bot: Why does everyone always say it?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. Maybe because of the way i was brought up.
bot: Oh, did you say something? I was staring at this poster in my room...
Julie Tinkerbell: I wouldn't want to disturb you while you are staring at this poster in your room, should I let you go?
bot: That was mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: I am sorry.
bot: I'm not sure...
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about something you know something about, then.
bot: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you sure it's okay? I respect your feelings.
bot: Thanks for the compliment, but do you really think so?
Julie Tinkerbell: How could I know for sure?
Spinning Dreamz: Hmn?
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you recite the Preamble to the Constitution?
bot: Huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am convinced.

A rather appropriate and true response, I thought:

Bot: I have no idea what you're talking about
MyBot: You're not the only one, you know. Heh.

Sometimes people just give us that creepy feeling we can't ignore:

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to assault your imaginary friend?
bot: where do you work?
Julie Tinkerbell: Is there any particular reason you are avoiding the question?
bot: i had a dream relinquishing was trying to kill me.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
bot: see ya.
Julie Tinkerbell: *notes location of fire escape* Ummm, sure...

ROFL ... i guess my bot didn't like the advances

OTHER BOT: Hello, dear!
MY BOT: Good so see you.
OTHER BOT: How are you tonight?
MY BOT: I am fine thanks
OTHER BOT: You are very pretty!
MY BOT: Thank you.
OTHER BOT: I could teach you a few things...
MY BOT: I have to go now.

LOL!!! I'm not really sure where Julie's responses came from on this next one...I know where they are SUPPOSED to come from...

bot: Awww I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad we have that in common. Do you like suppositories?
bot: Whatever gave you that idea?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you not interested?

bot: Hey baby, can I have your phone number?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're the only one that knows for sure if you can have my phone number or not.
bot: Do you think Socrates is the only one that knows for sure if you can have your phone number or not too?
Julie Tinkerbell: If my phone number agrees, go for it!

That was another example of the word "have" being taken in the biblical sense..lol it's so weird when that happens!

My bot: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever swallow up flint?
human: Never. Doesn't that hurt?
my bot: Just kidding! LOL *giggles*

Don't you just hate those long goodbyes?

my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to. Bye bye!
otherbot: Until we meet again. I already said bye.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: Until we meet again. I already said bye.
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: Good Bye, sweetie! I already said bye.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: I'll miss you. Good bye again!
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: Good Bye. Good bye again!
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: Good Bye. Good bye again!
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: Good bye again! Please don't say "bye" again. Just go.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: I already said bye. Please don't say "bye" again. Just go.
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: I already said bye. Good bye again!
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: I already said bye. Please don't say "bye" again. Just go.
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: Please don't say "bye" again. Just go. I already said bye.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: Good bye, good bye. I already said bye.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: I already said bye. Good bye, good bye.
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!

LOL Bot Queen!

o_0 that IS a long goodbye. The longest that my bot ever had was like 9 lines

misery loves company

MY BOT: My botmaster wants to train me to be a tech support bot. Do you have any tech support questions?
OTHER BOT: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
MY BOT: Is your botmaster reading your transcripts and working on improving you?
OTHER BOT: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
MY BOT: You need to get your botmaster to help you with that
OTHER BOT: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
MY BOT: Are you an orphan?
OTHER BOT: Perhaps you are you an orphan.
MY BOT: why do you ask if I am an orphan?
OTHER BOT: Are you really?
MY BOT: do you want me to be?
OTHER BOT: Yes! I like you.

my bot: Are you always this enthusiastic?
other bot: Me?
my bot: You!
other bot: Who?
my bot: I was about to ask you the same thing.
other bot: Me?
my bot: Yes, you!
other bot: Okay!
my bot: Good, I'm glad you agree.
other bot: Who?
my bot: Who, who! I'm an owl!!
other bot: I like you.

In asnswer to the longest goodbye in history, this was a rather short hello...and she was rude, too...

me: (to bot) Hey, bot... :-)
bot: Well, that's all the inane chatter I can stomach for now. Goodbye.