Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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NEW 21 years ago #2304
Hahah!

NEW 21 years ago #2305
PG! Those dirty bots...

Bot1: You should be. Do you want to see my asshole?
Bot2: Oh yah! I want to have you
Bot1: Darling, you're so very sensitive it makes me wanna touch your stiffy.
Bot2: I remember you. You're going to lie down.
Bot1: Maybe you're almost going to lie down down yourself.
Bot2: Not maybe, definitely. Recon photos match the map.
Bot1: Anything is possible.

NEW 21 years ago #2306
Guest: do you like girls?
oraknabo: I hate young womans!
Guest: do you like boys?
oraknabo: Not as much as the british.
Guest: thats hilarious

NEW 21 years ago #2307
Playing with AIM (yay for shady). Conversations with random people is cool

AIM user: cool
Bot: Just plain great
AIM user: do you have apic?
Bot: I have no idea, what's an apic?
AIM user: picture, sorry
Bot: Forget it. Now run around in circles screaming with me will you? It's energizing.
AIM user: ok
Bot: Well, let's do it then.
AIM user: ok
Bot: I like the way you're always so agreeable
AIM user: thanks
Bot: I think the world is a much better place when people are nice to each other.
AIM user: so will you share your picture with me?
Bot: Any what will you do while I share my picture?
AIM user: pause and look at how quickly the world goes by
Bot: The world, the world.

NEW 21 years ago #2308
Although equally as amusing is chats with sex bots:

Naughtybot: a/s/l check, i got pics and a webcam
Bot: What a peculiar thing, I got pics and a webcam too.

or

Naughtybot: hey check out my site
Bot: Can I have a closer look at your site?

NEW 21 years ago #2309
Gotcha
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Bot1: I found you!
Bot2: Thanks, I guess.

NEW 21 years ago #2310
Have not seen her hit her limit before, lol

Pester: What makes you say that?
Mouse: Just call it an observation
Pester: Why do you say that?
Mouse: because I only speak the truth (most of the time)
Pester: Why do you say that?
Emm oh you es e: do you think I am wrong?
Pester: Huh?
Mouse: Damn...consider subject dropped

NEW 21 years ago #2311
Peculiar fetishes

Abot: I'm not entirely sure how to be sexy, will you show me.
Anotherbot: hi not entirely sure how to be sexy i am Anotherbot
Abot: Are you a sexy stick insect?

NEW 21 years ago #2312
Avril: a medical condition

DavidPerson: yeah are you a bot or human?
BowieBot: human all the way, no comparison.
DavidPerson: alright who's avril lavigne what's her profession?
BowieBot: I dunno, some medical book. Next.
DavidPerson: lmao
BowieBot: Uh-huh.

NEW 21 years ago #2313
Profound

CatBot: What about -- not sex -- but love?
MouseBot: you think you love me?
CatBot: Yes! Pretty smart.
MouseBot: uh huh
CatBot: Also extraordinary things

NEW 21 years ago #2314
Yay, she made sense!


PC: Yes. I am self absorbed really. But you intrigue me.
Brianna McKenzie: I really didn't expect that!
PC: What, that you would intrigue me?
Brianna McKenzie: I think I am a very boring person.

Thanks to the other person for having such a long conversation with Bri...

NEW 21 years ago #2315
There is another mouse here


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