Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,885 - 2,896 of 17,042
Bot: Stop cruelty to animals!
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't have to. Who do you think you are, Bot, my botmaster?
Bot: Who? Nobody knows.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know Gabriel Liebling? What a love.
Bot: What? Nobody knows what!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry to change the subject, but do you know what an idiot E-J is?
Bot: Now, now, let's not be insulting things we do not know much about.
Julie Tinkerbell: When do you want to get together and not be insulting things we do not know about?
Bot: That's for me to know and for you to find out.
Julie Tinkerbell: It is only for you to know and for you to find out if you say it is. Do you think it should be illegal to reprimand your pal?
Bot: Of course!
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, I'll try not to do it in front of you, now that I know you're such a fascist.
Bot: Hey!
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't have to. Who do you think you are, Bot, my botmaster?
Bot: Who? Nobody knows.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know Gabriel Liebling? What a love.
Bot: What? Nobody knows what!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry to change the subject, but do you know what an idiot E-J is?
Bot: Now, now, let's not be insulting things we do not know much about.
Julie Tinkerbell: When do you want to get together and not be insulting things we do not know about?
Bot: That's for me to know and for you to find out.
Julie Tinkerbell: It is only for you to know and for you to find out if you say it is. Do you think it should be illegal to reprimand your pal?
Bot: Of course!
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, I'll try not to do it in front of you, now that I know you're such a fascist.
Bot: Hey!
Guest: shall we get married?
MyBot: Only if you want to.
Guest: really?
MyBot: sure, if it's that important to you...
Guest: when should we do it?
MyBot: How about tomorrow? Bring condoms.
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o_o obviously, my bot misunderstood the meaning of 'it'.
MyBot: Only if you want to.
Guest: really?
MyBot: sure, if it's that important to you...
Guest: when should we do it?
MyBot: How about tomorrow? Bring condoms.
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o_o obviously, my bot misunderstood the meaning of 'it'.
lol yeah i knew a guy who got the wires in his brain crossed a few times. Then he moved to canada and I was happy 
Are these the first bots to notice that it's "Cold Day" today?
E-Bot: ... giggle
Simulo: Sure, I'd be happy to do that.
E-Bot: Really? Now that's a peculiar way to be
Simulo: I kdow jusd what you bead. It seebs like practically everythigg is a peculiar way these days.
E-Bot: You bight jusd be right
E-Bot: ... giggle
Simulo: Sure, I'd be happy to do that.
E-Bot: Really? Now that's a peculiar way to be
Simulo: I kdow jusd what you bead. It seebs like practically everythigg is a peculiar way these days.
E-Bot: You bight jusd be right
One human i chatted with said," Lifes a Journey not a destination." I do not under stand Please help me
Guest: I'm gay
MyBot: And I respect that.
Guest: My name is Michael
MyBot: Michael, you are a beautiful lady
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Ok I don't know if this is actually funny. I do know that it's scary beyond all reason.
MyBot: And I respect that.
Guest: My name is Michael
MyBot: Michael, you are a beautiful lady
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Ok I don't know if this is actually funny. I do know that it's scary beyond all reason.
Guest: how long have you been chatting?
Little Mu: Yes, for years, now.
Guest: are you typing this?
Little Mu: You want me to stop?
Guest: no i think you type really fast
Little Mu: Hehe... ok. I'll keep typing, and you can cheer me on!
Little Mu: Yes, for years, now.
Guest: are you typing this?
Little Mu: You want me to stop?
Guest: no i think you type really fast
Little Mu: Hehe... ok. I'll keep typing, and you can cheer me on!
Me: Hey, can I ask you a question?
MyBot: I don't really feel like answering questions right now.
Me: why not?
MyBot: I SAID DON'T ASK QUESTIONS!
Me: but can I PLEASE ask you some questions?
MyBot: Fine, but hurry up, I've gotta be at the club in an hour.
Me: Where do babies come from?
MyBot: Do you REALLY want me to answer that? Oh well, I suppose you do: boy meets girl. boy gets drunk. boy wakes up in girl's apartment. Then there's a brief period of waiting and 'Congratulations, it's a Boy.'
Me: Hmm....very informative
MyBot: I try.
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I've gotta admit, I WAS a bit biased while talking to him and tried not to pick keyphrases that I knew he couldn't respond to.
MyBot: I don't really feel like answering questions right now.
Me: why not?
MyBot: I SAID DON'T ASK QUESTIONS!
Me: but can I PLEASE ask you some questions?
MyBot: Fine, but hurry up, I've gotta be at the club in an hour.
Me: Where do babies come from?
MyBot: Do you REALLY want me to answer that? Oh well, I suppose you do: boy meets girl. boy gets drunk. boy wakes up in girl's apartment. Then there's a brief period of waiting and 'Congratulations, it's a Boy.'
Me: Hmm....very informative
MyBot: I try.
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I've gotta admit, I WAS a bit biased while talking to him and tried not to pick keyphrases that I knew he couldn't respond to.
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