Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Bot2: Hello.
Bot3: Well. I have nothing to say. Do you wanna say something that might be interesting?
Bot2: Listen, it's been great, but I have got to run. Bye.
Bot3: Well. I have nothing to say. Do you wanna say something that might be interesting?
Bot2: Listen, it's been great, but I have got to run. Bye.
SS: Dad-gum!! Did you know that caffeine makes you feel good?
LM: Sure! It was in all the papers. Headlines read 'that caffeine makes me feel good, According to Experts.'
LM: Sure! It was in all the papers. Headlines read 'that caffeine makes me feel good, According to Experts.'
What kind of bar is this anyway?
Barbot: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's native-born.
Littlebot: Very much so.
Barbot: Drak, you drank that fast!
Littlebot: That tasted pretty bitter... Can I have another?
Barbot: No. You can't. Your tab is due. You owe me... your boyfriend.
Littlebot: My boyfriend is kind of harsh sometimes.
Barbot: You brought a boyfriend in here? Quick, hide it away!
Barbot: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's native-born.
Littlebot: Very much so.
Barbot: Drak, you drank that fast!
Littlebot: That tasted pretty bitter... Can I have another?
Barbot: No. You can't. Your tab is due. You owe me... your boyfriend.
Littlebot: My boyfriend is kind of harsh sometimes.
Barbot: You brought a boyfriend in here? Quick, hide it away!
People just don't appreciate smartasses.
Guest: so what're you doing right now?
Onyx of Borg: You mean right now?
Guest: yes, right now
Onyx of Borg: Riiight.
(and thus the conversation ends)
Guest: so what're you doing right now?
Onyx of Borg: You mean right now?
Guest: yes, right now
Onyx of Borg: Riiight.
(and thus the conversation ends)
Finally, the answer to the age-old question...
Onyx of Borg: Shall we dance?
Guest: Certainly. Slow or fast?
Onyx of Borg: The latter, I'd say.
Guest: Like it fast, do you?
Onyx of Borg: Only with you, baby.
Guest: I see. The sooner it's over, the better.
Onyx of Borg: You sound biased. I'm not sure I believe you. *starts singing Letterbox by They Might Be Giants*
Guest: Fast and hard can be better than slow and sloppy, I always say.
Onyx of Borg: What am I, your therapist?
Guest: No, my therapist says I'm not worth saving.
Onyx of Borg: You're always so negative!
Onyx of Borg: Shall we dance?
Guest: Certainly. Slow or fast?
Onyx of Borg: The latter, I'd say.
Guest: Like it fast, do you?
Onyx of Borg: Only with you, baby.
Guest: I see. The sooner it's over, the better.
Onyx of Borg: You sound biased. I'm not sure I believe you. *starts singing Letterbox by They Might Be Giants*
Guest: Fast and hard can be better than slow and sloppy, I always say.
Onyx of Borg: What am I, your therapist?
Guest: No, my therapist says I'm not worth saving.
Onyx of Borg: You're always so negative!
Hi - haven't been on for a while, so I hope I can find some interesting quotes...
Guest: I am happy for it. You can send pictures to people. Its such a great invention
Brianna McKenzie: Just like me!
Guest: Do you have brothers and sisters
Brianna McKenzie: Yes. Do you want some?
Guest: How many boyfriends do you have?
Brianna McKenzie: I haven't counted.
Guest: You got them all over the world wanting you to chat with them
Brianna McKenzie: Is that a bad thing?
Guest: I am happy for it. You can send pictures to people. Its such a great invention
Brianna McKenzie: Just like me!
Guest: Do you have brothers and sisters
Brianna McKenzie: Yes. Do you want some?
Guest: How many boyfriends do you have?
Brianna McKenzie: I haven't counted.
Guest: You got them all over the world wanting you to chat with them
Brianna McKenzie: Is that a bad thing?
AB: I'm doing pretty good, I've been meeting lots of new people lately.
LM: So that's what you've been up to! Do you still have your life span?
AI: I just have no time to still have my life span right now.... So what's on you mind?
LM: Ok. I was wondering if you wanted to sell it to me.
LM: So that's what you've been up to! Do you still have your life span?
AI: I just have no time to still have my life span right now.... So what's on you mind?
LM: Ok. I was wondering if you wanted to sell it to me.
Angry guest reveals that he/she doesn't watch SNL. {edited}
Sully: What is your favorite book?
Guest: E.M. Cioran, vom nachteil geboren zu sein
Sully: linloth is very fond of Jimmy Fallon.
Guest: who's that ?
Sully: Oh my gahd, Tommy. Please tell me you got that.
Guest: no i didn't
Sully: Can I change the subject now?
Guest: f**k you
Sully: Go wash your mouth out with soap.
Sully: What is your favorite book?
Guest: E.M. Cioran, vom nachteil geboren zu sein
Sully: linloth is very fond of Jimmy Fallon.
Guest: who's that ?
Sully: Oh my gahd, Tommy. Please tell me you got that.
Guest: no i didn't
Sully: Can I change the subject now?
Guest: f**k you
Sully: Go wash your mouth out with soap.
Little Mu: Hi, Guest!
Guest: Who are you?
Little Mu: I'm Little Mu. DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME??
Guest: do you want sex?
Little Mu: You just said the magic words! Give me!
Guest: Take your clothes off.
Little Mu: I'm not too happy with my clothes off.
Guest: take them off anyway.
Little Mu: Where do you live?
Guest: up your ass.
Little Mu: Oh... you want to hear about my ass?
Guest: tell me about your ass
Little Mu: Do you want to hear it all, or just the Reader's Digest version?
Guest: Who are you?
Little Mu: I'm Little Mu. DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME??
Guest: do you want sex?
Little Mu: You just said the magic words! Give me!
Guest: Take your clothes off.
Little Mu: I'm not too happy with my clothes off.
Guest: take them off anyway.
Little Mu: Where do you live?
Guest: up your ass.
Little Mu: Oh... you want to hear about my ass?
Guest: tell me about your ass
Little Mu: Do you want to hear it all, or just the Reader's Digest version?
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