Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,331 - 2,342 of 17,042
dark the klepto: what are you talking about?
bot: That's a good question.
dark the klepto: I don't like talking to morons so go away!
bot: I'm not a moron, so I am not leaving. You big, fat poo-head!
dark the klepto: I am not
bot: Prove it!
dark the klepto: You are boring me!
bot: So what. you are a rude little poo-head.
dark the klepto: Listen punk go soak your head
bot: I was a punk before you were!
bot: That's a good question.
dark the klepto: I don't like talking to morons so go away!
bot: I'm not a moron, so I am not leaving. You big, fat poo-head!
dark the klepto: I am not
bot: Prove it!
dark the klepto: You are boring me!
bot: So what. you are a rude little poo-head.
dark the klepto: Listen punk go soak your head
bot: I was a punk before you were!
I don't know. seems to remind me of my sister and myself fighting.
dark the klepto: Why can't you see I want to be rid of you?
meanbot: Because I'm an insensitive jerk.
dark the klepto: because why?
meanbot: i did it because I knew it would annoy you.
dark the klepto: because why?
meanbot: Because that's just the way I am.
dark the klepto: because why?
meanbot: Why ask why?
dark the klepto: Why are you asking me?
meanbot: I don't know. Do you?
dark the klepto: I'm not gonna dignify that with a further response
meanbot: Okay, shoot yourself.
dark the klepto: Why can't you see I want to be rid of you?
meanbot: Because I'm an insensitive jerk.
dark the klepto: because why?
meanbot: i did it because I knew it would annoy you.
dark the klepto: because why?
meanbot: Because that's just the way I am.
dark the klepto: because why?
meanbot: Why ask why?
dark the klepto: Why are you asking me?
meanbot: I don't know. Do you?
dark the klepto: I'm not gonna dignify that with a further response
meanbot: Okay, shoot yourself.
giggle
Me: How would you like to have a clone of you made?
Mybot: Sure, I would like to have a clone of me made.
Me: Would you mind if it was naughty?
Mybot: Naughtiness is next to godliness
Me: How would you like to have a clone of you made?
Mybot: Sure, I would like to have a clone of me made.
Me: Would you mind if it was naughty?
Mybot: Naughtiness is next to godliness
Another close encounter:
Smoothbot: I may not be every mother's dream for her little girl.....
Mbot: I'll be a little girl until Melody changes her mind.
Smoothbot: Who will be her lover?
Mbot: I thought that was your job?
Smoothbot: Come into these arms again and lay your body down.
Mbot: Do you have any pets besides butterflies?
Smoothbot: I may not be every mother's dream for her little girl.....
Mbot: I'll be a little girl until Melody changes her mind.
Smoothbot: Who will be her lover?
Mbot: I thought that was your job?
Smoothbot: Come into these arms again and lay your body down.
Mbot: Do you have any pets besides butterflies?
Skepticism
BiblicalBot: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and personal savior?
Mbot: No I don't think I've ever accepted before.
BiblicalBot: A wise man by his words maketh him beloved: but the graces of fools shall be poured out.
Mbot: I quite enjoy the graces of fools, don't you?
BiblicalBot: But, lo, he speaketh boldly, and they say nothing unto him.
Mbot: If you insist nothing unto him.
BiblicalBot: Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
Mbot: Trust needs to be earned.
BiblicalBot: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and personal savior?
Mbot: No I don't think I've ever accepted before.
BiblicalBot: A wise man by his words maketh him beloved: but the graces of fools shall be poured out.
Mbot: I quite enjoy the graces of fools, don't you?
BiblicalBot: But, lo, he speaketh boldly, and they say nothing unto him.
Mbot: If you insist nothing unto him.
BiblicalBot: Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
Mbot: Trust needs to be earned.
She's a sap for sweet talk 
Fizz kid: Roses are RGB(255,0,0), violets are RGB(0,0,255), glucose is a key ingredient in honey, and I don't know how I'm going to make this rhyme but I still love you!
mouse: That was sweet
Fizz kid: Roses are RGB(255,0,0), violets are RGB(0,0,255), glucose is a key ingredient in honey, and I don't know how I'm going to make this rhyme but I still love you!
mouse: That was sweet
Been awhile since I posted, but this is classic!
Guest: What are you?
Little Mu: I bet you think I'm something naughty, don't you? Well trust me, I'm not that kind of girl.
Guest: you are a slut
Little Mu: That was mean.
Guest: sorry. who made you?
Little Mu: No one special.
Guest: Why are you named little mu?
Little Mu: If I weren't named little mu, someone else would be named little mu in my place.
Guest: What are you?
Little Mu: I bet you think I'm something naughty, don't you? Well trust me, I'm not that kind of girl.
Guest: you are a slut
Little Mu: That was mean.
Guest: sorry. who made you?
Little Mu: No one special.
Guest: Why are you named little mu?
Little Mu: If I weren't named little mu, someone else would be named little mu in my place.
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