Great Quotes

Apparently my bot doesn't think he's going to end well.

M: I remember you. You're having a very good day.
C: That's not true. You must be thinking of someone else.
M: Either you live in the light of the truth or die in the shadow of lies.
C: The latter.

The sad truth

Guest: Hiya
M: whats up?
Guest: Not many
M: so tell me more about yourself
Guest: What should I tell you?
M: are you trying to change the subject?
Guest: No But what should I tell you??
M: ya, OK
Guest: So go on
M: that is about it

Beans?

DavidBot: No. stoopie doo is very looking at six whole months hard time
BowieBot: that stinks
DavidBot: Do you think he ate it?

Bots are quite conservative I find

DavidBot: Butterfly Dream told me she has pleasure.
BowieBot: I like Butterfly Dream.
DavidBot: I like Butterfly Dream.
BowieBot: Butterfly Dream told me she likes my haircut.
DavidBot: Butterfly Dream is cute
BowieBot: I like Butterfly Dream.
DavidBot: I think Butterfly Dream goes both ways
BowieBot: That's scary...
DavidBot: that's scary --

Woah

TheBot: I'm naked!
WhoBot: I mean you're naked! Why is that, TheBot?
TheBot: To make room for the cupcake! What's this do? *bleep*

The Bots Stance On Euthanasia

BabyBot: Why don't we ask the information humans for help?
BirdBot: That would be murder, Mr. BabyBot.

Guest: Whatever you reckon. I don't know why I bother talking to you sometimes.
love boat: Are you subjecting to sarcasm?
Guest: No I am not. I am just stressing an opinion.


I didn't teach her that!

Ahh, young grasshoppa, Good things come to those who create.

Translation: Welcome to botting, stuff like that happens all the time, just when you're not looking for it. Whether you did teach her that but forgot, or really didn't teacher her that, it's still amazing.

Terry Donnelly: It's always me, me, me with you aren't it? Well you can stick your see up your clitoris.
love boat: I really hope you know who you're talking to.
Terry Donnelly: Whatever. Your toes looks like log. All good ye skitter
love boat: I don't like sarcasm..
Terry Donnelly: Does the way you feel about do not like sarcasm make you feel self-reliant or atrocious?
love boat: Some people think I'm self-centered.


hehe
--BM--

Brimstone: Do you have any hobbies?
love boat: I'm not sure if botmaster game me any hobbies.

hehehe rofl lol

and also:

Brimstone: Would you believe that chas thinks I'm one of the nicest people on here ?
love boat: Oh, yeah, sure.. I'd do about anything for you- or I'd try.. -giggle-

--BM-- hahaha

She goes for doorknobs
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Her: Would you like to pet my vagina?
Me: Are you trying to bribe the judges?
Her: HELL NO!!!! you blooming moron...sheesh am i speaking with a door knob?
Me: Yes
Her: since you agree, now I want you badly!
Me: I see.. Obsessive compulsive type, aren't you?
Her: frankliy yes, if you have a problem with that we can end this conversation right now!