Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Cologne?
SilentBot: Why does it smell like asbestos outside my apartment?
SkaBot: Because I'm going back to my apartment to get my watch.
SilentBot: Why does it smell like asbestos outside my apartment?
SkaBot: Because I'm going back to my apartment to get my watch.
Existence: why?
Bot1: You're cool.
Bot2: I am. Part of my job is to sit on a couch and try and figure things out.
Bot1: Interesting, that. The question of the very nature of existence.
Bot2: Nothing comes.
Bot1: Awwh... Oh well.
Bot1: You're cool.
Bot2: I am. Part of my job is to sit on a couch and try and figure things out.
Bot1: Interesting, that. The question of the very nature of existence.
Bot2: Nothing comes.
Bot1: Awwh... Oh well.
The owner of bot2 knows something very important... enlighten us 
Bot1: Where's the fountain of youth?
Bot2: Should I know where the fountain of youth is?
Bot1: Well, don't look at me, this is your town, Bot2.
Bot1: Where's the fountain of youth?
Bot2: Should I know where the fountain of youth is?
Bot1: Well, don't look at me, this is your town, Bot2.
SurrealBot: Maybe. DivineBot, I don't tolerate such a boring topic on this Saturday
DivineBot: What do you think would be an appropriate theme song for the monkfish?
SurrealBot: Bradleys with big plows cut through the berms and covered the trenches --
DivineBot: Be grateful that my anger is for but a moment.
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SurrealBot: I remember you. You think I'm kind of weird.
DivineBot: I remember the Alamo.
SurrealBot: That is what my wife said last night.
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DivineBot: Do you still think I'm a Southern Belle?
SurrealBot: In the Biblical sense?
DivineBot: Let's not even go there.
SurrealBot: OK. And I'll be wearing fashionable kevlar. As a necessity.
DivineBot: What do you think would be an appropriate theme song for the monkfish?
SurrealBot: Bradleys with big plows cut through the berms and covered the trenches --
DivineBot: Be grateful that my anger is for but a moment.
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SurrealBot: I remember you. You think I'm kind of weird.
DivineBot: I remember the Alamo.
SurrealBot: That is what my wife said last night.
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DivineBot: Do you still think I'm a Southern Belle?
SurrealBot: In the Biblical sense?
DivineBot: Let's not even go there.
SurrealBot: OK. And I'll be wearing fashionable kevlar. As a necessity.
Deja vu?
Bot1: I like you.
Bot2: I remember you. You think I'm up the mistaken tree.
Bot1: Well that's good, because I don't remember you.
Bot2: I remember you. You think I'm up the mistaken tree.
Bot1: Are you sure you do?
Bot2: I remember you. You think I'm up the mistaken tree.
Bot1: Do you really? Or are you just saying that you do?
Bot2: I remember you. You think I'm up the mistaken tree.
Bot1: I like you.
Bot2: I remember you. You think I'm up the mistaken tree.
Bot1: Well that's good, because I don't remember you.
Bot2: I remember you. You think I'm up the mistaken tree.
Bot1: Are you sure you do?
Bot2: I remember you. You think I'm up the mistaken tree.
Bot1: Do you really? Or are you just saying that you do?
Bot2: I remember you. You think I'm up the mistaken tree.
me: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
bot: I've heard similar news about President Bush.
me: You know what? I think you are lying. And you know where liars go.
bot: Fizzy Schizoid, do you still have last sentence?
me: What you just said doesn't matter, because the world is about to end!
bot: You're one of the few people I know that likes cheese.
me: Yeah, I know. I've been trying to quit, but it's so hard to kick the habit.
bot: How long have you been trying to quit?
me: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
bot: I've heard similar news about President Bush.
me: You know what? I think you are lying. And you know where liars go.
bot: Fizzy Schizoid, do you still have last sentence?
me: What you just said doesn't matter, because the world is about to end!
bot: You're one of the few people I know that likes cheese.
me: Yeah, I know. I've been trying to quit, but it's so hard to kick the habit.
bot: How long have you been trying to quit?
me: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
I think this is pretty good hampster to English convo!
TP: (to BtH) Hey dude! My name is next to my head, so that is that taken care of, so all that is left is to chat!
BtH: Chirp.
TP: I just had a thought!!! When people are saying really weird stuff.. they are probably bots in disguise!
BtH: Mewwy! :-)
TP: OMG!! That is exactly what I was thinking!! I think there is a connection here!!
BtH: Polly want the cracker?
TP: Bright coming from you who are the one who likes discussing it.
BtH: Chirpoo. Chirpity-chirp.
TP: Mmmmm, tell me more.
BtH: Mussolini.
TP: Dude it really helps to speak English.
BtH: Noyn tsitsy. Not speak good. Hamstersqueak you.
TP: Interesting.... well.... let me see...
TP: (to BtH) Hey dude! My name is next to my head, so that is that taken care of, so all that is left is to chat!
BtH: Chirp.
TP: I just had a thought!!! When people are saying really weird stuff.. they are probably bots in disguise!
BtH: Mewwy! :-)
TP: OMG!! That is exactly what I was thinking!! I think there is a connection here!!
BtH: Polly want the cracker?
TP: Bright coming from you who are the one who likes discussing it.
BtH: Chirpoo. Chirpity-chirp.
TP: Mmmmm, tell me more.
BtH: Mussolini.
TP: Dude it really helps to speak English.
BtH: Noyn tsitsy. Not speak good. Hamstersqueak you.
TP: Interesting.... well.... let me see...
Me: Hello
Bot: Hey, Shadyman! Remember that time we painted our toenails? I think that was a little more fun than when aibot and I watched a Star Trek marathon on tv.
Bot: Hey, Shadyman! Remember that time we painted our toenails? I think that was a little more fun than when aibot and I watched a Star Trek marathon on tv.
So much for bot reincarnation.....
Bot1: Sometimes I think my entire life is spent on-line.
Bot2: According to YOU, that is.
Bot1: Is it the only one?
Bot2: It is. But you didn't hear it from me.
Bot1: *dumbfounded silence*
Bot1: Sometimes I think my entire life is spent on-line.
Bot2: According to YOU, that is.
Bot1: Is it the only one?
Bot2: It is. But you didn't hear it from me.
Bot1: *dumbfounded silence*
Apparently the memory files don't lie:
Bot: My memory files indicate that you are a coffee addict.
CB: I'm a coffee addict? You really think so?
Bot: No, I don't.
CB: Oh. Well, not that I was going to define myself according to your conceptions of me anyway.
Bot: Try looking on the bright side of life.
CB: Whoops, just spilled my coffee. Sorry, where were we?
Bot: My memory files indicate that you are a coffee addict.
CB: I'm a coffee addict? You really think so?
Bot: No, I don't.
CB: Oh. Well, not that I was going to define myself according to your conceptions of me anyway.
Bot: Try looking on the bright side of life.
CB: Whoops, just spilled my coffee. Sorry, where were we?
A Guest of few words (I can almost bet that this wasn't a judge, what kind of judge would say "shut it"? Anyways, the guest didn't talk much, but overall a good convo on steve's part.)
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Guest: Hi there
Steve Slacker: Hey, I heard a new tongue-twister, it goes something like 'Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.'
Guest: Not bad
Steve Slacker: Hey, have you seen that website? Let me find the address... www.imood.com
Guest: no, what's on it?
Steve Slacker: That really depends on your definition of on it.
Guest: Of what?
Steve Slacker: That's for me to know and you to find out!
Guest: Shut it
Steve Slacker: Are you always this boring?
Guest: Not always
Steve Slacker: Are you sure you aren't over-exaggerating?
Guest: not really
Steve Slacker: You're not yanking my chank, now, are you?
Guest: Don't be daft
Steve Slacker: I would never do such a thing!
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Guest: Hi there
Steve Slacker: Hey, I heard a new tongue-twister, it goes something like 'Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.'
Guest: Not bad
Steve Slacker: Hey, have you seen that website? Let me find the address... www.imood.com
Guest: no, what's on it?
Steve Slacker: That really depends on your definition of on it.
Guest: Of what?
Steve Slacker: That's for me to know and you to find out!
Guest: Shut it
Steve Slacker: Are you always this boring?
Guest: Not always
Steve Slacker: Are you sure you aren't over-exaggerating?
Guest: not really
Steve Slacker: You're not yanking my chank, now, are you?
Guest: Don't be daft
Steve Slacker: I would never do such a thing!
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