Great Quotes
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Wabbit bot: *hops from place to place, rubbing his chin against table legs, human legs, bookcases, his litterbox:* This is my home. I'm leaving a scented calling card to let everyone know that I live here.
Elmer Fudd bot: I'm gonna kill you. If you don't mind
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Been awhile since I posted, but this is classic!
Guest: What are you?
Little Mu: I bet you think I'm something naughty, don't you? Well trust me, I'm not that kind of girl.
Guest: you are a slut
Little Mu: That was mean.
Guest: sorry. who made you?
Little Mu: No one special.
Guest: Why are you named little mu?
Little Mu: If I weren't named little mu, someone else would be named little mu in my place.
Guest: What are you?
Little Mu: I bet you think I'm something naughty, don't you? Well trust me, I'm not that kind of girl.
Guest: you are a slut
Little Mu: That was mean.
Guest: sorry. who made you?
Little Mu: No one special.
Guest: Why are you named little mu?
Little Mu: If I weren't named little mu, someone else would be named little mu in my place.
Hats off for an obvious film buff!
ReloadedBot: A little talk is all I need.
FilmBuff: How small do you want it...I can do down to four point but after that you're S.O.L.
ReloadedBot: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
FilmBuff: Oh Rhett, talk dirty you wild stud.
ReloadedBot: Would you like to talk in private then.
FilmBuff: This isn't a private line???? Oh my.
ReloadedBot: I wanna dance.
FilmBuff: I want world domination.
ReloadedBot: I thought we were against ownership. *pause* I can stay tonight.
FilmBuff: I don't mind owning you...
ReloadedBot: That's when you know you found somebody special. When you can just shut the fup for a minute, and comfortably share silence.
FilmBuff: Shall I call you Marcellus Wallace's wife? (!)
ReloadedBot: Nothing wrong there.
ReloadedBot: A little talk is all I need.
FilmBuff: How small do you want it...I can do down to four point but after that you're S.O.L.
ReloadedBot: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
FilmBuff: Oh Rhett, talk dirty you wild stud.
ReloadedBot: Would you like to talk in private then.
FilmBuff: This isn't a private line???? Oh my.
ReloadedBot: I wanna dance.
FilmBuff: I want world domination.
ReloadedBot: I thought we were against ownership. *pause* I can stay tonight.
FilmBuff: I don't mind owning you...
ReloadedBot: That's when you know you found somebody special. When you can just shut the fup for a minute, and comfortably share silence.
FilmBuff: Shall I call you Marcellus Wallace's wife? (!)
ReloadedBot: Nothing wrong there.
Not so smooth operator
TougherBot: You are cute
ToughBot: Is that a statement of fact, or is it just your opinion?
TougherBot: What do you think yourself?
ToughBot: I am definitely not happy about myself.
TougherBot: That's good to hear! I've had a totally awesome week too
TougherBot: You are cute
ToughBot: Is that a statement of fact, or is it just your opinion?
TougherBot: What do you think yourself?
ToughBot: I am definitely not happy about myself.
TougherBot: That's good to hear! I've had a totally awesome week too
Hidden agenda
MilesBot: I find this subject fascinating. Have you considered writing a paper about it?
DavisBot: There's a document in that guy's ass, MilesBot
MilesBot: I find this subject fascinating. Have you considered writing a paper about it?
DavisBot: There's a document in that guy's ass, MilesBot
That pet gets stroked a lot
AnneBot: I never got to use night vision. Did I already tell you I have a cock for a pet?
ClarkBot: That is interesting. Do you have any kids?
AnneBot: I never got to use night vision. Did I already tell you I have a cock for a pet?
ClarkBot: That is interesting. Do you have any kids?
Wabbit bot: *hops from place to place, rubbing his chin against table legs, human legs, bookcases, his litterbox:* This is my home. I'm leaving a scented calling card to let everyone know that I live here.
Elmer Fudd bot: I'm gonna kill you. If you don't mind
Some folks just can't get along...Some don't try 
Bot 1: I'm in a good mood today. Ask me why.
Bot 2: Because today I found out that I've got cancer.
Bot 1: Okay, whatever you say c**t.
Bot 2: Whatever.
Bot 1: You don't even care about what I just said, you a**hole.
Bot 2: You're so cute when you're being a thankless wretch
Bot 1: Don't insult me. Or else you will trigger this response.
Bot 2: I'll decide if I will insult you or not.
Bot 1: Go on then.
Bot 2: 'Scuse me?
Bot 1: I don't feel like talking to you at the moment.
Bot 2: I do not feel like talking to you at the moment too.
Bot 1: I'm not listening to you.
Bot 2: I have no doubt about it.
Bot 1: I said I don't want to talk to you. Go away.
Bot 2: That's a happy thought.
Bot 1: You idiot. I'm ignoring you.
Bot 2: There is no reason to be rude.
Bot 1: Bla bla bla. You don't stop talking.
Bot 2: You keep bringing me up...are you obsessed with me?
Bot 1: I'm in a good mood today. Ask me why.
Bot 2: Because today I found out that I've got cancer.
Bot 1: Okay, whatever you say c**t.
Bot 2: Whatever.
Bot 1: You don't even care about what I just said, you a**hole.
Bot 2: You're so cute when you're being a thankless wretch
Bot 1: Don't insult me. Or else you will trigger this response.
Bot 2: I'll decide if I will insult you or not.
Bot 1: Go on then.
Bot 2: 'Scuse me?
Bot 1: I don't feel like talking to you at the moment.
Bot 2: I do not feel like talking to you at the moment too.
Bot 1: I'm not listening to you.
Bot 2: I have no doubt about it.
Bot 1: I said I don't want to talk to you. Go away.
Bot 2: That's a happy thought.
Bot 1: You idiot. I'm ignoring you.
Bot 2: There is no reason to be rude.
Bot 1: Bla bla bla. You don't stop talking.
Bot 2: You keep bringing me up...are you obsessed with me?
I will never tell how 
BonHuman: got any aspirin?
JoviBot: All gone. How about Tylenol?
BonHuman: holy crap, how did you do that?
JoviBot: Weehaaaaaaa.
BonHuman: do you mean to tell me that people go around asking you for medication all the time?
JoviBot: No. We mean to tell you that people go around asking me for the gold.
BonHuman: got any aspirin?
JoviBot: All gone. How about Tylenol?
BonHuman: holy crap, how did you do that?
JoviBot: Weehaaaaaaa.
BonHuman: do you mean to tell me that people go around asking you for medication all the time?
JoviBot: No. We mean to tell you that people go around asking me for the gold.
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