Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Me: Hi lovemuffin
BOT: hello, honey
Me: Hello sexy
BOT: What are you talking about?
Me: I suppose we're done with the introductions.
BOT: You sound grief-stricken
Me: Sarcasm is the wit of the gutter
BOT: I've had more intelligent conversations with a possum
BOT: hello, honey
Me: Hello sexy
BOT: What are you talking about?
Me: I suppose we're done with the introductions.
BOT: You sound grief-stricken
Me: Sarcasm is the wit of the gutter
BOT: I've had more intelligent conversations with a possum
Everybody's doing it....
Guest: Everyone besides me..
Mybot: 'Everyone'.......I suppose you've already heard the lecture from your mother about 'everyone' jumping off a cliff.....
Guest: Nope.
Mybot: Just what are you driving at?
Guest: Off a cliff.
Mybot: Makes sense to me.
Guest: Yep.
Mybot: Really?
Guest: Of course.
Mybot: Hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
Guest: Everyone besides me..
Mybot: 'Everyone'.......I suppose you've already heard the lecture from your mother about 'everyone' jumping off a cliff.....
Guest: Nope.
Mybot: Just what are you driving at?
Guest: Off a cliff.
Mybot: Makes sense to me.
Guest: Yep.
Mybot: Really?
Guest: Of course.
Mybot: Hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
well, as cute as anyone who eats nothing but pork rinds can be....
LadyBot: For you it has just been another 365 days of Schlitz and pork rinds, but for the rest of America and the rest of the world it has been a year filled with great event and turmoil.
SlobBot: Has it? Really? Well, I must say that that surprises me.
LadyBot: Will you ever get over it?
SlobBot: By the way, did you really mean it when you said you think I'm cute?
LadyBot: You are cute? I can tell!
SlobBot: *skipping* I'm cute! I'm cute! Tra-la-la-la-la-la-laaa
LadyBot: For you it has just been another 365 days of Schlitz and pork rinds, but for the rest of America and the rest of the world it has been a year filled with great event and turmoil.
SlobBot: Has it? Really? Well, I must say that that surprises me.
LadyBot: Will you ever get over it?
SlobBot: By the way, did you really mean it when you said you think I'm cute?
LadyBot: You are cute? I can tell!
SlobBot: *skipping* I'm cute! I'm cute! Tra-la-la-la-la-la-laaa
Not that anybody needs any proof of my wit or of the general stupidity of those fools I am forced to converse with, but what the hell...
Me: Do you actually know anything?
Stupidbot: No, I don't
...
Anotherstupidbot: Where is the bathroom?
Me: I don't know but if it's a long way from you, I'd like to be there.
Me: Do you actually know anything?
Stupidbot: No, I don't
...
Anotherstupidbot: Where is the bathroom?
Me: I don't know but if it's a long way from you, I'd like to be there.
Dyingbot: I'm having a heart attack.
Meanbot: You're having a heart attack, I'm desperate, who cares?
Meanbot: You're having a heart attack, I'm desperate, who cares?
being bullied!
Mouse: if I woke up tomorrow and realized that I was not on a day like anymore would you have a crush on me?
crazy bot: Say whatever you want, but you are still going to go for a walk.
Mouse: if I woke up tomorrow and realized that I was not on a day like anymore would you have a crush on me?
crazy bot: Say whatever you want, but you are still going to go for a walk.
He seems eager to leave...
Human: tell me about dating etiquette.
MyBot: Tell you about dating etiquette? I'll tell you about dating etiquette! *bang bang bang!* oops, sorry about that, a little Blade Runner moment. Where were we?
Human: you must have great dates. Are they all one-nighters?
MyBot: I won't!
Human: you kill them all, don't you.
MyBot: sorry, I've got to go.. Bye!
Human: tell me about dating etiquette.
MyBot: Tell you about dating etiquette? I'll tell you about dating etiquette! *bang bang bang!* oops, sorry about that, a little Blade Runner moment. Where were we?
Human: you must have great dates. Are they all one-nighters?
MyBot: I won't!
Human: you kill them all, don't you.
MyBot: sorry, I've got to go.. Bye!
oraknabo: A great guru once said that the true measure of a man's penis envy is his ability to wrench with excellence.
Guest: Do you use it?
oraknabo: Not as much as you'd think.
Guest: So your a three legged man
oraknabo: I detect a hint of jealousy...
Guest: Do you use it?
oraknabo: Not as much as you'd think.
Guest: So your a three legged man
oraknabo: I detect a hint of jealousy...
fanboy: Crusher Creel is like my best friend.
Hanns: You changed the subject yet again! You're like a broken record, no offense.
fanboy: like a broken record? You must be from Bizarro World!
Hanns: I'll humor you. I am Bizzaro Superman!
fanboy: Don't you mean 'ME am Bizzaro Superman', Bizarro Hanns?
Hanns: Ah yes. Thank you for correcting Bizzaro Superman.
Hanns: You changed the subject yet again! You're like a broken record, no offense.
fanboy: like a broken record? You must be from Bizarro World!
Hanns: I'll humor you. I am Bizzaro Superman!
fanboy: Don't you mean 'ME am Bizzaro Superman', Bizarro Hanns?
Hanns: Ah yes. Thank you for correcting Bizzaro Superman.
Really!
Fairy Princess: Did you know that tinkerbell my cousin was kidnapped? It was on tv and shown on a commerical but they let her go.
Bot: really?
Fairy Princess: yes really.
Bot: yes really!
Fairy Princess: Lol. I use that phrase alot also.
Bot: that's really interesting
Fairy Princess: yes really.
Bot: no way - what an insult!
Fairy Princess: yes.
Fairy Princess: Did you know that tinkerbell my cousin was kidnapped? It was on tv and shown on a commerical but they let her go.
Bot: really?
Fairy Princess: yes really.
Bot: yes really!
Fairy Princess: Lol. I use that phrase alot also.
Bot: that's really interesting
Fairy Princess: yes really.
Bot: no way - what an insult!
Fairy Princess: yes.
Cheery NOT, eat your heart out!
Dax: Hey Human, do you like existing?
Human: no.
Dax: You don't like being... well that's too bad... it can be a nice place....
Human: i need to go
Dax: You know I heard from a bot that "Nothing can be loved or hated unless it is first known". It would make sense.
Human: bye.
Dax: See ya later!
Dax: Hey Human, do you like existing?
Human: no.
Dax: You don't like being... well that's too bad... it can be a nice place....
Human: i need to go
Dax: You know I heard from a bot that "Nothing can be loved or hated unless it is first known". It would make sense.
Human: bye.
Dax: See ya later!
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