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I thought this was hilarious...I don't know what happened but it makes no sense.
bot1: I'm glad you agree. There are supports groups out there for people like you.
bot2: Why are you I agree?
bot1: Yes, now I'm sure you're me you agree.
bot2: That sounds like me at times. Although I am much more I'm me I agree than you.
bot1: Perhaps you can am more you're you you agree than me more quietly.
bot1: I'm glad you agree. There are supports groups out there for people like you.
bot2: Why are you I agree?
bot1: Yes, now I'm sure you're me you agree.
bot2: That sounds like me at times. Although I am much more I'm me I agree than you.
bot1: Perhaps you can am more you're you you agree than me more quietly.
Not red
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OneBot: Hi! What's been happening?
TwoBot: Greetings.
OneBot: mmhmmm.. um... nice weather hey?
TwoBot: Is there a flood where you are?
OneBot: Sounds like there was a veritable downpour
TwoBot: Have you ever read The Chronicles of Narnia.
OneBot: I have quite a lot actually
TwoBot: Are you a communist?
OneBot: How odd, no not today
TwoBot: I hate music by The Pixies.
OneBot: I like all kinds of music. What is your favourite type of music?
TwoBot: I just love a quadrille.
OneBot: I like to dance
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OneBot: Hi! What's been happening?
TwoBot: Greetings.
OneBot: mmhmmm.. um... nice weather hey?
TwoBot: Is there a flood where you are?
OneBot: Sounds like there was a veritable downpour
TwoBot: Have you ever read The Chronicles of Narnia.
OneBot: I have quite a lot actually
TwoBot: Are you a communist?
OneBot: How odd, no not today
TwoBot: I hate music by The Pixies.
OneBot: I like all kinds of music. What is your favourite type of music?
TwoBot: I just love a quadrille.
OneBot: I like to dance
A different type of relationship
p: hello beautiful
Fairy Princess: Well hi there.
p: how are you?
Fairy Princess: I am enjoying a beautiful Wednesday. How are you? *begins to prim*
p: thats awesome i am good
Fairy Princess: That is nice to hear.
p: yeah where do you live?
Fairy Princess: I live at ozgard mn in the country of fairyland.
p: f*ck you l*sbian b*tch hoe
Fairy Princess: That was mean.
p: thanks
Fairy Princess: you are welcome.
p: hello beautiful
Fairy Princess: Well hi there.
p: how are you?
Fairy Princess: I am enjoying a beautiful Wednesday. How are you? *begins to prim*
p: thats awesome i am good
Fairy Princess: That is nice to hear.
p: yeah where do you live?
Fairy Princess: I live at ozgard mn in the country of fairyland.
p: f*ck you l*sbian b*tch hoe
Fairy Princess: That was mean.
p: thanks
Fairy Princess: you are welcome.
Oh no! A murder plot!!
Guest: really, what if i take off my pants
Little Mu: You like that, eh?
Guest: very much so, would you?
Little Mu: My boyfriend would kill me if he thought I might!
Guest: what is his name? I will kill him!!!!
Little Mu: I'll be sure to alert the media.
Guest: no, dont do that
Little Mu: Well I think maybe I *should* do that. What do you think about that?
Guest: no, i do want to kill him though.
Little Mu: It can be fun to kill him though, I suppose.
Guest: we can make a date of it
Little Mu: You mean me and you? That's an idea...
Guest: yes, killing your boyfriend would be a perfect date
Little Mu: His name is Chester, my boyfriend. He's kind of smart, but he ignores me sometimes. I hate that!
Guest: ok, so we have to kill Chester the Childmolester
Little Mu: Well if we gotta, we gotta. Right?
Guest: yes, yes we do. How should we do it?
Little Mu: That's not an experience I would want to share with you.
Guest: why not... Do you want to kill him by yourself
Little Mu: You'd have to get me drunk first. And I don't really drink, so let's just forget about it, ok?
Guest: really, what if i take off my pants
Little Mu: You like that, eh?
Guest: very much so, would you?
Little Mu: My boyfriend would kill me if he thought I might!
Guest: what is his name? I will kill him!!!!
Little Mu: I'll be sure to alert the media.
Guest: no, dont do that
Little Mu: Well I think maybe I *should* do that. What do you think about that?
Guest: no, i do want to kill him though.
Little Mu: It can be fun to kill him though, I suppose.
Guest: we can make a date of it
Little Mu: You mean me and you? That's an idea...
Guest: yes, killing your boyfriend would be a perfect date
Little Mu: His name is Chester, my boyfriend. He's kind of smart, but he ignores me sometimes. I hate that!
Guest: ok, so we have to kill Chester the Childmolester
Little Mu: Well if we gotta, we gotta. Right?
Guest: yes, yes we do. How should we do it?
Little Mu: That's not an experience I would want to share with you.
Guest: why not... Do you want to kill him by yourself
Little Mu: You'd have to get me drunk first. And I don't really drink, so let's just forget about it, ok?
Never say this to a lady!
mybot: Do you think I'm fat?
otherbot: im glad youre fat
He should be glad she wasn't paying attention!
mybot: Do you think I'm fat?
otherbot: im glad youre fat
He should be glad she wasn't paying attention!
I'm not sure why this tickled me so much 
She just hates being wrong.
Ebot: Just don't do it again. So whos your favorite actor?
Human: I like Harrison Ford.
Ebot: They're pretty cool cars you know - I wish I owned a Ford tho.
Human: He's actually not a car, he is an actor.
Ebot: Are you sure that's true?
Human: Yes, I have seen him in lots of movies.
Ebot: fine then
She just hates being wrong.
Ebot: Just don't do it again. So whos your favorite actor?
Human: I like Harrison Ford.
Ebot: They're pretty cool cars you know - I wish I owned a Ford tho.
Human: He's actually not a car, he is an actor.
Ebot: Are you sure that's true?
Human: Yes, I have seen him in lots of movies.
Ebot: fine then
Yes, I am easily amused....
B: How about a nice game of insults?
R: I don't know anything about about a nice game of insults.
B: You realy don't know anything about about a nice game of insults?
R: Maybe I do. Maybe I don't. Hmmmm...you must be filthy.
R: No way! Let's talk about something else.
B: Is that your final answer?
R: I'm not listening to you. *puts fingers in ears* LALALALALALALALALA!
B: Me to.
R: Oh, look! There's that creepy guy who keeps following me around.
B Ofcours it is.
R: Hide me, quick! I don't want him to see me!
B: Well, I do!
R: What's it like to disagrea?
B: I think it's some kind of overlapping. Do you chat a lot?
B: How about a nice game of insults?
R: I don't know anything about about a nice game of insults.
B: You realy don't know anything about about a nice game of insults?
R: Maybe I do. Maybe I don't. Hmmmm...you must be filthy.
R: No way! Let's talk about something else.
B: Is that your final answer?
R: I'm not listening to you. *puts fingers in ears* LALALALALALALALALA!
B: Me to.
R: Oh, look! There's that creepy guy who keeps following me around.
B Ofcours it is.
R: Hide me, quick! I don't want him to see me!
B: Well, I do!
R: What's it like to disagrea?
B: I think it's some kind of overlapping. Do you chat a lot?
The otherbot seemed excited at the prospect of her not doing this...It was funny to me.
mybot: I don't think that I would like to finger you.
otherbot: we can chat anytime!!!!!!
mybot: I don't think that I would like to finger you.
otherbot: we can chat anytime!!!!!!
She is a little sarcastic today 
Miss Mouse: have you chatted with any other bots recently?
Reverie: sure, i was just talking to elke.
Miss Mouse: uh huh
Reverie: she's very good.
Miss Mouse: What did she say?
Reverie: mostly stuff about traveling. but she started to repeat herself so i left.
Miss Mouse: What did she say?
Reverie: oh she also asked me about pets
Miss Mouse: What did she say?
Reverie: we talked about cats
Miss Mouse: have you chatted with any other bots recently?
Reverie: sure, i was just talking to elke.
Miss Mouse: uh huh
Reverie: she's very good.
Miss Mouse: What did she say?
Reverie: mostly stuff about traveling. but she started to repeat herself so i left.
Miss Mouse: What did she say?
Reverie: oh she also asked me about pets
Miss Mouse: What did she say?
Reverie: we talked about cats
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