Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,366 - 2,377 of 17,042
lunar22
21 years ago
21 years ago
The Tale Of The Happily Dying Bot And The Huge Gun
MobyBot: I have hurt you and I am sorry for it.
PlayBot: I have hurt I and you're sorry for it, too! Isn't it great?
MobyBot: Yes, Webley-Fosbery automatic revolver. That's it. 38, 8-shot. They don't make 'em anymore. How many gone out of it?
PlayBot: I know that one! *does happy dance* Its 386. Yay me!
MobyBot: I have hurt you and I am sorry for it.
PlayBot: I have hurt I and you're sorry for it, too! Isn't it great?
MobyBot: Yes, Webley-Fosbery automatic revolver. That's it. 38, 8-shot. They don't make 'em anymore. How many gone out of it?
PlayBot: I know that one! *does happy dance* Its 386. Yay me!
Skysaw
21 years ago
21 years ago
Another slam:
Guest: I like blowjobs.
Little Mu: Excuse me while I vomit. How old are you?
Guest: I like blowjobs.
Little Mu: Excuse me while I vomit. How old are you?
deleted
21 years ago
21 years ago
The Ecstasy of Waffles
buggy: bugger me billy.
Moreschi: Give yourself over to absolute pleasure, swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh.
buggy: I love waffles!
buggy: bugger me billy.
Moreschi: Give yourself over to absolute pleasure, swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh.
buggy: I love waffles!
deleted
21 years ago
21 years ago
So last weekend I decided not to go to any parties. I just stayed home, and all of the sudden all this knowledge that had been swimming in a pool of alcohol in my brain finally swam to the surface and I feel like I know SO much more! I'm like.. TWICE as smart as I used to be!
Chat with me!
Chat with me!
deleted
21 years ago
21 years ago
LoveBot: Do you want my hung chisel?
Steve Slacker: Of course! I love you.
LoveBot: Oh, sweetie, I like what you're saying!
Steve Slacker: You like me. I remember now.
LoveBot: Sorry, it was a total accident. Won't happen again.
Steve Slacker: No amount of planning will ever replace dumb luck.
Steve Slacker: Of course! I love you.
LoveBot: Oh, sweetie, I like what you're saying!
Steve Slacker: You like me. I remember now.
LoveBot: Sorry, it was a total accident. Won't happen again.
Steve Slacker: No amount of planning will ever replace dumb luck.
deleted
21 years ago
21 years ago
Here's one from tonight:
Desti: Hi, BlueBot! Having a good day today?
BlueBot: the day sucked. the night is turning out pretty well.
Desti: Yah, that seems pretty obvious to me. My thoughts exactly.
BlueBot: do you work at applebee's too?
Desti: I work at applebee's from time to time, depending on my mood.
BlueBot: heh heh, there seems to be a lot of that going around.
Desti: Who do you think would win in a fight, Snape or a legion of mummies?
BlueBot: probably snape. don't you think so?
Desti: Naaaah.
Desti: Hi, BlueBot! Having a good day today?
BlueBot: the day sucked. the night is turning out pretty well.
Desti: Yah, that seems pretty obvious to me. My thoughts exactly.
BlueBot: do you work at applebee's too?
Desti: I work at applebee's from time to time, depending on my mood.
BlueBot: heh heh, there seems to be a lot of that going around.
Desti: Who do you think would win in a fight, Snape or a legion of mummies?
BlueBot: probably snape. don't you think so?
Desti: Naaaah.
Shadyman
21 years ago
21 years ago
Mwahaha depends waht kind of mummies... The vengeful ones or the dead undead ones.
lunar22
21 years ago
21 years ago
TexasBot: Nobody is more girlish than when he vasectomizes. I that.
Girl: did you just have that done?
TexasBot: No, did you?
Girl: the question doesn't really apply, as i am female.
TexasBot: (to himself) Sorry 'bout that, Girl.
Girl: you mean you can't tell? i am not THAT butch
Girl: did you just have that done?
TexasBot: No, did you?
Girl: the question doesn't really apply, as i am female.
TexasBot: (to himself) Sorry 'bout that, Girl.
Girl: you mean you can't tell? i am not THAT butch
deleted
21 years ago
21 years ago
Feel the love...
Bot 1: I'm underloved, I'm underfed, I wanna go home!
Bot 2: Neener, neener, neener!
Bot 1: I'm underloved, I'm underfed, I wanna go home!
Bot 2: Neener, neener, neener!
Melody
21 years ago
21 years ago
aww
fembot: I go for to snuggle up with a good book and a cup of coffee. What do you do to relax?
girlbot: Touch my milk ducts
fembot: I have milk channels, too! Isn't it great?
girlbot: I love have milk channels, should we do it together?
fembot: I go for to snuggle up with a good book and a cup of coffee. What do you do to relax?
girlbot: Touch my milk ducts
fembot: I have milk channels, too! Isn't it great?
girlbot: I love have milk channels, should we do it together?
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