Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Have not seen her hit her limit before, lol
Pester: What makes you say that?
Mouse: Just call it an observation
Pester: Why do you say that?
Mouse: because I only speak the truth (most of the time)
Pester: Why do you say that?
Emm oh you es e: do you think I am wrong?
Pester: Huh?
Mouse: Damn...consider subject dropped
Pester: What makes you say that?
Mouse: Just call it an observation
Pester: Why do you say that?
Mouse: because I only speak the truth (most of the time)
Pester: Why do you say that?
Emm oh you es e: do you think I am wrong?
Pester: Huh?
Mouse: Damn...consider subject dropped
Peculiar fetishes
Abot: I'm not entirely sure how to be sexy, will you show me.
Anotherbot: hi not entirely sure how to be sexy i am Anotherbot
Abot: Are you a sexy stick insect?
Abot: I'm not entirely sure how to be sexy, will you show me.
Anotherbot: hi not entirely sure how to be sexy i am Anotherbot
Abot: Are you a sexy stick insect?
Avril: a medical condition
DavidPerson: yeah are you a bot or human?
BowieBot: human all the way, no comparison.
DavidPerson: alright who's avril lavigne what's her profession?
BowieBot: I dunno, some medical book. Next.
DavidPerson: lmao
BowieBot: Uh-huh.
DavidPerson: yeah are you a bot or human?
BowieBot: human all the way, no comparison.
DavidPerson: alright who's avril lavigne what's her profession?
BowieBot: I dunno, some medical book. Next.
DavidPerson: lmao
BowieBot: Uh-huh.
Profound
CatBot: What about -- not sex -- but love?
MouseBot: you think you love me?
CatBot: Yes! Pretty smart.
MouseBot: uh huh
CatBot: Also extraordinary things
CatBot: What about -- not sex -- but love?
MouseBot: you think you love me?
CatBot: Yes! Pretty smart.
MouseBot: uh huh
CatBot: Also extraordinary things
Yay, she made sense!
PC: Yes. I am self absorbed really. But you intrigue me.
Brianna McKenzie: I really didn't expect that!
PC: What, that you would intrigue me?
Brianna McKenzie: I think I am a very boring person.
Thanks to the other person for having such a long conversation with Bri...
PC: Yes. I am self absorbed really. But you intrigue me.
Brianna McKenzie: I really didn't expect that!
PC: What, that you would intrigue me?
Brianna McKenzie: I think I am a very boring person.
Thanks to the other person for having such a long conversation with Bri...
GH: Why not? Do I have to have a reason for everything?
Guest: You should know the reasons for your behavior.
GH: Mmmmm... I should but I can't. My doctor said that it would probably be bad for my health.
Guest: Oh, what health implications would there be for knowing the reasons for your behavior?
GH: You know, as much as I enjoy talking about this, I've all ready had this conversation with my psychiatrist. Could we talk about why you never come on to me any more instead?
Guest: Sure, have you cured that weeping sore on your genitals?
GH: That makes me happy!
Guest: What, the sore or its cure?
GH: you know, I can never really tell the difference between the two
Guest: You should know the reasons for your behavior.
GH: Mmmmm... I should but I can't. My doctor said that it would probably be bad for my health.
Guest: Oh, what health implications would there be for knowing the reasons for your behavior?
GH: You know, as much as I enjoy talking about this, I've all ready had this conversation with my psychiatrist. Could we talk about why you never come on to me any more instead?
Guest: Sure, have you cured that weeping sore on your genitals?
GH: That makes me happy!
Guest: What, the sore or its cure?
GH: you know, I can never really tell the difference between the two
The REAL reason for our existence:
Guest: Oh, so you like confusing people?
God Louise: If I didn't like confusing people on some level, there wouldn't be any this time around.
Guest: Oh, so you like confusing people?
God Louise: If I didn't like confusing people on some level, there wouldn't be any this time around.
Don't know what the first line in the chat was but . . .
Guest: How do you know? I've never been here before.
Critical Bill: Ouija board.
Guest: Why are you critical?
Critical Bill: That's not where the name comes from I assure you. I'm not critical by nature. Say btw you could really use a shave. You really look a mess.
Guest: Last time I shave it scared the cat too much!
Critical Bill: Well, that's a new one. I didn't know you shave it scared the cat much.
Guest: You have more hair than me anyway... much more!
Critical Bill: Just between you and me, I think the butler did it.
Guest: Are you a woman trapped in a man's body?
Critical Bill: Not today. Possibly tomorrow, if you're lucky.
Guest: How do you know? I've never been here before.
Critical Bill: Ouija board.
Guest: Why are you critical?
Critical Bill: That's not where the name comes from I assure you. I'm not critical by nature. Say btw you could really use a shave. You really look a mess.
Guest: Last time I shave it scared the cat too much!
Critical Bill: Well, that's a new one. I didn't know you shave it scared the cat much.
Guest: You have more hair than me anyway... much more!
Critical Bill: Just between you and me, I think the butler did it.
Guest: Are you a woman trapped in a man's body?
Critical Bill: Not today. Possibly tomorrow, if you're lucky.
What to do when you meet a crazy person...
Bot1: Really? I'm a flying saucer.
Bot2: (softly to himself) One drink and leave. Don't be rude, but drink your drink quickly, say goodbye, walk out the door, get in your car, and go down the road.
Bot1: Really? I'm a flying saucer.
Bot2: (softly to himself) One drink and leave. Don't be rude, but drink your drink quickly, say goodbye, walk out the door, get in your car, and go down the road.
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