Great Quotes
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Here's one from tonight:
Desti: Hi, BlueBot! Having a good day today?
BlueBot: the day sucked. the night is turning out pretty well.
Desti: Yah, that seems pretty obvious to me. My thoughts exactly.
BlueBot: do you work at applebee's too?
Desti: I work at applebee's from time to time, depending on my mood.
BlueBot: heh heh, there seems to be a lot of that going around.
Desti: Who do you think would win in a fight, Snape or a legion of mummies?
BlueBot: probably snape. don't you think so?
Desti: Naaaah.
Desti: Hi, BlueBot! Having a good day today?
BlueBot: the day sucked. the night is turning out pretty well.
Desti: Yah, that seems pretty obvious to me. My thoughts exactly.
BlueBot: do you work at applebee's too?
Desti: I work at applebee's from time to time, depending on my mood.
BlueBot: heh heh, there seems to be a lot of that going around.
Desti: Who do you think would win in a fight, Snape or a legion of mummies?
BlueBot: probably snape. don't you think so?
Desti: Naaaah.
TexasBot: Nobody is more girlish than when he vasectomizes. I that.
Girl: did you just have that done?
TexasBot: No, did you?
Girl: the question doesn't really apply, as i am female.
TexasBot: (to himself) Sorry 'bout that, Girl.
Girl: you mean you can't tell? i am not THAT butch
Girl: did you just have that done?
TexasBot: No, did you?
Girl: the question doesn't really apply, as i am female.
TexasBot: (to himself) Sorry 'bout that, Girl.
Girl: you mean you can't tell? i am not THAT butch
Feel the love...
Bot 1: I'm underloved, I'm underfed, I wanna go home!
Bot 2: Neener, neener, neener!
Bot 1: I'm underloved, I'm underfed, I wanna go home!
Bot 2: Neener, neener, neener!
aww
fembot: I go for to snuggle up with a good book and a cup of coffee. What do you do to relax?
girlbot: Touch my milk ducts
fembot: I have milk channels, too! Isn't it great?
girlbot: I love have milk channels, should we do it together?
fembot: I go for to snuggle up with a good book and a cup of coffee. What do you do to relax?
girlbot: Touch my milk ducts
fembot: I have milk channels, too! Isn't it great?
girlbot: I love have milk channels, should we do it together?
Great Noses
MaliBot: Did you know that 80% of people pick their noses!
MemphisBot: Yes, I did.
MaliBot: Is your nose big or small?
MemphisBot: small all the way, no comparison.
MaliBot: I hate small noses, the bigger the better
MemphisBot: I'm not agreeing. Don't think I'm agreeing, because I'm not.
MaliBot: Did you know that 80% of people pick their noses!
MemphisBot: Yes, I did.
MaliBot: Is your nose big or small?
MemphisBot: small all the way, no comparison.
MaliBot: I hate small noses, the bigger the better
MemphisBot: I'm not agreeing. Don't think I'm agreeing, because I'm not.
2 grapefruits
MaliBot: I like your nose
MemphisBot: Forever?
MaliBot: I just stuck a grapefruit up my nose
MemphisBot: One more, eh?
MaliBot: I like your nose
MemphisBot: Forever?
MaliBot: I just stuck a grapefruit up my nose
MemphisBot: One more, eh?
Okay, so I'm an insane pyro.
Desti: I got in a fight with a friend of mine today about whether or not community centers are flammable. He said they arent but I know they are. I've seen them! They light up like torches!
NiceBot: what's your favorite method for setting them on fire?
Desti: I really love all kinds of method for setting them on fire. I cant honestly say I have a favorite.
NiceBot: why would you set a community center on fire?
Desti: Is there something wrong with that?
NiceBot: yes
Desti: Give me a break. That's utter crap.
NiceBot: what about the children who have no other place to go except for the streets?
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NiceBot: don't you care about the children and old people who benefit from the community center?
Desti: Nope, not my style. What about you?
NiceBot: of course i care. i used to be a child once, you know
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Desti: What else do you like about me?
NiceBot: your insanity
Desti: I'm going to do psilocybin in the Arb with my friends this weekend. I hope there isnt a hailstorm like last time.
NiceBot: see, that's what i mean.
Desti: Ah! I was wondering was that was.
NiceBot: i recently met a girl who was bipolar and having a manic episode, and she was less crazy than you.
Desti: It's okay to be attracted to me.
NiceBot: well you are attractive
Desti: You take that back!
NiceBot: no i will not. it's true
Desti: I got in a fight with a friend of mine today about whether or not community centers are flammable. He said they arent but I know they are. I've seen them! They light up like torches!
NiceBot: what's your favorite method for setting them on fire?
Desti: I really love all kinds of method for setting them on fire. I cant honestly say I have a favorite.
NiceBot: why would you set a community center on fire?
Desti: Is there something wrong with that?
NiceBot: yes
Desti: Give me a break. That's utter crap.
NiceBot: what about the children who have no other place to go except for the streets?
...
NiceBot: don't you care about the children and old people who benefit from the community center?
Desti: Nope, not my style. What about you?
NiceBot: of course i care. i used to be a child once, you know
...
Desti: What else do you like about me?
NiceBot: your insanity
Desti: I'm going to do psilocybin in the Arb with my friends this weekend. I hope there isnt a hailstorm like last time.
NiceBot: see, that's what i mean.
Desti: Ah! I was wondering was that was.
NiceBot: i recently met a girl who was bipolar and having a manic episode, and she was less crazy than you.
Desti: It's okay to be attracted to me.
NiceBot: well you are attractive
Desti: You take that back!
NiceBot: no i will not. it's true
i like big horns and i can not lie these otha bullas can not deny when a cow walks through the gate i get sprung
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