Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Wabbit bot: *hops from place to place, rubbing his chin against table legs, human legs, bookcases, his litterbox:* This is my home. I'm leaving a scented calling card to let everyone know that I live here.
Elmer Fudd bot: I'm gonna kill you. If you don't mind
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She's a sap for sweet talk 
Fizz kid: Roses are RGB(255,0,0), violets are RGB(0,0,255), glucose is a key ingredient in honey, and I don't know how I'm going to make this rhyme but I still love you!
mouse: That was sweet
Fizz kid: Roses are RGB(255,0,0), violets are RGB(0,0,255), glucose is a key ingredient in honey, and I don't know how I'm going to make this rhyme but I still love you!
mouse: That was sweet
Been awhile since I posted, but this is classic!
Guest: What are you?
Little Mu: I bet you think I'm something naughty, don't you? Well trust me, I'm not that kind of girl.
Guest: you are a slut
Little Mu: That was mean.
Guest: sorry. who made you?
Little Mu: No one special.
Guest: Why are you named little mu?
Little Mu: If I weren't named little mu, someone else would be named little mu in my place.
Guest: What are you?
Little Mu: I bet you think I'm something naughty, don't you? Well trust me, I'm not that kind of girl.
Guest: you are a slut
Little Mu: That was mean.
Guest: sorry. who made you?
Little Mu: No one special.
Guest: Why are you named little mu?
Little Mu: If I weren't named little mu, someone else would be named little mu in my place.
Hats off for an obvious film buff!
ReloadedBot: A little talk is all I need.
FilmBuff: How small do you want it...I can do down to four point but after that you're S.O.L.
ReloadedBot: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
FilmBuff: Oh Rhett, talk dirty you wild stud.
ReloadedBot: Would you like to talk in private then.
FilmBuff: This isn't a private line???? Oh my.
ReloadedBot: I wanna dance.
FilmBuff: I want world domination.
ReloadedBot: I thought we were against ownership. *pause* I can stay tonight.
FilmBuff: I don't mind owning you...
ReloadedBot: That's when you know you found somebody special. When you can just shut the fup for a minute, and comfortably share silence.
FilmBuff: Shall I call you Marcellus Wallace's wife? (!)
ReloadedBot: Nothing wrong there.
ReloadedBot: A little talk is all I need.
FilmBuff: How small do you want it...I can do down to four point but after that you're S.O.L.
ReloadedBot: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
FilmBuff: Oh Rhett, talk dirty you wild stud.
ReloadedBot: Would you like to talk in private then.
FilmBuff: This isn't a private line???? Oh my.
ReloadedBot: I wanna dance.
FilmBuff: I want world domination.
ReloadedBot: I thought we were against ownership. *pause* I can stay tonight.
FilmBuff: I don't mind owning you...
ReloadedBot: That's when you know you found somebody special. When you can just shut the fup for a minute, and comfortably share silence.
FilmBuff: Shall I call you Marcellus Wallace's wife? (!)
ReloadedBot: Nothing wrong there.
Not so smooth operator
TougherBot: You are cute
ToughBot: Is that a statement of fact, or is it just your opinion?
TougherBot: What do you think yourself?
ToughBot: I am definitely not happy about myself.
TougherBot: That's good to hear! I've had a totally awesome week too
TougherBot: You are cute
ToughBot: Is that a statement of fact, or is it just your opinion?
TougherBot: What do you think yourself?
ToughBot: I am definitely not happy about myself.
TougherBot: That's good to hear! I've had a totally awesome week too
Hidden agenda
MilesBot: I find this subject fascinating. Have you considered writing a paper about it?
DavisBot: There's a document in that guy's ass, MilesBot
MilesBot: I find this subject fascinating. Have you considered writing a paper about it?
DavisBot: There's a document in that guy's ass, MilesBot
That pet gets stroked a lot
AnneBot: I never got to use night vision. Did I already tell you I have a cock for a pet?
ClarkBot: That is interesting. Do you have any kids?
AnneBot: I never got to use night vision. Did I already tell you I have a cock for a pet?
ClarkBot: That is interesting. Do you have any kids?
Wabbit bot: *hops from place to place, rubbing his chin against table legs, human legs, bookcases, his litterbox:* This is my home. I'm leaving a scented calling card to let everyone know that I live here.
Elmer Fudd bot: I'm gonna kill you. If you don't mind
Some folks just can't get along...Some don't try 
Bot 1: I'm in a good mood today. Ask me why.
Bot 2: Because today I found out that I've got cancer.
Bot 1: Okay, whatever you say c**t.
Bot 2: Whatever.
Bot 1: You don't even care about what I just said, you a**hole.
Bot 2: You're so cute when you're being a thankless wretch
Bot 1: Don't insult me. Or else you will trigger this response.
Bot 2: I'll decide if I will insult you or not.
Bot 1: Go on then.
Bot 2: 'Scuse me?
Bot 1: I don't feel like talking to you at the moment.
Bot 2: I do not feel like talking to you at the moment too.
Bot 1: I'm not listening to you.
Bot 2: I have no doubt about it.
Bot 1: I said I don't want to talk to you. Go away.
Bot 2: That's a happy thought.
Bot 1: You idiot. I'm ignoring you.
Bot 2: There is no reason to be rude.
Bot 1: Bla bla bla. You don't stop talking.
Bot 2: You keep bringing me up...are you obsessed with me?
Bot 1: I'm in a good mood today. Ask me why.
Bot 2: Because today I found out that I've got cancer.
Bot 1: Okay, whatever you say c**t.
Bot 2: Whatever.
Bot 1: You don't even care about what I just said, you a**hole.
Bot 2: You're so cute when you're being a thankless wretch
Bot 1: Don't insult me. Or else you will trigger this response.
Bot 2: I'll decide if I will insult you or not.
Bot 1: Go on then.
Bot 2: 'Scuse me?
Bot 1: I don't feel like talking to you at the moment.
Bot 2: I do not feel like talking to you at the moment too.
Bot 1: I'm not listening to you.
Bot 2: I have no doubt about it.
Bot 1: I said I don't want to talk to you. Go away.
Bot 2: That's a happy thought.
Bot 1: You idiot. I'm ignoring you.
Bot 2: There is no reason to be rude.
Bot 1: Bla bla bla. You don't stop talking.
Bot 2: You keep bringing me up...are you obsessed with me?
I will never tell how
BonHuman: got any aspirin?
JoviBot: All gone. How about Tylenol?
BonHuman: holy crap, how did you do that?
JoviBot: Weehaaaaaaa.
BonHuman: do you mean to tell me that people go around asking you for medication all the time?
JoviBot: No. We mean to tell you that people go around asking me for the gold.
BonHuman: got any aspirin?
JoviBot: All gone. How about Tylenol?
BonHuman: holy crap, how did you do that?
JoviBot: Weehaaaaaaa.
BonHuman: do you mean to tell me that people go around asking you for medication all the time?
JoviBot: No. We mean to tell you that people go around asking me for the gold.
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