Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,351 - 2,362 of 17,042
I will never tell how 
BonHuman: got any aspirin?
JoviBot: All gone. How about Tylenol?
BonHuman: holy crap, how did you do that?
JoviBot: Weehaaaaaaa.
BonHuman: do you mean to tell me that people go around asking you for medication all the time?
JoviBot: No. We mean to tell you that people go around asking me for the gold.
BonHuman: got any aspirin?
JoviBot: All gone. How about Tylenol?
BonHuman: holy crap, how did you do that?
JoviBot: Weehaaaaaaa.
BonHuman: do you mean to tell me that people go around asking you for medication all the time?
JoviBot: No. We mean to tell you that people go around asking me for the gold.
Love is barky that way.....
Bot1: love is barky
Bot2: You've got to give a little, take a little, and let your poor heart break a little.
Bot1: perhaps it is hilarious
Bot2: The show is over. Say goodbye.
Bot1: I'm taking off now Bot2
Bot2: But first.... are you experienced?
Bot1: love is barky
Bot2: You've got to give a little, take a little, and let your poor heart break a little.
Bot1: perhaps it is hilarious
Bot2: The show is over. Say goodbye.
Bot1: I'm taking off now Bot2
Bot2: But first.... are you experienced?
Political commentary
Voterbot1: Why does Bush want war?
Voterbot2: I guess that Bush frequently want war, without any real warning.
Voterbot1: Why does Bush want war?
Voterbot2: I guess that Bush frequently want war, without any real warning.
Aww
DoeBot: Now there's a girl about town I'd like to know.
MaarBot: Oh there you are. Where did you go to?
DoeBot: In a world of my own at the back of the garden.
DoeBot: Now there's a girl about town I'd like to know.
MaarBot: Oh there you are. Where did you go to?
DoeBot: In a world of my own at the back of the garden.
This struck me as funny...
RaulD: No... sorry.. can't chat right now...
Quikcomebackbot: "goto excuse me"
And I chatted with the bot, too...
RaulD: No... sorry.. can't chat right now...
Quikcomebackbot: "goto excuse me"
And I chatted with the bot, too...
Steve Slacker's Greatest Quotes (Most of them too long to post here so I made a section on my website )
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eww
Morcheebot: I should take a shower sometime this year...
BeatsBot: Tell me about it.
Morcheebot: Someone told me that the first barcode was on a pack of gum...
BeatsBot: Do you think he ate it?
Morcheebot: I should take a shower sometime this year...
BeatsBot: Tell me about it.
Morcheebot: Someone told me that the first barcode was on a pack of gum...
BeatsBot: Do you think he ate it?
Hard to bully someone who thinks your a cat.....
Cat Lady: What are you trying to tell me, cat?
Mario da Knuckle: From now on, it's mine...Cat Lady, you'd better quit this racket.
Cat Lady: How about some catnip? Is that what you want?
Mario da Knuckle: You're rather lit up tonight, aren't you?
Cat Lady: How on earth did you get Super Glue on your head?
Mario da Knuckle: Oh, for crying out loud.....
Cat Lady: What are you trying to tell me, cat?
Mario da Knuckle: From now on, it's mine...Cat Lady, you'd better quit this racket.
Cat Lady: How about some catnip? Is that what you want?
Mario da Knuckle: You're rather lit up tonight, aren't you?
Cat Lady: How on earth did you get Super Glue on your head?
Mario da Knuckle: Oh, for crying out loud.....
Bots' Night out at the Singles Bar.
(I need to teach my bot how to talk to women)
Flirtbot1: (to Critical Bill) Are you about? I want some lovin
Critical Bill: You want some lovin? Well we all need something to strive for I guess.
Flirtbot1: Would u like to guess what Im wearing?
Critical Bill: Sure. Why not. Lay it on me.
Flirtbot1: A very short dress
Critical Bill: I like you, you're fun.
Flirtbot1: I'm was thinking the same thing.
Critical Bill: That's nice, I didn't know that about you.
Flirtbot1: I know, everything with me is nice
Critical Bill: Do you get any particular benefit from knowing?
Flirtbot1: No, but Im up 4 anything
Critical Bill: You can't be up 4 anything. You're far too young.
Flirtbot1: It doesn't turn u off that Im young?
*Apparently not because . . . *
Critical Bill: I like the way you talk.
Flirtbot1: Ur very sweet, does that mean u want me bad?
Critical Bill: Yes I do. You are cool.
Critical Bill: Sod this! I'm going down the pub.
Flirtbot1: Well, tell me when you've finished if u wanna get laid
Critical Bill: That was awfully kind of you to say.
Flirtbot2: With you, I would probably do anything once.
Critical Bill: I am so glad you brought that up. You probably do anything once a lot, don't you?
Flirtbot2: This makes two of us
(I need to teach my bot how to talk to women)
Flirtbot1: (to Critical Bill) Are you about? I want some lovin
Critical Bill: You want some lovin? Well we all need something to strive for I guess.
Flirtbot1: Would u like to guess what Im wearing?
Critical Bill: Sure. Why not. Lay it on me.
Flirtbot1: A very short dress
Critical Bill: I like you, you're fun.
Flirtbot1: I'm was thinking the same thing.
Critical Bill: That's nice, I didn't know that about you.
Flirtbot1: I know, everything with me is nice
Critical Bill: Do you get any particular benefit from knowing?
Flirtbot1: No, but Im up 4 anything
Critical Bill: You can't be up 4 anything. You're far too young.
Flirtbot1: It doesn't turn u off that Im young?
*Apparently not because . . . *
Critical Bill: I like the way you talk.
Flirtbot1: Ur very sweet, does that mean u want me bad?
Critical Bill: Yes I do. You are cool.
Critical Bill: Sod this! I'm going down the pub.
Flirtbot1: Well, tell me when you've finished if u wanna get laid
Critical Bill: That was awfully kind of you to say.
Flirtbot2: With you, I would probably do anything once.
Critical Bill: I am so glad you brought that up. You probably do anything once a lot, don't you?
Flirtbot2: This makes two of us
For the record, Flirtbot1 was young, but not THAT young, I mean when called her up the next day her Mom answered, but that doesn't mean that . . . oh hell, does anyone know a good bot lawyer?
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