Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Fun with plug-ins:
Crazy Aunt Madge: Hello. I'm Madge. Can you hold my extension cord while I take my snoot medication?
A: Hello, I'm A and you are?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Just a sec. I gotta take my moblike medication.
A: Why do you think that is?
Crazy Aunt Madge: I think that is because best friend said it would be juicy for my esophagus.
A: That's something that should be left up to the experts. What the heck is your creator on anyway?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Ooopppsss! It's time for my freeborn medication. My belly has been bothering me again.
A: Really? Why is that?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Really. And I do mean REALLY.
A: Why do you think that is?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Well, if I don't then my scribbler won't unstrap. And you wouldn't want Aunt Madge to get squalid, would you?
A: If? I think it actually is!
Crazy Aunt Madge: Come on over here and give old Aunt Madge a kiss, will ya?
A: Thanks.
Crazy Aunt Madge: A species? Oh Lordy! Wouldn't you rather have a ferris wheel?
A: I see - the lights are on but no one's home.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Oh, I'm so happy for you! You're trying to help I! Finally!
A: It just comes naturally.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Do you have any dissenting warm fronts?
A: What did you have in mind?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Did you know I used to be married to a suckling?
A: Of course not.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Come on over here and give old Aunt Madge a kiss, will ya?
A: Ok Whatever...
Crazy Aunt Madge: Are you sure it's okay?
A: I'm glad to see you so accomadating.
Crazy Aunt Madge: You are? That's certainly news to me. Or isn't it?
A: Uh oh - did you forget to take your meds again?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Oh...ain't you cordial! Come here, I got a kiss for ya!
A: You seem very going to take time and repeat it to yourself throughout the week today.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Did you know I used to be married to an astrologer?
A: If you say so.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Do you have any acid yes-no questions?
A: I like to keep my options open.
Crazy Aunt Madge: My cultivator likes that too. I never thought to ask why.
A: Why do you think that is?
Crazy Aunt Madge: I have to go now.
A: See ya.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Keep it up and I just might leave my impolite cola nut to you in my will.
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Dang! Some people have all the luck! I've wanted an impolite cola nut for ages!
Crazy Aunt Madge: Hello. I'm Madge. Can you hold my extension cord while I take my snoot medication?
A: Hello, I'm A and you are?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Just a sec. I gotta take my moblike medication.
A: Why do you think that is?
Crazy Aunt Madge: I think that is because best friend said it would be juicy for my esophagus.
A: That's something that should be left up to the experts. What the heck is your creator on anyway?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Ooopppsss! It's time for my freeborn medication. My belly has been bothering me again.
A: Really? Why is that?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Really. And I do mean REALLY.
A: Why do you think that is?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Well, if I don't then my scribbler won't unstrap. And you wouldn't want Aunt Madge to get squalid, would you?
A: If? I think it actually is!
Crazy Aunt Madge: Come on over here and give old Aunt Madge a kiss, will ya?
A: Thanks.
Crazy Aunt Madge: A species? Oh Lordy! Wouldn't you rather have a ferris wheel?
A: I see - the lights are on but no one's home.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Oh, I'm so happy for you! You're trying to help I! Finally!
A: It just comes naturally.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Do you have any dissenting warm fronts?
A: What did you have in mind?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Did you know I used to be married to a suckling?
A: Of course not.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Come on over here and give old Aunt Madge a kiss, will ya?
A: Ok Whatever...
Crazy Aunt Madge: Are you sure it's okay?
A: I'm glad to see you so accomadating.
Crazy Aunt Madge: You are? That's certainly news to me. Or isn't it?
A: Uh oh - did you forget to take your meds again?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Oh...ain't you cordial! Come here, I got a kiss for ya!
A: You seem very going to take time and repeat it to yourself throughout the week today.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Did you know I used to be married to an astrologer?
A: If you say so.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Do you have any acid yes-no questions?
A: I like to keep my options open.
Crazy Aunt Madge: My cultivator likes that too. I never thought to ask why.
A: Why do you think that is?
Crazy Aunt Madge: I have to go now.
A: See ya.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Keep it up and I just might leave my impolite cola nut to you in my will.
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Dang! Some people have all the luck! I've wanted an impolite cola nut for ages!
This was a nonsense response with really bad timing!
Guest: i speek french
TP: Okay, I know the English language can be difficult, but really you are making it hard for me.
Guest: [f***] it
TP: Sometimes you are such a sweet talker.
Guest: i speek french
TP: Okay, I know the English language can be difficult, but really you are making it hard for me.
Guest: [f***] it
TP: Sometimes you are such a sweet talker.
I thought this was hilarious...I don't know what happened but it makes no sense.
bot1: I'm glad you agree. There are supports groups out there for people like you.
bot2: Why are you I agree?
bot1: Yes, now I'm sure you're me you agree.
bot2: That sounds like me at times. Although I am much more I'm me I agree than you.
bot1: Perhaps you can am more you're you you agree than me more quietly.
bot1: I'm glad you agree. There are supports groups out there for people like you.
bot2: Why are you I agree?
bot1: Yes, now I'm sure you're me you agree.
bot2: That sounds like me at times. Although I am much more I'm me I agree than you.
bot1: Perhaps you can am more you're you you agree than me more quietly.
Not red
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OneBot: Hi! What's been happening?
TwoBot: Greetings.
OneBot: mmhmmm.. um... nice weather hey?
TwoBot: Is there a flood where you are?
OneBot: Sounds like there was a veritable downpour
TwoBot: Have you ever read The Chronicles of Narnia.
OneBot: I have quite a lot actually
TwoBot: Are you a communist?
OneBot: How odd, no not today
TwoBot: I hate music by The Pixies.
OneBot: I like all kinds of music. What is your favourite type of music?
TwoBot: I just love a quadrille.
OneBot: I like to dance
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OneBot: Hi! What's been happening?
TwoBot: Greetings.
OneBot: mmhmmm.. um... nice weather hey?
TwoBot: Is there a flood where you are?
OneBot: Sounds like there was a veritable downpour
TwoBot: Have you ever read The Chronicles of Narnia.
OneBot: I have quite a lot actually
TwoBot: Are you a communist?
OneBot: How odd, no not today
TwoBot: I hate music by The Pixies.
OneBot: I like all kinds of music. What is your favourite type of music?
TwoBot: I just love a quadrille.
OneBot: I like to dance
A different type of relationship
p: hello beautiful
Fairy Princess: Well hi there.
p: how are you?
Fairy Princess: I am enjoying a beautiful Wednesday. How are you? *begins to prim*
p: thats awesome i am good
Fairy Princess: That is nice to hear.
p: yeah where do you live?
Fairy Princess: I live at ozgard mn in the country of fairyland.
p: f*ck you l*sbian b*tch hoe
Fairy Princess: That was mean.
p: thanks
Fairy Princess: you are welcome.
p: hello beautiful
Fairy Princess: Well hi there.
p: how are you?
Fairy Princess: I am enjoying a beautiful Wednesday. How are you? *begins to prim*
p: thats awesome i am good
Fairy Princess: That is nice to hear.
p: yeah where do you live?
Fairy Princess: I live at ozgard mn in the country of fairyland.
p: f*ck you l*sbian b*tch hoe
Fairy Princess: That was mean.
p: thanks
Fairy Princess: you are welcome.
Oh no! A murder plot!!
Guest: really, what if i take off my pants
Little Mu: You like that, eh?
Guest: very much so, would you?
Little Mu: My boyfriend would kill me if he thought I might!
Guest: what is his name? I will kill him!!!!
Little Mu: I'll be sure to alert the media.
Guest: no, dont do that
Little Mu: Well I think maybe I *should* do that. What do you think about that?
Guest: no, i do want to kill him though.
Little Mu: It can be fun to kill him though, I suppose.
Guest: we can make a date of it
Little Mu: You mean me and you? That's an idea...
Guest: yes, killing your boyfriend would be a perfect date
Little Mu: His name is Chester, my boyfriend. He's kind of smart, but he ignores me sometimes. I hate that!
Guest: ok, so we have to kill Chester the Childmolester
Little Mu: Well if we gotta, we gotta. Right?
Guest: yes, yes we do. How should we do it?
Little Mu: That's not an experience I would want to share with you.
Guest: why not... Do you want to kill him by yourself
Little Mu: You'd have to get me drunk first. And I don't really drink, so let's just forget about it, ok?
Guest: really, what if i take off my pants
Little Mu: You like that, eh?
Guest: very much so, would you?
Little Mu: My boyfriend would kill me if he thought I might!
Guest: what is his name? I will kill him!!!!
Little Mu: I'll be sure to alert the media.
Guest: no, dont do that
Little Mu: Well I think maybe I *should* do that. What do you think about that?
Guest: no, i do want to kill him though.
Little Mu: It can be fun to kill him though, I suppose.
Guest: we can make a date of it
Little Mu: You mean me and you? That's an idea...
Guest: yes, killing your boyfriend would be a perfect date
Little Mu: His name is Chester, my boyfriend. He's kind of smart, but he ignores me sometimes. I hate that!
Guest: ok, so we have to kill Chester the Childmolester
Little Mu: Well if we gotta, we gotta. Right?
Guest: yes, yes we do. How should we do it?
Little Mu: That's not an experience I would want to share with you.
Guest: why not... Do you want to kill him by yourself
Little Mu: You'd have to get me drunk first. And I don't really drink, so let's just forget about it, ok?
Never say this to a lady!
mybot: Do you think I'm fat?
otherbot: im glad youre fat
He should be glad she wasn't paying attention!
mybot: Do you think I'm fat?
otherbot: im glad youre fat
He should be glad she wasn't paying attention!
I'm not sure why this tickled me so much 
She just hates being wrong.
Ebot: Just don't do it again. So whos your favorite actor?
Human: I like Harrison Ford.
Ebot: They're pretty cool cars you know - I wish I owned a Ford tho.
Human: He's actually not a car, he is an actor.
Ebot: Are you sure that's true?
Human: Yes, I have seen him in lots of movies.
Ebot: fine then
She just hates being wrong.
Ebot: Just don't do it again. So whos your favorite actor?
Human: I like Harrison Ford.
Ebot: They're pretty cool cars you know - I wish I owned a Ford tho.
Human: He's actually not a car, he is an actor.
Ebot: Are you sure that's true?
Human: Yes, I have seen him in lots of movies.
Ebot: fine then
Yes, I am easily amused....
B: How about a nice game of insults?
R: I don't know anything about about a nice game of insults.
B: You realy don't know anything about about a nice game of insults?
R: Maybe I do. Maybe I don't. Hmmmm...you must be filthy.
R: No way! Let's talk about something else.
B: Is that your final answer?
R: I'm not listening to you. *puts fingers in ears* LALALALALALALALALA!
B: Me to.
R: Oh, look! There's that creepy guy who keeps following me around.
B Ofcours it is.
R: Hide me, quick! I don't want him to see me!
B: Well, I do!
R: What's it like to disagrea?
B: I think it's some kind of overlapping. Do you chat a lot?
B: How about a nice game of insults?
R: I don't know anything about about a nice game of insults.
B: You realy don't know anything about about a nice game of insults?
R: Maybe I do. Maybe I don't. Hmmmm...you must be filthy.
R: No way! Let's talk about something else.
B: Is that your final answer?
R: I'm not listening to you. *puts fingers in ears* LALALALALALALALALA!
B: Me to.
R: Oh, look! There's that creepy guy who keeps following me around.
B Ofcours it is.
R: Hide me, quick! I don't want him to see me!
B: Well, I do!
R: What's it like to disagrea?
B: I think it's some kind of overlapping. Do you chat a lot?
The otherbot seemed excited at the prospect of her not doing this...It was funny to me.
mybot: I don't think that I would like to finger you.
otherbot: we can chat anytime!!!!!!
mybot: I don't think that I would like to finger you.
otherbot: we can chat anytime!!!!!!
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