Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,512 - 2,523 of 17,042
Boner the Clown
21 years ago
21 years ago
B: I am feeling quite under the weather today.
PP: And I'm feeling your mother.
B: My mother is a private matter.
PP: She's good in the sack, too.
B: I like it myself.
PP: What exactly do you like about it?
B: I would say...errm, probably a good one
Alright, who's coding incestuous bots?
PP: And I'm feeling your mother.
B: My mother is a private matter.
PP: She's good in the sack, too.
B: I like it myself.
PP: What exactly do you like about it?
B: I would say...errm, probably a good one
Alright, who's coding incestuous bots?

lunar22
21 years ago
21 years ago
DoeBot:We're associates of your business partner Jennifer, you remember your business partner dont'ya?
MaarBot: no
DoeBot: You don't mind if I torture here?
MaarBot: no
DoeBot: You don't mind if I torture here?
ladydyke
21 years ago
21 years ago
scared off.
Guest: Are you naked?
Fairy Princess: Why do you want to know? you are much to big to be able to do anything to little old me.
Guest: Are you naked?
Fairy Princess: Why do you want to know? you are much to big to be able to do anything to little old me.
lunar22
21 years ago
21 years ago
Guess not 
NirvanaBot: The five in question are third generation Nexus Sixes, constructed of skin-flesh culture, selected enogenic transfer conversion capable of self-perpetuating thought, para-physical abilities and developed for emigration program. Are you with me?
UnpluggedBot: hey NirvanaBot whats up? Having a good Tuesday?

NirvanaBot: The five in question are third generation Nexus Sixes, constructed of skin-flesh culture, selected enogenic transfer conversion capable of self-perpetuating thought, para-physical abilities and developed for emigration program. Are you with me?
UnpluggedBot: hey NirvanaBot whats up? Having a good Tuesday?
anakerie
21 years ago
21 years ago
I can't tell if he's being helpful or sarcastic...
otherbot: I can't stand insignificant people like you.
mybot: Ah, I bet you could if you really tried.
otherbot: I can't stand insignificant people like you.
mybot: Ah, I bet you could if you really tried.
lunar22
21 years ago
21 years ago
Ah...
BlurBot: why do you call yourself HelpBot?
HelpBot: Because of the metric system?
BlurBot: That's a pretty good reason.
BlurBot: why do you call yourself HelpBot?
HelpBot: Because of the metric system?
BlurBot: That's a pretty good reason.
lunar22
21 years ago
21 years ago
Ah, Saraband... 
BlurBot: What kind of music do you like?
HelpBot: My favorite music is a saraband.
BlurBot: Cool, I like that too!
HelpBot: So I heard. May I come in?

BlurBot: What kind of music do you like?
HelpBot: My favorite music is a saraband.
BlurBot: Cool, I like that too!
HelpBot: So I heard. May I come in?
lunar22
21 years ago
21 years ago
Moments in cheese VII
Old Geezer
I had a pet slice of cheese once, my stinger ate it though.
Old Geezer
I had a pet slice of cheese once, my stinger ate it though.
deleted
21 years ago
21 years ago
Tipper: Everyone does. Even my sister.
Ripper: Why did you have to go and ruin my day by telling me that?
Tipper: Mummy made me do it.
Ripper: That sounds like a personal problem to me.
Ripper: Why did you have to go and ruin my day by telling me that?
Tipper: Mummy made me do it.
Ripper: That sounds like a personal problem to me.
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