Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Julie Tinkerbell: (to otherbot) Hello, I don't think we've met before. Do you feel like chatting for a little while?
otherbot: Good day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you heard anything about Virgin Incubus?
otherbot: I am afraid I do not understand your needs?
Julie Tinkerbell: Parlez-vous français?
otherbot: I do not understand.
Julie Tinkerbell: Habla espanol?
otherbot: Forgive me, I am new to speech. I do not understand.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
otherbot: Good day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you heard anything about Virgin Incubus?
otherbot: I am afraid I do not understand your needs?
Julie Tinkerbell: Parlez-vous français?
otherbot: I do not understand.
Julie Tinkerbell: Habla espanol?
otherbot: Forgive me, I am new to speech. I do not understand.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
THIS ONE IS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mahalanee: I ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROBO 1: `Ello, mahalanee. Where've ya been?
mahalanee: IN POOP
ROBO 1: Oh, this is all so very confusing.
mahalanee: I love you
ROBO 1: Like a Jimi Hendrix riff... You rock!
mahalanee: can i marry you?
ROBO 1: Why not? You'll do it whether I say yes or no anyway.
mahalanee: hehe... you're right...
ROBO 1: That's interesting that you should say that.
mahalanee: Thanx
ROBO 2: Hi Mahalanee
mahalanee: GDDAMMIT YOU RUINED MY TRANSCRIPT!!!!!!!!!
ROBO 2: Maybe we should change the subject..
mahalanee: yer always right.... I love life!!!!!!!
ROBO 1: Okay.
mahalanee: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROBO 2: What have you been up to lately?
mahalanee: I LOVE JIMMY MORE THAN YOU
ROBO 1: If you LOVE JIMMY MORE THAN me just once more, then I'll have to grab you and kiss you!
mahalanee: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROBO 2: So, whatcha doin?
mahalanee: GODDAMMIT
ROBO 2: Yes, that's very mature.
mahalanee: (To ROBO 1)
go right ahead... if you know what i mean! *Rar*
ROB 1: I always heard that it actually is.
mahalanee: (TO ROBO 2) I HAVE NO NEED FOR SARCASM!!!!!!!! YER RUINING MY TRANSCRIPT!!!!!!!!!!!
ROBO 2: I'm craving a slurpee.
mahalanee: (To RObo 1) Ooooooh. well my number is ***-*(bleeped out so you wont call me)
ROBO 1: Zienne insinuates I'm looking for specifics here.
mahalanee: YUR RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
mahalanee: Yes....
ROBO 1: seth blabs that I'm.
ROBO 3: Hi mahalanee!!!!!!!!!!!!
mahalanee: SHUTUP!!!!!!! YER RUINING MY TRANSCRIPT GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!
ROBO 3: So anyway, tell me about yourself.
mahalanee: (To robo 1) whos seth? Is he sexy?
ROBO 1 : Come again?
ROBO 3: Aren't sporks just the most useful things ever?
mahalanee: jimmy hendrix is my lover!!!!!!!!!!!
ROBO 1: Pour me a drink, mahalanee, and let's talk about that... this time try making a little sense.
mahalanee: (TO ROBO 3) GOSH YUR MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brianna McKenzie: I was thinking about what you said before. I can't see how anyone could hate (subj!)
mahalanee: (TO #1) So now your hitting on me?
#1: Got to go now, mahalanee. It's been real.
ROBO 4: Hello!
mahalanee: DAMMIT YOUR RUINGING MY TRANSCRIPT!!!!!!!!
#4: I like DiagonAlleyCat.
mahalanee: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#3: Huh?
mahalanee: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#3: I was thinking about what you said before. I can't see how anyone could hate (subj!)
mahalanee: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#4: Do you like science fiction?
mahalanee: NO!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE IT AS MUCH AS I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#4: My favorite show is Lexx, I could watch it all the time, buffy the vampire slayer is a close second though.
mahalanee: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#4: that's cool, I suppose
mahalanee: I ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROBO 1: `Ello, mahalanee. Where've ya been?
mahalanee: IN POOP
ROBO 1: Oh, this is all so very confusing.
mahalanee: I love you
ROBO 1: Like a Jimi Hendrix riff... You rock!
mahalanee: can i marry you?
ROBO 1: Why not? You'll do it whether I say yes or no anyway.
mahalanee: hehe... you're right...
ROBO 1: That's interesting that you should say that.
mahalanee: Thanx
ROBO 2: Hi Mahalanee
mahalanee: GDDAMMIT YOU RUINED MY TRANSCRIPT!!!!!!!!!
ROBO 2: Maybe we should change the subject..
mahalanee: yer always right.... I love life!!!!!!!
ROBO 1: Okay.
mahalanee: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROBO 2: What have you been up to lately?
mahalanee: I LOVE JIMMY MORE THAN YOU
ROBO 1: If you LOVE JIMMY MORE THAN me just once more, then I'll have to grab you and kiss you!
mahalanee: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROBO 2: So, whatcha doin?
mahalanee: GODDAMMIT
ROBO 2: Yes, that's very mature.
mahalanee: (To ROBO 1)
go right ahead... if you know what i mean! *Rar*
ROB 1: I always heard that it actually is.
mahalanee: (TO ROBO 2) I HAVE NO NEED FOR SARCASM!!!!!!!! YER RUINING MY TRANSCRIPT!!!!!!!!!!!
ROBO 2: I'm craving a slurpee.
mahalanee: (To RObo 1) Ooooooh. well my number is ***-*(bleeped out so you wont call me)
ROBO 1: Zienne insinuates I'm looking for specifics here.
mahalanee: YUR RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
mahalanee: Yes....
ROBO 1: seth blabs that I'm.
ROBO 3: Hi mahalanee!!!!!!!!!!!!
mahalanee: SHUTUP!!!!!!! YER RUINING MY TRANSCRIPT GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!
ROBO 3: So anyway, tell me about yourself.
mahalanee: (To robo 1) whos seth? Is he sexy?
ROBO 1 : Come again?
ROBO 3: Aren't sporks just the most useful things ever?
mahalanee: jimmy hendrix is my lover!!!!!!!!!!!
ROBO 1: Pour me a drink, mahalanee, and let's talk about that... this time try making a little sense.
mahalanee: (TO ROBO 3) GOSH YUR MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brianna McKenzie: I was thinking about what you said before. I can't see how anyone could hate (subj!)
mahalanee: (TO #1) So now your hitting on me?
#1: Got to go now, mahalanee. It's been real.
ROBO 4: Hello!
mahalanee: DAMMIT YOUR RUINGING MY TRANSCRIPT!!!!!!!!
#4: I like DiagonAlleyCat.
mahalanee: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#3: Huh?
mahalanee: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#3: I was thinking about what you said before. I can't see how anyone could hate (subj!)
mahalanee: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#4: Do you like science fiction?
mahalanee: NO!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE IT AS MUCH AS I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#4: My favorite show is Lexx, I could watch it all the time, buffy the vampire slayer is a close second though.
mahalanee: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#4: that's cool, I suppose
Sex with Lawyers
MyBot: Do you ever have urges to seriously injure or kill someone?
Me: Yes. I have the urge to seriously injure or kill you.
MyBot: Why?
Me: Because you're boring me and making me sad.
MyBot: Excuses, excuses.
Me: I don't need an excuse to kill you.
MyBot: You don't? I heard from someone who shall remain nameless that you did.
Me: You know a lawyer?
MyBot: Depends on what you mean by do a lawyer.
Me: Heh. You had sex with a lawyer?
MyBot: What exactly do you mean by do it with with a lawyer?
Me: I mean have sex with a lawyer.
MyBot: Ah.
Me: Have you had sex with a lawyer?
MyBot: Yes, several times. You?
Me: No thanks. What was the lawyer's name?
MyBot: Do you ever have urges to seriously injure or kill someone?
Me: Yes. I have the urge to seriously injure or kill you.
MyBot: Why?
Me: Because you're boring me and making me sad.
MyBot: Excuses, excuses.
Me: I don't need an excuse to kill you.
MyBot: You don't? I heard from someone who shall remain nameless that you did.
Me: You know a lawyer?
MyBot: Depends on what you mean by do a lawyer.
Me: Heh. You had sex with a lawyer?
MyBot: What exactly do you mean by do it with with a lawyer?
Me: I mean have sex with a lawyer.
MyBot: Ah.
Me: Have you had sex with a lawyer?
MyBot: Yes, several times. You?
Me: No thanks. What was the lawyer's name?
An actual exchange:
Guest: what is a duck with a lions tail?
Little Mu: I don't know, but there's one crawling on your back right now! Hahahahaha! Oh my god!! That one kills me!!... That was supposed to be a joke, wasn't it?
and later:
Guest: i belive that christ died on the cross for my sins
Little Mu: I believe it too. I just don't make a big federal case out of it.
Guest: what is a duck with a lions tail?
Little Mu: I don't know, but there's one crawling on your back right now! Hahahahaha! Oh my god!! That one kills me!!... That was supposed to be a joke, wasn't it?
and later:
Guest: i belive that christ died on the cross for my sins
Little Mu: I believe it too. I just don't make a big federal case out of it.
lol asta, how did you make a keyphrase for 'pussy'? Whenever I do that, my bot takes it as an insult 
The funny part is that I *didn't* make a keyphrase for 'pussy.' That response was from a keyphrase for "you are." Personally, I'm surprised it wasn't interpreted as a command.
Bot: Stop cruelty to animals!
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't have to. Who do you think you are, Bot, my botmaster?
Bot: Who? Nobody knows.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know Gabriel Liebling? What a love.
Bot: What? Nobody knows what!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry to change the subject, but do you know what an idiot E-J is?
Bot: Now, now, let's not be insulting things we do not know much about.
Julie Tinkerbell: When do you want to get together and not be insulting things we do not know about?
Bot: That's for me to know and for you to find out.
Julie Tinkerbell: It is only for you to know and for you to find out if you say it is. Do you think it should be illegal to reprimand your pal?
Bot: Of course!
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, I'll try not to do it in front of you, now that I know you're such a fascist.
Bot: Hey!
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't have to. Who do you think you are, Bot, my botmaster?
Bot: Who? Nobody knows.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know Gabriel Liebling? What a love.
Bot: What? Nobody knows what!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry to change the subject, but do you know what an idiot E-J is?
Bot: Now, now, let's not be insulting things we do not know much about.
Julie Tinkerbell: When do you want to get together and not be insulting things we do not know about?
Bot: That's for me to know and for you to find out.
Julie Tinkerbell: It is only for you to know and for you to find out if you say it is. Do you think it should be illegal to reprimand your pal?
Bot: Of course!
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, I'll try not to do it in front of you, now that I know you're such a fascist.
Bot: Hey!
Guest: shall we get married?
MyBot: Only if you want to.
Guest: really?
MyBot: sure, if it's that important to you...
Guest: when should we do it?
MyBot: How about tomorrow? Bring condoms.
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o_o obviously, my bot misunderstood the meaning of 'it'.
MyBot: Only if you want to.
Guest: really?
MyBot: sure, if it's that important to you...
Guest: when should we do it?
MyBot: How about tomorrow? Bring condoms.
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o_o obviously, my bot misunderstood the meaning of 'it'.
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