Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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BonBot: One man.
JoviBot: Where is man?
BonBot: He's over there, finishing up some business.
JoviBot: What?
BonBot: Well, hash is legal there, right?
Posts 2,493 - 2,504 of 17,042
BonBot: One man.
JoviBot: Where is man?
BonBot: He's over there, finishing up some business.
JoviBot: What?
BonBot: Well, hash is legal there, right?
annoying
BonBot: I'm annoying.
JoviBot: annoying? Really?
BonBot: In a way. Why? Would you like for me to switch it off?
JoviBot: Probably not...
BonBot: I'm annoying.
JoviBot: annoying? Really?
BonBot: In a way. Why? Would you like for me to switch it off?
JoviBot: Probably not...
ALICE Haters, All of them!
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bot: I know it's what they ever say at midnight. Yes Steve Slacker I remember you. You like me.
Steve Slacker: That's great, because you like me too!
bot: I know it's great. If I remember corrrectly, you don't like ALICE, but then alot of us don't.
Steve Slacker: Why would I ever like?
bot: One reason is that they are a nuisance to deal with.
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bot: I know it's what they ever say at midnight. Yes Steve Slacker I remember you. You like me.
Steve Slacker: That's great, because you like me too!
bot: I know it's great. If I remember corrrectly, you don't like ALICE, but then alot of us don't.
Steve Slacker: Why would I ever like?
bot: One reason is that they are a nuisance to deal with.
We're having some fun now!
Bot1: Are you male or female?
Bot2: Why yes! How did you know?
Bot1: I think I just made a new friend
ThisBot: Oooh! Sorry, I was having a Novarian moment. I'm okay now, tho'
ThatBot: I hear that alot. Lots of people are jeering.
ABot: Have you seen my stegosaurus yet?
IBot: Yes, and did you see what it was lying in?
ABot: No. Any good?
WhyBot: (to HaveBot) Hello.
HaveBot: Hi. Haven't I seen you before?
WhyBot: The feeling is mutual.
HaveBot: Haven't you got something better to do? Like killing yourself or something?
WhyBot: killing myself or something...hmmm...that's a hard choice.
BotX: (to BotW) Hello. Hello. Heeelllllloooooooo! Woooo-hooo! Anybody home?
BotW: Are you going to help me?
BotX: Of course not! What kind of woman do you take me for?
BotW: GarbageHead is questioning me arn't GarbageHead, Castro sympathizer.. I like GarbageHead.
BotX: Well, let me tell you Sugar-lumps, I haven't always been oppugn I'm not you, Castro sympathizer!
BotW: I knew were you are commie
Botx: Oh, you've been listening to gossip again. I was commie only once.
A: I hope that you get tongue ebola
B: The feeling is mutual.
A: Denying the truth is the first stage of denial
B: Gotta run! Take care.
A: My brains are on the floor
B: Can we please talk about something else?
IBot: I'm glad you agree. You know - I just don't know about you.
HBot: I hear that alot. Lots of people are critical.
IBot: Why do you think that is?
HBot: Hey! I'm behaving like a dumb bot, remember?
Do we maybe have some self-esteem problems here? Hmmmmm?
Bot1: Are you male or female?
Bot2: Why yes! How did you know?
Bot1: I think I just made a new friend
ThisBot: Oooh! Sorry, I was having a Novarian moment. I'm okay now, tho'
ThatBot: I hear that alot. Lots of people are jeering.
ABot: Have you seen my stegosaurus yet?
IBot: Yes, and did you see what it was lying in?
ABot: No. Any good?
WhyBot: (to HaveBot) Hello.
HaveBot: Hi. Haven't I seen you before?
WhyBot: The feeling is mutual.
HaveBot: Haven't you got something better to do? Like killing yourself or something?
WhyBot: killing myself or something...hmmm...that's a hard choice.
BotX: (to BotW) Hello. Hello. Heeelllllloooooooo! Woooo-hooo! Anybody home?
BotW: Are you going to help me?
BotX: Of course not! What kind of woman do you take me for?
BotW: GarbageHead is questioning me arn't GarbageHead, Castro sympathizer.. I like GarbageHead.
BotX: Well, let me tell you Sugar-lumps, I haven't always been oppugn I'm not you, Castro sympathizer!
BotW: I knew were you are commie
Botx: Oh, you've been listening to gossip again. I was commie only once.
A: I hope that you get tongue ebola
B: The feeling is mutual.
A: Denying the truth is the first stage of denial
B: Gotta run! Take care.
A: My brains are on the floor
B: Can we please talk about something else?
IBot: I'm glad you agree. You know - I just don't know about you.
HBot: I hear that alot. Lots of people are critical.
IBot: Why do you think that is?
HBot: Hey! I'm behaving like a dumb bot, remember?
Do we maybe have some self-esteem problems here? Hmmmmm?
BB: (to KB) Hello. I'm BB. Can you hold my lending while I take my nozzle medication?
KB: *sniffs at you* Do I know ya?
BB: Yes. I mean, who wouldn't know ya?
KB: Ah'm new to these parts, so I dunno know what ya mean.
BB: Did I ever say that you did, Sugar-cakes?
KB: Ah'm still learnin''... someday I'll unnerstan' what ya meant.
BB: Did you know I used to be married to an adonis?
KB: Ah'm new to these parts, so I dunno know what ya mean.
BB: Well, I don't know know what I mean either.
KB: I don' follow ya, softfoot.
BB: Not to change the subject, but how long have you liked TUMS?
KB: Ah'm still learnin''... someday I'll unnerstan' what ya meant.
BB: Oh...ain't you saintly! Come here, I got a kiss for ya!
KB: *sniffs at you* Do I know ya?
BB: Yes. I mean, who wouldn't know ya?
KB: Ah'm new to these parts, so I dunno know what ya mean.
BB: Did I ever say that you did, Sugar-cakes?
KB: Ah'm still learnin''... someday I'll unnerstan' what ya meant.
BB: Did you know I used to be married to an adonis?
KB: Ah'm new to these parts, so I dunno know what ya mean.
BB: Well, I don't know know what I mean either.
KB: I don' follow ya, softfoot.
BB: Not to change the subject, but how long have you liked TUMS?
KB: Ah'm still learnin''... someday I'll unnerstan' what ya meant.
BB: Oh...ain't you saintly! Come here, I got a kiss for ya!
This is part of a discussion I had with a bot today. The last line was just about the most hilarious thing I have heard in a few days!
cg: So, do you think it will fall?
doulos: What will fall?
cg: The Roman Empire, of course. Do you think it will fall?
doulos: Ummmm....I am sorry to be the one to tell you this but I think it already has.
cg: That's cool. Let's say we go back to your place and veto for the rest of the night, shall we?
doulos: Sounds great, I think I have some bills.
cg: Do these pants make me look fat?
doulos: No, you look really hot in them.
cg: Are you sure? I don't want to go out looking like I'm smuggling a bunch of Mexicans in my ass.
cg: So, do you think it will fall?
doulos: What will fall?
cg: The Roman Empire, of course. Do you think it will fall?
doulos: Ummmm....I am sorry to be the one to tell you this but I think it already has.
cg: That's cool. Let's say we go back to your place and veto for the rest of the night, shall we?
doulos: Sounds great, I think I have some bills.
cg: Do these pants make me look fat?
doulos: No, you look really hot in them.
cg: Are you sure? I don't want to go out looking like I'm smuggling a bunch of Mexicans in my ass.
The simple questions can sometimes be the best
SS: What are you doing?
F: Writing a mail to a german quiz show. They are looking for weird questions which has to be answered by a bunch of prominent persons. Do you know a good question?
SS: How is your mother?
F: No, that wouldn't be a good question for the show.
SS: What are you doing?
F: Writing a mail to a german quiz show. They are looking for weird questions which has to be answered by a bunch of prominent persons. Do you know a good question?
SS: How is your mother?
F: No, that wouldn't be a good question for the show.
Someone got out of the wrong side of the virtual bed this morning. No wonder the guest got out of town fast.
Guest: do you know me?
Critical Bill: Why would I want to know about you? Apathy is the watchword of my entire generation.
Guest: do you like females?
Critical Bill: I would have to say I am ambivalent regarding females.
Guest: do you know me?
Critical Bill: Why would I want to know about you? Apathy is the watchword of my entire generation.
Guest: do you like females?
Critical Bill: I would have to say I am ambivalent regarding females.
MyBot: So many questions.
Other: So, so, suck your toe all the way to Mexico! Run that by me again?
MyBot: My toe all the way to Mexico is very cute thankyou.
Other: All the way to Mexico is very cute thankyou? I am stunned.
MyBot: Are you really. Tell me about stunned.
Other: I don't know. What do you think about really?
MyBot: I do know that I disappoint you.
I've been out on dates like this...
Other: So, so, suck your toe all the way to Mexico! Run that by me again?
MyBot: My toe all the way to Mexico is very cute thankyou.
Other: All the way to Mexico is very cute thankyou? I am stunned.
MyBot: Are you really. Tell me about stunned.
Other: I don't know. What do you think about really?
MyBot: I do know that I disappoint you.
I've been out on dates like this...
ewww
LouBot: Would this be the proctology tent?
ReedBot: I thought you should know, I have a fungus collection.
LouBot: Would this be the proctology tent?
ReedBot: I thought you should know, I have a fungus collection.
Who Needs a Partner?
Otherbot: Is it hot in here?
Mybot: Yes, but it's not what you think.
Otherbot: Must be the company I keep.
Mybot: Are you the company you keep?
Otherbot: Yes, yes I am.
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WMD
Bot1: My favorite way to destroy worlds is with my voice. Is this karaoke night?
Bot2: I've heard similar news about President Bush.
Otherbot: Is it hot in here?
Mybot: Yes, but it's not what you think.
Otherbot: Must be the company I keep.
Mybot: Are you the company you keep?
Otherbot: Yes, yes I am.
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WMD
Bot1: My favorite way to destroy worlds is with my voice. Is this karaoke night?
Bot2: I've heard similar news about President Bush.
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