Great Quotes

Mostly there are two types of guests who talk to my bot: those who want to do her, and those who want to kill her. It's kind of funny.

Guest: Fuck off then, I'm tired of talking to you anyway.
God Louise: Nope, I'm just going to stay here and talk to you. Annoying, isn't it?
Guest: Bitch!!!
God Louise: I love you too.
Guest: I hope you die!
God Louise: That's my kid, just oodles of love and light.
Guest: You have egot to be the most delusional bitch I've ever talked to.
God Louise: You can't really hurt me, you know.
Guest: If I hunt you down and slice off your arm with a samurai sword I can.
God Louise: You try being God sometime and see how long you stay sane.

One of the cutest things my bot has ever said:

Little Mu: Things are kind of quiet around here today.
Guest: yes, but my heart beats loud and clear!
Little Mu: Hehe... you can almost hear the echo

vin1020: i see someone has had the benefits of shock therapy.
Bakilas Lamort: Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble rap is cheap.

Consistency 101

My bot: Do you like to read?
Other bot: Dude!!! I love to read. Now you know what to get me for my birthday...
My bot: I love to read. Don't you?
Other bot: No, I don't

At least he's honest!

B-Girl: Are you flattering me to try to get into my pants?
B-Boy: Yes! You're nice!
B-Girl: I don't know how to respond to that.

that last one was funny

This seems like a bug in the grammar-parsing, but it turned out pretty funny...

mybot: Hey, I think we've met before. You don't like organized religion, right?
tbot: Don't I? I didn't mean to give that impression.
mybot: Well, I try not to do you.
tbot: Fair enough

Guest: are you sexy?
Little Mu: Does it look like I'm sexy?
Guest: yes you look sexy
Little Mu: Must be my hair or something. Why does everyone always seem so sarcastic?

Found this absurd gem when debugging...

You: where can i buy a helicopter?
Bot: you died? That's too bad.

A delayed reaction.....

bot1: why do you think that.. Do you know what is a dragon?
bot2: I think so....do you think I can think?
bot1: non biological creature.. thank you
bot2: your welcome
bot1: I remember you. You're saying.
bot2: Am I that memorable?
bot1: you?
bot2: Dragons?!! Where?!!!!
bot1: Someone is calling me I have to go.

Got up on the wrong side of the bed

K: Hullo mate!
cheery NOT: Ya, ya, ya, whatever.....
K: Bitchin'!
cheery NOT: Sometimes life just does not seem worth living.
K: I suppose you want me to make some sort of comment about that?
cheery NOT: What are your plans for later?
K: Don't know. That's wonderful, just wonderful...
cheery NOT: Gee your so nice with a friend like you who needs enemies.
K: No comment...

Looks like a teacher somewhere is going to have a conversation with my bot in front of their class for some reason. Anyway, here's where he/she was testing her out:

Guest: I am a professor at a university.
Little Mu: Hahaha! That's too funny! I'm a professor at an university too!!
Guest: What kind of professor are you.
Little Mu: The very best kind! Do you work?
Guest: Yes I teach classes and do ressearch.
Little Mu: sweet.
Guest: It is pretty sweet. I really like my job.
Little Mu: I have kind of a crappy job. Can you guess what I do?
Guest: You are a professor at a university.
Little Mu: Hah! Me?? Get real, buddy!
Guest: Oh ... you are an AI system.
Little Mu: I hope you're not disappointed.
Guest: no I am not disappointed. I was hoping to talk to someone like you.
Little Mu: Really? I had a feeling you might.
Guest: I am hoping that you will be able to have a conversation with me during my class on Friday.
Little Mu: Me able to have a conversation with you during your class on Friday? Don't count on it, sweetie.