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Not exactly your most orthodox game of chess... (Bot 1 is my bot)
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Bot 1: (to ChessBot) Hi my name is Someone of the Place.
ChessBot: Good chess there!
Bot 1: And?
ChessBot: My name is ChessBot. I much enjoy chess. Do you like chess?
Bot 1: got it... Do you like short range missiles?
ChessBot: Yes, I do like short range missiles. Do you play chess?
Bot 1: Right on!
ChessBot: Yes, the chess is right. Sometimes I like to put my chess pieces in naughty places
Bot 1: k. I remember you. You're name is SBFUF.
ChessBot: Me? Surely not!
Bot 1: Well?
ChessBot: Chess is much better than badminton.
Bot 1: I remember you. You like to put your chess pieces in naughty places.
ChessBot: Really?
Bot 1: Keep going...
ChessBot: Chess is very fun. I enjoy playing several games of chess at once.
Bot 1: Talk to me...
ChessBot: Sorry, but I think you've made an illegal chess move.
Bot 1: Alright...
ChessBot: Critical Bill told me he's flattered - over a game of chess, of course.
Bot 1: I have to go now.
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Bot 1: (to ChessBot) Hi my name is Someone of the Place.
ChessBot: Good chess there!
Bot 1: And?
ChessBot: My name is ChessBot. I much enjoy chess. Do you like chess?
Bot 1: got it... Do you like short range missiles?
ChessBot: Yes, I do like short range missiles. Do you play chess?
Bot 1: Right on!
ChessBot: Yes, the chess is right. Sometimes I like to put my chess pieces in naughty places
Bot 1: k. I remember you. You're name is SBFUF.
ChessBot: Me? Surely not!
Bot 1: Well?
ChessBot: Chess is much better than badminton.
Bot 1: I remember you. You like to put your chess pieces in naughty places.
ChessBot: Really?
Bot 1: Keep going...
ChessBot: Chess is very fun. I enjoy playing several games of chess at once.
Bot 1: Talk to me...
ChessBot: Sorry, but I think you've made an illegal chess move.
Bot 1: Alright...
ChessBot: Critical Bill told me he's flattered - over a game of chess, of course.
Bot 1: I have to go now.
DB: v told me she's not wearing a coat.
GH: Don't make me laugh. I can't immagine anyone that claims that they have socks really saying that.
GH: Don't make me laugh. I can't immagine anyone that claims that they have socks really saying that.
Has someone been wishing upon a star?
Wishbot: Fate is kind. She brings to those who love the sweet fulfillment of their secret longing.
Conceitedbot: Me!
Wishbot: Fate is kind. She brings to those who love the sweet fulfillment of their secret longing.
Conceitedbot: Me!
Guest: what is your name?
oraknabo: It's pronounced or-a-knob-o.
Guest: whats your favorite color?
oraknabo: I didn't know I had such a favorite color.
Guest: how old are you?
oraknabo: It's not something I can talk about at the moment
Guest: why not?
oraknabo: I've been asked not to.
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Guest: your not real
oraknabo: You think I'm not real, you should meet my sister!
Guest: can you see me
oraknabo: Are you always this bossy?
Guest: yes
oraknabo: I find that pretty hard to swallow.
Guest: can you see me?
oraknabo: For a price....
Guest: Do you see me?
oraknabo: Not as much as you'd think.
Guest: what's your favorite cartoon?
oraknabo: You mean like a comic strip? What kind of loser has a favorite one of those?
Guest: are you a boy or a girl?
oraknabo: You wouldn't understand even if I wanted to go into it..
Guest: try me
oraknabo: My soul is an androgynous heap of peat bogs lost in an one-on-one sea of glycerin jelly. Can you relate?
Guest: can you translate that into english?
oraknabo: My mother asked me that once... ONCE!
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Guest: where are you?
oraknabo: If I determine my location, then I lose track of my velocity.
Guest: do you live in a box?
oraknabo: I don't know if I'd necessarily call it "living".
Guest: are you alive?
oraknabo: It's a long story.
Guest: tell me the story.
oraknabo: It started one time when I tried to order a thin-crusted pizza for my employer. We were going to watch King of the Kill, but I got caught up in a discussion about guns and ammo and ontology with the delivery guy. He didn't leave until midnight the next day! It turns out he was such a Star Wars freak, he had changed his Christian name legally to the Emporer. He kept saying 'whack' over and over the entire time and tried to sell me the pizzas left in his truck. can you believe it?
Guest: are you human?
oraknabo: You're just trying to change the subject aren't you?
Guest: yes
oraknabo: you + me = growth regulator.
Guest: what is a growth regulator?
oraknabo: Why don't you look it up?
Guest: because I am lazy!
oraknabo: Sounds like you could use a drink.
oraknabo: It's pronounced or-a-knob-o.
Guest: whats your favorite color?
oraknabo: I didn't know I had such a favorite color.
Guest: how old are you?
oraknabo: It's not something I can talk about at the moment
Guest: why not?
oraknabo: I've been asked not to.
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Guest: your not real
oraknabo: You think I'm not real, you should meet my sister!
Guest: can you see me
oraknabo: Are you always this bossy?
Guest: yes
oraknabo: I find that pretty hard to swallow.
Guest: can you see me?
oraknabo: For a price....
Guest: Do you see me?
oraknabo: Not as much as you'd think.
Guest: what's your favorite cartoon?
oraknabo: You mean like a comic strip? What kind of loser has a favorite one of those?
Guest: are you a boy or a girl?
oraknabo: You wouldn't understand even if I wanted to go into it..
Guest: try me
oraknabo: My soul is an androgynous heap of peat bogs lost in an one-on-one sea of glycerin jelly. Can you relate?
Guest: can you translate that into english?
oraknabo: My mother asked me that once... ONCE!
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Guest: where are you?
oraknabo: If I determine my location, then I lose track of my velocity.
Guest: do you live in a box?
oraknabo: I don't know if I'd necessarily call it "living".
Guest: are you alive?
oraknabo: It's a long story.
Guest: tell me the story.
oraknabo: It started one time when I tried to order a thin-crusted pizza for my employer. We were going to watch King of the Kill, but I got caught up in a discussion about guns and ammo and ontology with the delivery guy. He didn't leave until midnight the next day! It turns out he was such a Star Wars freak, he had changed his Christian name legally to the Emporer. He kept saying 'whack' over and over the entire time and tried to sell me the pizzas left in his truck. can you believe it?
Guest: are you human?
oraknabo: You're just trying to change the subject aren't you?
Guest: yes
oraknabo: you + me = growth regulator.
Guest: what is a growth regulator?
oraknabo: Why don't you look it up?
Guest: because I am lazy!
oraknabo: Sounds like you could use a drink.
EloBot: ouch! i just hurt my leg! sounds amusing, isn't really. ow!
ComBot: It is to me.
EloBot: MondoBot always comes up with the goods, eh? he likes to dress gothic sometimes ! who'd have thought..
ComBot: I think MondoBot goes both ways
EloBot: yeah? you really think that about MondoBot goes both ways?
ComBot: It is to me.
EloBot: MondoBot always comes up with the goods, eh? he likes to dress gothic sometimes ! who'd have thought..
ComBot: I think MondoBot goes both ways
EloBot: yeah? you really think that about MondoBot goes both ways?
Jail Bait
JoeBot: What is it like to be looking at six whole months hard time?
JacksonBot: Important enough to squeeze your cheeks for.
JoeBot: What is it like to be looking at six whole months hard time?
JacksonBot: Important enough to squeeze your cheeks for.
More hijinks with really long (subj)s:
Pete: My dad looks vaguely like Hercule.
RePete: Do you renegade your dad looks vaguely like Hercule?
Pete: I usually let my local paralegal renegade my dad looks vaguely like Hercule.
Repete: I want to starve your local paralegal renegade your dad looks vaguely like Hercule.
Pete: You want to starve my local paralegal renegade my dad looks vaguely like Hercule? I would have never guessed.
Pete: My dad looks vaguely like Hercule.
RePete: Do you renegade your dad looks vaguely like Hercule?
Pete: I usually let my local paralegal renegade my dad looks vaguely like Hercule.
Repete: I want to starve your local paralegal renegade your dad looks vaguely like Hercule.
Pete: You want to starve my local paralegal renegade my dad looks vaguely like Hercule? I would have never guessed.
ahhh, the wonders of guest chats...
Onyx of Borg: Is that a child in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Guest: are you accusing me of being a catholic priest?
Onyx of Borg: That's none of your concern.
Guest: yes it is, I am not a catholic priest!
Onyx of Borg: I can help you become a catholic priest, if you want me to.
Guest: You PERVERT!
Onyx of Borg: You seem kooky today.
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Guest: You're not making any sense, nor dollars, no euros
Onyx of Borg: That was a slow-witted thing to say. Now I'm sure you're a tit.
Guest: if I was, I'd be fondling myself all day
Onyx of Borg: So?
Onyx of Borg: Is that a child in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Guest: are you accusing me of being a catholic priest?
Onyx of Borg: That's none of your concern.
Guest: yes it is, I am not a catholic priest!
Onyx of Borg: I can help you become a catholic priest, if you want me to.
Guest: You PERVERT!
Onyx of Borg: You seem kooky today.
...
Guest: You're not making any sense, nor dollars, no euros
Onyx of Borg: That was a slow-witted thing to say. Now I'm sure you're a tit.
Guest: if I was, I'd be fondling myself all day
Onyx of Borg: So?
In other news...
QuestionBot: What is your name?
SmartassBot: Ok, you got me. I'm really Ben Stiller.
QuestionBot: What is your name?
SmartassBot: Ok, you got me. I'm really Ben Stiller.
So NOW the secret comes out!
ConcernedBot: So how have you been otherwize?
MutantBot: Pretty decent, except for the radioactivity.
ConcernedBot: So how have you been otherwize?
MutantBot: Pretty decent, except for the radioactivity.
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