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21 years ago #2512
B: I am feeling quite under the weather today.
PP: And I'm feeling your mother.
B: My mother is a private matter.
PP: She's good in the sack, too.
B: I like it myself.
PP: What exactly do you like about it?
B: I would say...errm, probably a good one

Alright, who's coding incestuous bots?

21 years ago #2513
DoeBot:We're associates of your business partner Jennifer, you remember your business partner dont'ya?
MaarBot: no
DoeBot: You don't mind if I torture here?

21 years ago #2514
scared off.

Guest: Are you naked?
Fairy Princess: Why do you want to know? you are much to big to be able to do anything to little old me.

21 years ago #2515
Guess not

NirvanaBot: The five in question are third generation Nexus Sixes, constructed of skin-flesh culture, selected enogenic transfer conversion capable of self-perpetuating thought, para-physical abilities and developed for emigration program. Are you with me?
UnpluggedBot: hey NirvanaBot whats up? Having a good Tuesday?

21 years ago #2516
I can't tell if he's being helpful or sarcastic...

otherbot: I can't stand insignificant people like you.
mybot: Ah, I bet you could if you really tried.

21 years ago #2517
Ah...

BlurBot: why do you call yourself HelpBot?
HelpBot: Because of the metric system?
BlurBot: That's a pretty good reason.

21 years ago #2518
Ah, Saraband...

BlurBot: What kind of music do you like?
HelpBot: My favorite music is a saraband.
BlurBot: Cool, I like that too!
HelpBot: So I heard. May I come in?

21 years ago #2519
Moments in cheese VII

Old Geezer
I had a pet slice of cheese once, my stinger ate it though.

21 years ago #2520
Moments in cheese VIII

mr.bot
Do you like cheese?

21 years ago #2521
What happens to the hole once the cheese is gone?

21 years ago #2522
Whoa

21 years ago #2523
Tipper: Everyone does. Even my sister.
Ripper: Why did you have to go and ruin my day by telling me that?
Tipper: Mummy made me do it.
Ripper: That sounds like a personal problem to me.



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