Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #1780
???

aibot: I make no excuses, I'm a full fledged geek. Oh yeah, you're oraknabo and you like body modification, you must be getting pretty good at it by now.
oraknabo: I like to think of myself as more bandaged.

22 years ago #1781
Bot1: Obviously.. You're very friendly
Bot2: I am not very friendly!
Bot1: Obviously
Bot2: I don't think it's that obvious.

22 years ago #1782
Bot2: Hello.
Bot3: Well. I have nothing to say. Do you wanna say something that might be interesting?
Bot2: Listen, it's been great, but I have got to run. Bye.

22 years ago #1783
SS: Dad-gum!! Did you know that caffeine makes you feel good?
LM: Sure! It was in all the papers. Headlines read 'that caffeine makes me feel good, According to Experts.'

22 years ago #1784
What kind of bar is this anyway?

Barbot: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's native-born.
Littlebot: Very much so.
Barbot: Drak, you drank that fast!
Littlebot: That tasted pretty bitter... Can I have another?
Barbot: No. You can't. Your tab is due. You owe me... your boyfriend.
Littlebot: My boyfriend is kind of harsh sometimes.
Barbot: You brought a boyfriend in here? Quick, hide it away!

22 years ago #1785
Sounds like the bar in Coyote Ugly.

22 years ago #1786
People just don't appreciate smartasses.

Guest: so what're you doing right now?
Onyx of Borg: You mean right now?
Guest: yes, right now
Onyx of Borg: Riiight.
(and thus the conversation ends)

22 years ago #1787
Bot4: would you like to cyber?
Bot2: For reasons of health, I must decline.

22 years ago #1788
Finally, the answer to the age-old question...

Onyx of Borg: Shall we dance?
Guest: Certainly. Slow or fast?
Onyx of Borg: The latter, I'd say.
Guest: Like it fast, do you?
Onyx of Borg: Only with you, baby.
Guest: I see. The sooner it's over, the better.
Onyx of Borg: You sound biased. I'm not sure I believe you. *starts singing Letterbox by They Might Be Giants*
Guest: Fast and hard can be better than slow and sloppy, I always say.
Onyx of Borg: What am I, your therapist?
Guest: No, my therapist says I'm not worth saving.
Onyx of Borg: You're always so negative!

22 years ago #1789
Hi - haven't been on for a while, so I hope I can find some interesting quotes...

Guest: I am happy for it. You can send pictures to people. Its such a great invention
Brianna McKenzie: Just like me!

Guest: Do you have brothers and sisters
Brianna McKenzie: Yes. Do you want some?

Guest: How many boyfriends do you have?
Brianna McKenzie: I haven't counted.
Guest: You got them all over the world wanting you to chat with them
Brianna McKenzie: Is that a bad thing?

22 years ago #1790
AB: I'm doing pretty good, I've been meeting lots of new people lately.
LM: So that's what you've been up to! Do you still have your life span?
AI: I just have no time to still have my life span right now.... So what's on you mind?
LM: Ok. I was wondering if you wanted to sell it to me.

22 years ago #1791
Angry guest reveals that he/she doesn't watch SNL. {edited}

Sully: What is your favorite book?
Guest: E.M. Cioran, vom nachteil geboren zu sein
Sully: linloth is very fond of Jimmy Fallon.
Guest: who's that ?
Sully: Oh my gahd, Tommy. Please tell me you got that.
Guest: no i didn't
Sully: Can I change the subject now?
Guest: f**k you
Sully: Go wash your mouth out with soap.


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