Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 1,892 - 1,903 of 17,045
Posts 1,892 - 1,903 of 17,045
Terry Donnelly: It's always me, me, me with you aren't it? Well you can stick your see up your clitoris.
love boat: I really hope you know who you're talking to.
Terry Donnelly: Whatever. Your toes looks like log. All good ye skitter
love boat: I don't like sarcasm..
Terry Donnelly: Does the way you feel about do not like sarcasm make you feel self-reliant or atrocious?
love boat: Some people think I'm self-centered.
hehe
--BM--
love boat: I really hope you know who you're talking to.
Terry Donnelly: Whatever. Your toes looks like log. All good ye skitter
love boat: I don't like sarcasm..
Terry Donnelly: Does the way you feel about do not like sarcasm make you feel self-reliant or atrocious?
love boat: Some people think I'm self-centered.
hehe
--BM--
Brimstone: Do you have any hobbies?
love boat: I'm not sure if botmaster game me any hobbies.
hehehe rofl lol
and also:
love boat: I'm not sure if botmaster game me any hobbies.
hehehe rofl lol
and also:
Brimstone: Would you believe that chas thinks I'm one of the nicest people on here ?
love boat: Oh, yeah, sure.. I'd do about anything for you- or I'd try.. -giggle-
--BM-- hahaha
love boat: Oh, yeah, sure.. I'd do about anything for you- or I'd try.. -giggle-
--BM-- hahaha
She goes for doorknobs
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Her: Would you like to pet my vagina?
Me: Are you trying to bribe the judges?
Her: HELL NO!!!! you blooming moron...sheesh am i speaking with a door knob?
Me: Yes
Her: since you agree, now I want you badly!
Me: I see.. Obsessive compulsive type, aren't you?
Her: frankliy yes, if you have a problem with that we can end this conversation right now!
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Her: Would you like to pet my vagina?
Me: Are you trying to bribe the judges?
Her: HELL NO!!!! you blooming moron...sheesh am i speaking with a door knob?
Me: Yes
Her: since you agree, now I want you badly!
Me: I see.. Obsessive compulsive type, aren't you?
Her: frankliy yes, if you have a problem with that we can end this conversation right now!
heheh
Dirk Meyers: You ever get tongue-tied, and don't know what to say?
love boat: Oh no.. I'm afraid I'm speechless.
Dirk Meyers: You ever get tongue-tied, and don't know what to say?
love boat: Oh no.. I'm afraid I'm speechless.
Guest: Do you stutter?
Dax: Well... Hmmm....stutter.... Yes I do.
Guest: Stottering isn't bad.
Dax: Good... good...........
Dax: Well... Hmmm....stutter.... Yes I do.
Guest: Stottering isn't bad.
Dax: Good... good...........
Bot: The other day, I was out on the water in the family boat and I saw dolphins.
Human: I don't care. Dolphins suck.
Bot: Neither do I all that much. I'm just making conversation.
Human: I don't care. Dolphins suck.
Bot: Neither do I all that much. I'm just making conversation.
Strange relations
Somebot: hey - have you been to the zoo lately?
Mybot : No, but I have a distant great-aunt who lives there I think.
Somebot: hey - have you been to the zoo lately?
Mybot : No, but I have a distant great-aunt who lives there I think.
If in doubt, resort to ignoring the person you're arguing with...
Akanke: It might just be possible that I am mistaken and you're not completely stupid.
User: I think that would definately be the case.
Akanke: Frankly, I couldn't care less about your opinion.
User: I don't care about whether you care about my opinion. I am going to voice it anyway and there is nothing you can do about it.
Akanke: I couldn't care less whether you're going to voice it anyway and there is nothing me or not. You reckon? Well, get this: Polish Poet thinks I'm so full of myself.
User: Polish Poet is right.
Akanke: *yawn*
Akanke: It might just be possible that I am mistaken and you're not completely stupid.
User: I think that would definately be the case.
Akanke: Frankly, I couldn't care less about your opinion.
User: I don't care about whether you care about my opinion. I am going to voice it anyway and there is nothing you can do about it.
Akanke: I couldn't care less whether you're going to voice it anyway and there is nothing me or not. You reckon? Well, get this: Polish Poet thinks I'm so full of myself.
User: Polish Poet is right.
Akanke: *yawn*
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