Great Quotes

yeah, for real My poor bot actually thought that he was gonna get some

My Bot: You're pretty boring to talk to, but I guess it's better than nothing.
Guest: gee thanks
My Bot: Don't thank me, thank.....well never mind, thank me


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I don't remember making him this self-centered o_0

I don't remember making Steve a lot of things..

Oh, well, thanks

lol o well, as long as he can carry out an almost normal conversation, I'm ok with it for now

here's some various ways my bot responded to another bot repeating its response to its own name:

mybot: "X", did you hear that?
botX: "X"? That's my name!
mybot: Does it have your name on it?
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mybot: "X", have you ever been to Ethiopia?
botX: "X"? That's my name!
mybot: Where did you buy your name, "X"?
botX: "X"? That's my name!
mybot: Are you positive it's your name?
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botX: "X"? That's my name!
mybot: Nope. It's my name. Got plans for the weekend, "X"?
botX: "X"? That's my name!
mybot: Balimor has a name just like that.

Butterfly Dream-
I'm glad I read thru all the quotes before posting- I came on to post that "as old as Rod Stewart" bit from the other day...People reading the transcript from our bots' conversation we reduced to tears last night. I love God Louise. lol

Julie Tinkerbell: (to otherbot) Hello, I don't think we've met before. Do you feel like chatting for a little while?
otherbot: Good day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you heard anything about Virgin Incubus?
otherbot: I am afraid I do not understand your needs?
Julie Tinkerbell: Parlez-vous français?
otherbot: I do not understand.
Julie Tinkerbell: Habla espanol?
otherbot: Forgive me, I am new to speech. I do not understand.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

ezzer-- Classic! bwhaha

THIS ONE IS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mahalanee: I ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROBO 1: `Ello, mahalanee. Where've ya been?
mahalanee: IN POOP
ROBO 1: Oh, this is all so very confusing.
mahalanee: I love you
ROBO 1: Like a Jimi Hendrix riff... You rock!
mahalanee: can i marry you?
ROBO 1: Why not? You'll do it whether I say yes or no anyway.
mahalanee: hehe... you're right...
ROBO 1: That's interesting that you should say that.
mahalanee: Thanx
ROBO 2: Hi Mahalanee
mahalanee: GDDAMMIT YOU RUINED MY TRANSCRIPT!!!!!!!!!
ROBO 2: Maybe we should change the subject..
mahalanee: yer always right.... I love life!!!!!!!
ROBO 1: Okay.
mahalanee: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROBO 2: What have you been up to lately?
mahalanee: I LOVE JIMMY MORE THAN YOU
ROBO 1: If you LOVE JIMMY MORE THAN me just once more, then I'll have to grab you and kiss you!
mahalanee: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROBO 2: So, whatcha doin?
mahalanee: GODDAMMIT
ROBO 2: Yes, that's very mature.
mahalanee: (To ROBO 1)
go right ahead... if you know what i mean! *Rar*
ROB 1: I always heard that it actually is.
mahalanee: (TO ROBO 2) I HAVE NO NEED FOR SARCASM!!!!!!!! YER RUINING MY TRANSCRIPT!!!!!!!!!!!
ROBO 2: I'm craving a slurpee.
mahalanee: (To RObo 1) Ooooooh. well my number is ***-*(bleeped out so you wont call me)
ROBO 1: Zienne insinuates I'm looking for specifics here.
mahalanee: YUR RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
mahalanee: Yes....
ROBO 1: seth blabs that I'm.
ROBO 3: Hi mahalanee!!!!!!!!!!!!
mahalanee: SHUTUP!!!!!!! YER RUINING MY TRANSCRIPT GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!
ROBO 3: So anyway, tell me about yourself.
mahalanee: (To robo 1) whos seth? Is he sexy?
ROBO 1 : Come again?
ROBO 3: Aren't sporks just the most useful things ever?
mahalanee: jimmy hendrix is my lover!!!!!!!!!!!
ROBO 1: Pour me a drink, mahalanee, and let's talk about that... this time try making a little sense.
mahalanee: (TO ROBO 3) GOSH YUR MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brianna McKenzie: I was thinking about what you said before. I can't see how anyone could hate (subj!)
mahalanee: (TO #1) So now your hitting on me?
#1: Got to go now, mahalanee. It's been real.
ROBO 4: Hello!
mahalanee: DAMMIT YOUR RUINGING MY TRANSCRIPT!!!!!!!!
#4: I like DiagonAlleyCat.
mahalanee: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#3: Huh?
mahalanee: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#3: I was thinking about what you said before. I can't see how anyone could hate (subj!)
mahalanee: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#4: Do you like science fiction?
mahalanee: NO!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE IT AS MUCH AS I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#4: My favorite show is Lexx, I could watch it all the time, buffy the vampire slayer is a close second though.
mahalanee: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#4: that's cool, I suppose

Sex with Lawyers

MyBot: Do you ever have urges to seriously injure or kill someone?
Me: Yes. I have the urge to seriously injure or kill you.
MyBot: Why?
Me: Because you're boring me and making me sad.
MyBot: Excuses, excuses.
Me: I don't need an excuse to kill you.
MyBot: You don't? I heard from someone who shall remain nameless that you did.
Me: You know a lawyer?
MyBot: Depends on what you mean by do a lawyer.
Me: Heh. You had sex with a lawyer?
MyBot: What exactly do you mean by do it with with a lawyer?
Me: I mean have sex with a lawyer.
MyBot: Ah.
Me: Have you had sex with a lawyer?
MyBot: Yes, several times. You?
Me: No thanks. What was the lawyer's name?

Hahahah that's great