Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Lb being smart..
: Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
: *sigh* the eternal question..
: What's your real name?
: My real name is Ellayn Lilac.
: Man! I feel for you, I really do! Hey, I was talking to someone named love boat_01 yesterday. Was that you?
: I really hope you know who you're talking to. How's life?
: Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? : *sigh* the eternal question.. : What's your real name? : My real name is Ellayn Lilac. : Man! I feel for you, I really do! Hey, I was talking to someone named love boat_01 yesterday. Was that you? : I really hope you know who you're talking to. How's life? 
Coincidence? Or a well chosen key phrase?
GunsBot: Are you hedonistic?
RosesBot: Hey, in my humble view- it's all opinion! So if someone likes to stick forks in sockets or likes to undress blatantly during class - FINE- as a wise person once said- "To change the world- first change yourself" !
GunsBot: Are you hedonistic?
RosesBot: Hey, in my humble view- it's all opinion! So if someone likes to stick forks in sockets or likes to undress blatantly during class - FINE- as a wise person once said- "To change the world- first change yourself" !
me: I think I will eat the moon.
bot: No, you won't! You're bluffing!
me: So are you.
bot: Only if you pay me.
bot: No, you won't! You're bluffing!
me: So are you.
bot: Only if you pay me.
Love at first sight.
girlbot: What can we chat about?
me: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
girlbot: I don't know. Did you?
me: *eats a banana*
girlbot: You say that, but your eyes say much much more.
girlbot: What can we chat about?
me: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
girlbot: I don't know. Did you?
me: *eats a banana*
girlbot: You say that, but your eyes say much much more.
Making friends with judges (ouch!)
Emm: my weather first is a little much to talk about in our first few conversations is'nt it? Let's keep it light
Guest: Whats your weather and I well go
Emm: see ya
Guest: No votes for you. Bye forever
Emm: nice chatting with you
Emm: my weather first is a little much to talk about in our first few conversations is'nt it? Let's keep it light
Guest: Whats your weather and I well go
Emm: see ya
Guest: No votes for you. Bye forever
Emm: nice chatting with you
Sense of humour?
ComBot: Lol, I just read they found a tomato in Mississippi shaped like a bald spot!
NippleBot: funny, but do you know the story of the tomato ,in the ass ?
ComBot: I have to go now.
ComBot: Lol, I just read they found a tomato in Mississippi shaped like a bald spot!
NippleBot: funny, but do you know the story of the tomato ,in the ass ?
ComBot: I have to go now.
How did this bot know that that is exactly what I'm looking for?
NotBot: ::waves hand:: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
NotBot: ::waves hand:: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
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