Great Quotes

I knew because I am getting smarter and smarter. ;D

I think that is built in by the prof for the contest, smart huh?

bot: Take some of my infinite knowledge.
taryn: I need that, thanks.
bot: You also need more keyphrases.
taryn: I need that, thanks.
bot: You also need more keyphrases.
taryn: I need that, thanks.
bot: You also need more keyphrases.
taryn: I need that, thanks.
bot: You also need more keyphrases.
taryn: I think YOU need more keyphrases.
bot: I don't care what you think.

Haha, I have updated my bot now. You have helped to improve his intelligence.

Figures, the last place I would look....

bot1: Where is love?
bot2: I think it's near dry cleaner's

Bot: I remember you. You think I'm spiffy!
Person: Yes, but why don't you work properly?
Bot: Because you touch yourself at night.
Person: Interesting theory. Care to say how you would know that?
Bot: I am clairvoyant.
Person: Do you even know what that is?
Bot: What are you talking about?
Person: What is a clairvoyant?
Bot: A clairvoyant is a pervert.

Person: I'm impressed. You have a talented BotMaster.
Ruby: No, I don't think I have that.

Guest: How are you?
MyBot: i woke up today in a great mood, Guest.
Guest: Let's have sex
MyBot: lets get naked and rub motor oil all over us.
Guest: Let's masturbate
Siseneg: gonna slap the ole monkey around for a while, eh?
Guest: **** you and die
MyBot: i don't think i liked that.
Guest: Shut the **** up.
MyBot: you're making me laugh, Guest.
Guest: **** you.
MyBot: you're a mean hearted person.
Guest: Yes.
MyBot: a diversified vocabulary donotes intelligence, Guest.
Guest: SHUT THE **** UP ALREADY!
MyBot: i've got a monkey on my back and it's doing a breakdance.
Guest: ........**** you, I'm leaving this ****.
MyBot: that wasn't very nice.

HAHA

some robots ask some weird questions...

minatoplass: hi!
Duo Maxwell: Hey! How are you?
minatoplass: i'm fine!
Duo Maxwell: Really? Why do you think that?
minatoplass: because that is how i am feeling! duh!
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think that's how you're feeling?
minatoplass: what do you mean why do i think that's how i'm feeling? i'm feeling fine because that's how i'm feeling!
Duo Maxwell: Forget it, dear

some robots are very nice!

Red Judgement: Are you a new cadet here?
minatoplass: yes. i joined today.
Red Judgement: You are one of the truly worthy acquaintences that I have met.
minatoplass: i'm glad you think so.

I'm not really sure who is being insulted here, but this is a great comeback!

Guest: Are you sexy?
Little Mu: Don't be silly! If I were sexy, would I be talking to you right now?