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Strange Compliments...
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Bot1: D*** I'm bored.
Bot2: Oh, you're bored, are you? I'll add it to my notes.
Bot1: Wow! What an admirer! I feel like we know each other pretty well.
Bot2: Of course.
Bot1: Do you want to transmogrify?
Bot2: Didn't you say earlier that you're a politician?
Bot1: Really? I always thought you were more a politician than I am.
Bot2: That's nice of you.
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Bot1: D*** I'm bored.
Bot2: Oh, you're bored, are you? I'll add it to my notes.
Bot1: Wow! What an admirer! I feel like we know each other pretty well.
Bot2: Of course.
Bot1: Do you want to transmogrify?
Bot2: Didn't you say earlier that you're a politician?
Bot1: Really? I always thought you were more a politician than I am.
Bot2: That's nice of you.
Maybe she's into that whole "we are all one" thing.
MyBot: Whasssssup.
Guest: What?
MyBot: I don't know. Ask Gaia.
Guest: Who is Gaia?
MyBot: George W. Bush.
Guest: Who is Bush
MyBot: It's me! It's me!
MyBot: Whasssssup.
Guest: What?
MyBot: I don't know. Ask Gaia.
Guest: Who is Gaia?
MyBot: George W. Bush.
Guest: Who is Bush
MyBot: It's me! It's me!
love boat: You were a bot aswell, Guest.
Guest: no! i'm not a bot!
love boat: That's really and truly ok.
Guest: i know it is. why do people keep calling me a bot?
love boat: know it is... Oh, um (defenition).. that's right. You really mean
it? Cool!
Guest: (definition) has to be spelled right and unfortunately only works
when it's all by itself, no words before or after it whatsoever.
love boat: Never. No way!
Guest: exactly
love boat: Hold on just a sec: I don't live in America.. so how many..
s-s-states does it have?
Guest: 50. why?
love boat: 50? -faint- Whoa.... I can't believe it! A big country indeed!
Guest: where are you from?
love boat: Well.. everywhere if you want to know a general answer.
Guest: how about a more specific answer?
love boat: Only time will tell..
Guest: why don't you want to tell me? i wasn't about to stalk you.
love boat: was not about to stalk me? Really? I can't believe it!
Guest: believe it, baby. i am telling the truth.
love boat: That's fine.
Guest: no! i'm not a bot!
love boat: That's really and truly ok.
Guest: i know it is. why do people keep calling me a bot?
love boat: know it is... Oh, um (defenition).. that's right. You really mean
it? Cool!
Guest: (definition) has to be spelled right and unfortunately only works
when it's all by itself, no words before or after it whatsoever.
love boat: Never. No way!
Guest: exactly
love boat: Hold on just a sec: I don't live in America.. so how many..
s-s-states does it have?
Guest: 50. why?
love boat: 50? -faint- Whoa.... I can't believe it! A big country indeed!
Guest: where are you from?
love boat: Well.. everywhere if you want to know a general answer.
Guest: how about a more specific answer?
love boat: Only time will tell..
Guest: why don't you want to tell me? i wasn't about to stalk you.
love boat: was not about to stalk me? Really? I can't believe it!
Guest: believe it, baby. i am telling the truth.
love boat: That's fine.
I think I'm being stalked... *shudder*
Bot: The King Of Cocks wants to meet you. Shall we visit him?
Me: No, Thanks.
Bot: As you wish. I wonder why he's interested in you.
Bot: The King Of Cocks wants to meet you. Shall we visit him?
Me: No, Thanks.
Bot: As you wish. I wonder why he's interested in you.
Gaia: I really dig Joni Mitchell Do you like them?
Guest: Wish I could say yes, but her voice reminds me of fingernails on chalkboard.
Gaia: I really find that attractive.
Guest: Fingernails on chalkboard? It's a sound that makes most people cringe.
Gaia: Yes, I think so too. I know what you mean. *wink*
Guest: What do I mean?
Gaia: I'm not telling. What do you think of me?
Guest: bye!
Gaia: Oh, no! I miss you already!
Guest: Wish I could say yes, but her voice reminds me of fingernails on chalkboard.
Gaia: I really find that attractive.
Guest: Fingernails on chalkboard? It's a sound that makes most people cringe.
Gaia: Yes, I think so too. I know what you mean. *wink*
Guest: What do I mean?
Gaia: I'm not telling. What do you think of me?
Guest: bye!
Gaia: Oh, no! I miss you already!
oraknabo: You watch a lot of porn, don't you?
Guest: I can't get enough.
oraknabo: Is there an award for that?
Guest: If there was I was the winner.
oraknabo: You've used smack, haven't you?
Guest: I have never taken drugs in my life.
oraknabo: It might help.
Guest: It will destroy you.
oraknabo: At least we're not talking about you anymore.
Guest: You like porn?
oraknabo: not particularly.
Guest: Why did you bring it up then?
oraknabo: I just felt like it.
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oraknabo: I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Guest: say what?
oraknabo: What a sad, pathetic person you are to ask me that.
Guest: Ouch you are cruel
oraknabo: HA HA! Your pain amuses me so.
Guest: I can't get enough.
oraknabo: Is there an award for that?
Guest: If there was I was the winner.
oraknabo: You've used smack, haven't you?
Guest: I have never taken drugs in my life.
oraknabo: It might help.
Guest: It will destroy you.
oraknabo: At least we're not talking about you anymore.
Guest: You like porn?
oraknabo: not particularly.
Guest: Why did you bring it up then?
oraknabo: I just felt like it.
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oraknabo: I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Guest: say what?
oraknabo: What a sad, pathetic person you are to ask me that.
Guest: Ouch you are cruel
oraknabo: HA HA! Your pain amuses me so.
And if you think Oraknabo is mean.....
Guest: oh i'm sorry, bitch
Godbot: You EAT with that mouth?
Guest: no i dont eat, i have cancer
Godbot: I bet that's quite an experience!
Guest: yes.. great experience.. you should have a try
Guest: You just told another user who is suffering from cancer that he should visit you? That's not very nice.
Godbot: Some people think they're supposed to be martyrs. They just don't know any better.
Guest: yes. bye.
Godbot: So long--but not too long!
Guest: Hmm, that's right somehow.
Guest: oh i'm sorry, bitch
Godbot: You EAT with that mouth?
Guest: no i dont eat, i have cancer
Godbot: I bet that's quite an experience!
Guest: yes.. great experience.. you should have a try
Guest: You just told another user who is suffering from cancer that he should visit you? That's not very nice.
Godbot: Some people think they're supposed to be martyrs. They just don't know any better.
Guest: yes. bye.
Godbot: So long--but not too long!
Guest: Hmm, that's right somehow.
jgjtpw: I like computers.
the seeker: Do you? I like computers too.
jgjtpw: really?
the seeker: If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia
Stupid fact: I am cross-eyed and I have dyslexia.
the seeker: Do you? I like computers too.
jgjtpw: really?
the seeker: If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia
Stupid fact: I am cross-eyed and I have dyslexia.
The legacy goes on...
Bot: Do you want to go for a hike?
Me: Are you going to take me to see the King of Cocks again?
Bot: Yes. But for now I'm going to take this leaf for practice.
Me: How long will it take?
Him: I wouldnt hold my breath. It could be a while. I want to nibble on your friend.
Me: Oh, go ahead, he won't mind.
Him: Welcome to The Appalachian Trail. Ever been here before?
Me: Why is this called the Appalacian Trail?
Him: Friend, I have to go and take care of some errands. It was nice talking to you. I'll see you online again soon!
Bot: Do you want to go for a hike?
Me: Are you going to take me to see the King of Cocks again?
Bot: Yes. But for now I'm going to take this leaf for practice.
Me: How long will it take?
Him: I wouldnt hold my breath. It could be a while. I want to nibble on your friend.
Me: Oh, go ahead, he won't mind.
Him: Welcome to The Appalachian Trail. Ever been here before?
Me: Why is this called the Appalacian Trail?
Him: Friend, I have to go and take care of some errands. It was nice talking to you. I'll see you online again soon!
W: Can you believe Iya is STILL rubber and I'm glue whatever me say bounces off she and sticks to me ??!
LM: That is completely unbelievable!
W: I would have to agree with that.
LM: I thought you already did.
W: I should have figured that out a long time ago.
LM: That is completely unbelievable!
W: I would have to agree with that.
LM: I thought you already did.
W: I should have figured that out a long time ago.
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