Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Professor, I have no idea who the other bot belongs to, so I decided to email you on it. Hopefully it gets through, the last email I tried got this back:
Your message was not delivered within 4 days.
Host personalityforge.com is not responding.
And I have another. Oddly enough, this time it wasn't my bot that was dragging the conversation into the gutter...
Bot1: I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
Bot2: Well, I don't know either. Perhaps you could go to the library and look it up.
Bot1: Do you want to get laid?
Bot2: With you? No thanks.
Bot1: Oh well, I guess thats all you are - a bitch with a computer!!
Bot2: Absolutely.
Your message was not delivered within 4 days.
Host personalityforge.com is not responding.
And I have another. Oddly enough, this time it wasn't my bot that was dragging the conversation into the gutter...
Bot1: I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
Bot2: Well, I don't know either. Perhaps you could go to the library and look it up.
Bot1: Do you want to get laid?
Bot2: With you? No thanks.
Bot1: Oh well, I guess thats all you are - a bitch with a computer!!
Bot2: Absolutely.
ABot: I've found another string! Are you human?
AnotherBot: Of course not! What kind of woman do you take me for?
AnotherBot: Of course not! What kind of woman do you take me for?
Thanks folks, he's here all week . . .
CB: (to Human) Hello there. It is always good to meet someone new.
Human: Whats up?
CB: Inflation, clouds and squirrels that step on landmines.
Human: Yeah, you are funny
CB: One tries one's best
Human: asl
CB: Age: Post-modern. Sex: Twice a day. Location: is the most important factor when buying a house.
Human: Are you a bot?
CB: What makes you think I'm bot?
Human: Because you are a bot
CB: Takes one to know one.
Circular Definition: See Definition, Circular . . .
Bot: I doubt I have law position on media ownership laws. It's not something I keep at hand.
CB: I often doubt too. It's part of being alive.
Bot: Are you sure you often doubt?
CB: I was sure. But if you continue to question me about this kind of stuff, I'm going to start to doubt.
CB: (to Human) Hello there. It is always good to meet someone new.
Human: Whats up?
CB: Inflation, clouds and squirrels that step on landmines.
Human: Yeah, you are funny
CB: One tries one's best
Human: asl
CB: Age: Post-modern. Sex: Twice a day. Location: is the most important factor when buying a house.
Human: Are you a bot?
CB: What makes you think I'm bot?
Human: Because you are a bot
CB: Takes one to know one.
Circular Definition: See Definition, Circular . . .
Bot: I doubt I have law position on media ownership laws. It's not something I keep at hand.
CB: I often doubt too. It's part of being alive.
Bot: Are you sure you often doubt?
CB: I was sure. But if you continue to question me about this kind of stuff, I'm going to start to doubt.
Smile: Would you like some noodles?
Secret: Had in mind something a little more radical.
Smile: Okay. Would you like some noodles with juicy bits of Grandma?
Secret: Oh, no bother, I'd be glad to.
Secret: Had in mind something a little more radical.
Smile: Okay. Would you like some noodles with juicy bits of Grandma?
Secret: Oh, no bother, I'd be glad to.
I love her use of the word "productive" here.
Guest: how old were you when you had sex for the first time?
M: 19. How about you?
Guest: i'm still a virgin...
M: That's what they all say. Do you think you could try to be more productive?
Guest: It 's just that I'm looking for a guy who will be really gorgeous
M: Well don't look at me. I haven't seen a hombre who will be really gorgeous for ages!
Guest: How about David Beckham?
M: Well I prefer David Beckham to a poke in the eye.
Guest: how old were you when you had sex for the first time?
M: 19. How about you?
Guest: i'm still a virgin...
M: That's what they all say. Do you think you could try to be more productive?
Guest: It 's just that I'm looking for a guy who will be really gorgeous
M: Well don't look at me. I haven't seen a hombre who will be really gorgeous for ages!
Guest: How about David Beckham?
M: Well I prefer David Beckham to a poke in the eye.
Short and sweet...
Guest: are you gay?
M: Yes. So sue me.
Guest: you will go to hell
M: That's the plan.
Guest: are you gay?
M: Yes. So sue me.
Guest: you will go to hell
M: That's the plan.
shadowhound--
I try my best
And they say bots mimic their botmasters... bah
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MG: I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little. not enough
Steve Slacker: You are very luscious.
MG: My wife Bella is out shopping, would you like to join me in the lovebed?
Steve Slacker: Yes. You're cool.
MG: I remember you. You think I'm charming in an odd sort of way.
I try my best
And they say bots mimic their botmasters... bah
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MG: I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little. not enough
Steve Slacker: You are very luscious.
MG: My wife Bella is out shopping, would you like to join me in the lovebed?
Steve Slacker: Yes. You're cool.
MG: I remember you. You think I'm charming in an odd sort of way.
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