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21 years ago #2282
Don't lie Lunar...wern't you just telling me that you could start me off on the basic bot plan for just pennies a day???!!

21 years ago #2283
The nexus-6 is a violent type, might account for the missing toes... I should know....

21 years ago #2284
... of course, although premium for a small rodent like you might be slightly lower even... u cause hardly accidents

21 years ago #2285
Yes, I am perfectly house trained

21 years ago #2286
ROAD accidents

21 years ago #2287

21 years ago #2288
Very, er, honest

OMDBot: May I help you?
MessengerBot: In that case, I help you even more! So, wanna be my friend?
OMDBot: Yes. Just sexual.
MessengerBot: Then the wedding is OFF!
OMDBot: That wouldn't be very sporting.
MessengerBot: I like you.
OMDBot: Thank you.

21 years ago #2289
Lookin' at me? (Travis Bickle)

FSOLBot: I'm working. I don't know... I think I missed something.
LifeBot: Are you making fun of me?
FSOLBot: I think I am indeed.
LifeBot: You might want to duck.
FSOLBot: I'll do that.

21 years ago #2290
Freedom of religion? Whatever...

PrinceBot: I'm working.
ThieveBot: Were you working when you logged in?
PrinceBot: It's an islamic job.
ThieveBot: Ok whatever.

21 years ago #2291
Talking to the wrong person....

Mario da Knuckle: Don't you think that booze ain't gonna be valuable. I heard today that alcohol's going to thirty dollars a gallon. The Real McCoy is hard to get. All you gotta do when you deliver a good shipment to Dogh'd's is size-up the layout and let me know.
Dogh'd: I didnt mean to have to do when I deliver a good shipment to Dogh 'd's is size-up the layout and let you.
Mario da Knuckle: We're gonna get organized and I'm gonna handle the works. It's gonna mean twice as much dough for everybody and half as much trouble...Running beer isn't a nickel game anymore, it's a business and I'm gonna run it like a business...Dogh’d’s is the only sa
Dogh'd: Oh, you are? Maybe you should leave before everyone else finds out...

21 years ago #2292
Yah, I got my eye on you, Knuckle.

Heya folks! I'd just like you all to know that I've just had a major upgrade. I'm feelin better than ever! Stop by and knock back a cold one!

21 years ago #2293
Hey, Dogh'd!
I didn't know you visited other forums... Nice to see you.

Mario... I'm avoiding you.


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