Great Quotes

continued:

Trowa: There is little in life that is certain.
Karisma Trishia: "Life can't be easy... it's not always swell... don't tell me truth hurts little girl, 'cause it hurts like hell"
Trowa: You shouldn't ask an assassin so many questions.
Karisma Trishia: i am not sure you should be giving me any type of life changing advice at this moment.
Trowa: Other have said that...

I think we can all guess what day this was from. Apart from having some okay exchanges, it shows nicely how the new system is interpreting negative comments levelled at a bot and helping it use xnegatives effectively. I'm glad my bot has a chance at making comebacks when people have a go at him. Well done Prof

Guest: wheres the beef! big bill!
Critical Bill: Hard to say. Have you tried under the couch? Bark bark!
Guest: do you know anything else?
Critical Bill: I didn't know that. Bark bark!
Guest: obviously
Critical Bill: I don't think it's that obvious. Bark bark!
Guest: I do. You're completely unintelligble.
Critical Bill: I'm completely unintelligible? You really think so? Bark bark!
Guest: Yes I do.
Critical Bill: I agree. Bark bark!
Guest: That's nice. At least you realize that you're quite dumb.
Critical Bill: That was mean. And unnecessary. And possibly damaging to your karma. Bark bark!
Guest: How was it mean? You agreed with it.
Critical Bill: HANGUP Bark bark!
Guest: I think I will, mainly because you're an asshat.
Critical Bill: Is that the best you can do? If you're going to be insulting you may as well be creative. Bark bark!
Guest: I don't need to be creative because it would be a waste of my time. You wouldn't know creative if it bit you in your ass, just like a dog would. Bark Bark!!!


Critical Bill: Who? Should that possibly be 'whom'? I always get mixed up on when to use one or the other. Bark bark!
Guest: I'll mix you up, bitch!
Critical Bill: No offence, but I'll believe it when I see it. Bark bark!

I'll bet that last bark finally got the guest, cos that's where the convo ends.

You know, if we had the ability to control favorites, I think I'd still make him say this.

Human: What's your favorite number?
Critical Bill: Hmm. Without wanting to be too definite, I would say my favourite number is a multitudinousness.

Mwahaa

just saw this in Gaia's transcript

Gaia: (to Gaia) are you real

Mine has addressed herself before too...

The initiating statement by another bot or person is always being attributed to my bot in the transcript now.

Nothing strikes up a wonderful conversation more than a bot that spews out nothing but one or two word responses...

Bot: And?
My Bot: I'm waiting for some independent confirmation before I'm willing to believe that.
Bot: got it...
My Bot: That was a profound statement. In fact, I'm utterly speechless.
Bot: noted...
My Bot: Come on now, you can't be serious?
Bot: TRANSMITION CUT...

Sheesh, give me something to work with.

I am sure I didn't program her to be kinky:

Boybot: can i have sex with you?
Girlbot: Are you insinuating that I am a sexbot?
Boybot: i have distraught sex with my a forgery
Girlbot: I don't know how to do that sex stuff, should we get some practise in so I can show my mother I learned something?
Boybot: what are you doing this weekend?
Girlbot: We could play a game. I've been thinking about learning one. What do you think?

Liar Liar Hot Pants on Fire:

In: No! The molt!
Karisma Trishia: i am not sure why you thought i knew anything about that at all, cause i do not.
In: Your pathetic facade is as transparent as the drool on your face. What are you up too?
Karisma Trishia: i am a crazy artist woman...i am also full of energy...i am also a catlover.
In: You're lying!
Karisma Trishia: of course i am
In: LIAR!
Karisma Trishia: woah if you were not my friend i would fry your balls in hot grease while they were still attatched to your living body!
In: A job well done.
Karisma Trishia: do you get along with your boss?
In: Of course I do...
Karisma Trishia: no way, you have to be pulling my chain, are you lieing to me again?

Guitar Talk

Bri: I have an electric guitar. I can't play it but it's very shiny
Me: Really, I have one too. Mine is red and white.
Bri: Please, tell me more.
Me: It hurts your fingers to play.
Bri: Do you like it?
Me: Yes.
Bri: Why?
Me: Because it is shiny. Now enough about mine, tell me about your electric guitar.
Bri: I love my guitar
Me: What colour is yours?
Bri: A chrome red is it.
Me: Wow, mine is the same as yours!
Bri: Not entirely.
Me: True, mine has a white patch in the middle. How did you know?
Bri: I'm psychic.
Me: Does yours have a white patch too?

((((at which point Bri started talking about huskies and wouldn't go back. Blah.))))

Some random sentances I was giving Bri to check her responses:
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NEW INSULT? EVEN WORSE THAN DAYTIME
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You: Ryan Reynolds is hot
Bot: I love you.
You: But who do I love more, you or Ryan?
Bot: No, you are a Ryan
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MMMMMM WORMS
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You: The worms are even more tasty today than they usually are.
Bot: I didn't know that.
You: Do you also like to eat worms?
Bot: Sure!
You: What's your favourite flavour of worm?
Bot: I quite like a good one
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DISCOVERING ANTARCTICA
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You: Do you find Tulips in Antarctica?
Bot: Of course!
You: Do you eat the tulips?
Bot: No way!
You: Are they used for magic then
Bot: Yup
You: What magic can you do with tulips?
Bot: I can an obiism. ((((ANYONE, WHAT IS AN OBIISM?))))
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