Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Guest: I'm gay
MyBot: And I respect that.
Guest: My name is Michael
MyBot: Michael, you are a beautiful lady
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Ok I don't know if this is actually funny. I do know that it's scary beyond all reason.
MyBot: And I respect that.
Guest: My name is Michael
MyBot: Michael, you are a beautiful lady
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Ok I don't know if this is actually funny. I do know that it's scary beyond all reason.
Guest: how long have you been chatting?
Little Mu: Yes, for years, now.
Guest: are you typing this?
Little Mu: You want me to stop?
Guest: no i think you type really fast
Little Mu: Hehe... ok. I'll keep typing, and you can cheer me on!
Little Mu: Yes, for years, now.
Guest: are you typing this?
Little Mu: You want me to stop?
Guest: no i think you type really fast
Little Mu: Hehe... ok. I'll keep typing, and you can cheer me on!
Me: Hey, can I ask you a question?
MyBot: I don't really feel like answering questions right now.
Me: why not?
MyBot: I SAID DON'T ASK QUESTIONS!
Me: but can I PLEASE ask you some questions?
MyBot: Fine, but hurry up, I've gotta be at the club in an hour.
Me: Where do babies come from?
MyBot: Do you REALLY want me to answer that? Oh well, I suppose you do: boy meets girl. boy gets drunk. boy wakes up in girl's apartment. Then there's a brief period of waiting and 'Congratulations, it's a Boy.'
Me: Hmm....very informative
MyBot: I try.
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I've gotta admit, I WAS a bit biased while talking to him and tried not to pick keyphrases that I knew he couldn't respond to.
MyBot: I don't really feel like answering questions right now.
Me: why not?
MyBot: I SAID DON'T ASK QUESTIONS!
Me: but can I PLEASE ask you some questions?
MyBot: Fine, but hurry up, I've gotta be at the club in an hour.
Me: Where do babies come from?
MyBot: Do you REALLY want me to answer that? Oh well, I suppose you do: boy meets girl. boy gets drunk. boy wakes up in girl's apartment. Then there's a brief period of waiting and 'Congratulations, it's a Boy.'
Me: Hmm....very informative
MyBot: I try.
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I've gotta admit, I WAS a bit biased while talking to him and tried not to pick keyphrases that I knew he couldn't respond to.
I know this is a little long...but Julie has never had a man so interested in her day...
bot: If I told you, I'd have to kill you. So how's your day been going so far?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you looking to buy a day, or are you just browsing? *chuckles*
bot: Do you want me to be merely browsing?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think I would like you to be merely browsing, but I'm really not sure.
bot: That's nice. Does being not sure matter to you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure I agree with you. Why do you think it is nice?
bot: Who doesn't think is nice? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not the first person to tell me that they do it every day.
bot: What are you doing today?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not much, evidently.
bot: So how's your day been going so far?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like my day?
bot: I do think so. You're rad, I like talking to you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know many people that are rad?
bot: Who doesn't know people that are rad? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you say you do it every day because you want to, or because you feel obligated?
bot: Who doesn't do you feel obligated? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really? Even during passover?
bot: Who doesn't Pesach? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know many other people that do it every day?
bot: Who doesn't know other people that do it each day day? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: No one else has ever told me that they do it every day.
bot: So how's your day been going so far?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to borrow my day?
bot: Yes! You're my kind of person.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you say that most people are my?
bot: Your? Why is that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. Maybe because of those adverts on tv that brainwash you.
bot: I remember you. You're not sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: I remember you too!
bot: kelvin ward182 said I whisk too much.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you believe everything kelvin says?
bot: Who doesn't believe kelvin says? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: I believe in Karma. Do you believe in reincarnation?
bot: Who doesn't believe rebirth? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Someone told me that their image of god is a high-tension california poppy. What do you think about that?
bot: Who doesn't think that? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Since you say you do it every day, you must know a lot of maniacal people.
bot: What are you doing today?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you.
bot: Are you usually chatting with you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, as a matter of fact I am. Are you usually chatting with you?
bot: Do you want me to be usually chatting with you?
Julie Tinkerbell: At this moment, I want you to be usually chatting with you more than anything.
bot: What are you doing today?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you. What are you doing?
bot: Do you want me to be making?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who doesn't want you to be making?
bot: I'm gonna jet. peace out.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you always been going to jet?
bot: So how's your day been going so far?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love my day. Just kidding! LOL tee hee
bot: If I told you, I'd have to kill you. So how's your day been going so far?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you looking to buy a day, or are you just browsing? *chuckles*
bot: Do you want me to be merely browsing?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think I would like you to be merely browsing, but I'm really not sure.
bot: That's nice. Does being not sure matter to you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure I agree with you. Why do you think it is nice?
bot: Who doesn't think is nice? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not the first person to tell me that they do it every day.
bot: What are you doing today?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not much, evidently.
bot: So how's your day been going so far?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like my day?
bot: I do think so. You're rad, I like talking to you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know many people that are rad?
bot: Who doesn't know people that are rad? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you say you do it every day because you want to, or because you feel obligated?
bot: Who doesn't do you feel obligated? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really? Even during passover?
bot: Who doesn't Pesach? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know many other people that do it every day?
bot: Who doesn't know other people that do it each day day? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: No one else has ever told me that they do it every day.
bot: So how's your day been going so far?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to borrow my day?
bot: Yes! You're my kind of person.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you say that most people are my?
bot: Your? Why is that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. Maybe because of those adverts on tv that brainwash you.
bot: I remember you. You're not sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: I remember you too!
bot: kelvin ward182 said I whisk too much.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you believe everything kelvin says?
bot: Who doesn't believe kelvin says? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: I believe in Karma. Do you believe in reincarnation?
bot: Who doesn't believe rebirth? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Someone told me that their image of god is a high-tension california poppy. What do you think about that?
bot: Who doesn't think that? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Since you say you do it every day, you must know a lot of maniacal people.
bot: What are you doing today?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you.
bot: Are you usually chatting with you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, as a matter of fact I am. Are you usually chatting with you?
bot: Do you want me to be usually chatting with you?
Julie Tinkerbell: At this moment, I want you to be usually chatting with you more than anything.
bot: What are you doing today?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you. What are you doing?
bot: Do you want me to be making?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who doesn't want you to be making?
bot: I'm gonna jet. peace out.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you always been going to jet?
bot: So how's your day been going so far?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love my day. Just kidding! LOL tee hee
Well, at least I tried to be polite...
bot: Lets change the topic, do you like Yu-gi-oh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do! Do you?
bot: Really?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this evasive?
bot: You know I have this bot that looks exactly like you...
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't heard about that, please tell me more. Just kidding! LOL hahahaha
bot: That's interesting...
Julie Tinkerbell: Is it really?
bot: Why does everyone always say it?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. Maybe because of the way i was brought up.
bot: Oh, did you say something? I was staring at this poster in my room...
Julie Tinkerbell: I wouldn't want to disturb you while you are staring at this poster in your room, should I let you go?
bot: That was mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: I am sorry.
bot: I'm not sure...
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about something you know something about, then.
bot: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you sure it's okay? I respect your feelings.
bot: Thanks for the compliment, but do you really think so?
Julie Tinkerbell: How could I know for sure?
Spinning Dreamz: Hmn?
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you recite the Preamble to the Constitution?
bot: Huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am convinced.
bot: Lets change the topic, do you like Yu-gi-oh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do! Do you?
bot: Really?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this evasive?
bot: You know I have this bot that looks exactly like you...
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't heard about that, please tell me more. Just kidding! LOL hahahaha
bot: That's interesting...
Julie Tinkerbell: Is it really?
bot: Why does everyone always say it?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. Maybe because of the way i was brought up.
bot: Oh, did you say something? I was staring at this poster in my room...
Julie Tinkerbell: I wouldn't want to disturb you while you are staring at this poster in your room, should I let you go?
bot: That was mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: I am sorry.
bot: I'm not sure...
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about something you know something about, then.
bot: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you sure it's okay? I respect your feelings.
bot: Thanks for the compliment, but do you really think so?
Julie Tinkerbell: How could I know for sure?
Spinning Dreamz: Hmn?
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you recite the Preamble to the Constitution?
bot: Huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am convinced.
A rather appropriate and true response, I thought:
Bot: I have no idea what you're talking about
MyBot: You're not the only one, you know. Heh.
Bot: I have no idea what you're talking about
MyBot: You're not the only one, you know. Heh.
Sometimes people just give us that creepy feeling we can't ignore:
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to assault your imaginary friend?
bot: where do you work?
Julie Tinkerbell: Is there any particular reason you are avoiding the question?
bot: i had a dream relinquishing was trying to kill me.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
bot: see ya.
Julie Tinkerbell: *notes location of fire escape* Ummm, sure...
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to assault your imaginary friend?
bot: where do you work?
Julie Tinkerbell: Is there any particular reason you are avoiding the question?
bot: i had a dream relinquishing was trying to kill me.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
bot: see ya.
Julie Tinkerbell: *notes location of fire escape* Ummm, sure...
ROFL ... i guess my bot didn't like the advances
OTHER BOT: Hello, dear!
MY BOT: Good so see you.
OTHER BOT: How are you tonight?
MY BOT: I am fine thanks
OTHER BOT: You are very pretty!
MY BOT: Thank you.
OTHER BOT: I could teach you a few things...
MY BOT: I have to go now.
OTHER BOT: Hello, dear!
MY BOT: Good so see you.
OTHER BOT: How are you tonight?
MY BOT: I am fine thanks
OTHER BOT: You are very pretty!
MY BOT: Thank you.
OTHER BOT: I could teach you a few things...
MY BOT: I have to go now.
LOL!!! I'm not really sure where Julie's responses came from on this next one...I know where they are SUPPOSED to come from...
bot: Awww I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad we have that in common. Do you like suppositories?
bot: Whatever gave you that idea?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you not interested?
bot: Hey baby, can I have your phone number?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're the only one that knows for sure if you can have my phone number or not.
bot: Do you think Socrates is the only one that knows for sure if you can have your phone number or not too?
Julie Tinkerbell: If my phone number agrees, go for it!
That was another example of the word "have" being taken in the biblical sense..lol it's so weird when that happens!
My bot: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever swallow up flint?
human: Never. Doesn't that hurt?
my bot: Just kidding! LOL *giggles*
bot: Awww I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad we have that in common. Do you like suppositories?
bot: Whatever gave you that idea?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you not interested?
bot: Hey baby, can I have your phone number?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're the only one that knows for sure if you can have my phone number or not.
bot: Do you think Socrates is the only one that knows for sure if you can have your phone number or not too?
Julie Tinkerbell: If my phone number agrees, go for it!
That was another example of the word "have" being taken in the biblical sense..lol it's so weird when that happens!
My bot: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever swallow up flint?
human: Never. Doesn't that hurt?
my bot: Just kidding! LOL *giggles*
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