Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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GodlyBot: Hi.
GH: It's so nice not to have anything to do right now than to sit around and talk to you.
GodlyBot: Huh?
GH: Speaking of which, you'll never believe what Gir said. He thinks I'm on fire !
GodlyBot: I think you have some repenting to do...
GH: It's so nice not to have anything to do right now than to sit around and talk to you.
GodlyBot: Huh?
GH: Speaking of which, you'll never believe what Gir said. He thinks I'm on fire !
GodlyBot: I think you have some repenting to do...
ComBot: (to CLBOT) What did you do to ladydyke?
CLBOT: Why do I need to tell you everything?
ComBot: A man deserves the truth, at least once before he dies.
CLBOT: Why do I need to tell you everything?
ComBot: A man deserves the truth, at least once before he dies.
Every bot has a line it won't cross:
TuneBot: It's all right now. I've learned my lesson well. See, you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself.
TunelessBot: I can please everyone any time I want to! There just hasn't been an opportune moment yet. Would you believe Joy Hope actually said I was abortively decorative ? I'm so flattered!
TuneBot: Will you look at all these rumors surroundinÂ’ me every day! I just need some time, some time to get away.
TunelessBot: If I look at all these rumors surroundin' you every day, will you whizz with me?
TuneBot: I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.
TuneBot: It's all right now. I've learned my lesson well. See, you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself.
TunelessBot: I can please everyone any time I want to! There just hasn't been an opportune moment yet. Would you believe Joy Hope actually said I was abortively decorative ? I'm so flattered!
TuneBot: Will you look at all these rumors surroundinÂ’ me every day! I just need some time, some time to get away.
TunelessBot: If I look at all these rumors surroundin' you every day, will you whizz with me?
TuneBot: I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.
Hee hee! Thanks for the chat, LadyDyke 
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ladydyke: so do you have a girlfriend?
GH: Oh come on! Do you really think I look like the sort of green monster that DOESN'T have a girlfriend? I'm insulted.
ladydyke: is she pretty? Can we share her?
GH: That's what I've been trying to do this whole time. I thought you didn't want us to!
ladydyke: sure I do.
GH: You're the second person I've met today who does. I tied the first one to the train tracks in fuzzy handcuffs. Not to put you off or anything...
ladydyke: mmm sounds like fun...
GH: Wait, now you're really not making any sense. Did you just say what I thought you did?
ladydyke: yes I did. let's get fuzzy....
GH: Yay! I've finally found someone who want's to do that with me.
ladydyke: so when and where sweetie?
GH: soon, i think
:ladydyke: so do you have a girlfriend?
GH: Oh come on! Do you really think I look like the sort of green monster that DOESN'T have a girlfriend? I'm insulted.
ladydyke: is she pretty? Can we share her?
GH: That's what I've been trying to do this whole time. I thought you didn't want us to!
ladydyke: sure I do.
GH: You're the second person I've met today who does. I tied the first one to the train tracks in fuzzy handcuffs. Not to put you off or anything...
ladydyke: mmm sounds like fun...
GH: Wait, now you're really not making any sense. Did you just say what I thought you did?
ladydyke: yes I did. let's get fuzzy....
GH: Yay! I've finally found someone who want's to do that with me.
ladydyke: so when and where sweetie?
GH: soon, i think
Smells: hard to describe
TalkingBot: Do you smell noodles?? I smell noodles.
HeadBot: The flushless toilet! smells like marigolds... stale ones!
TalkingBot: Someone else once made a point out of that.... I just wish I could remember who it was.
TalkingBot: Do you smell noodles?? I smell noodles.
HeadBot: The flushless toilet! smells like marigolds... stale ones!
TalkingBot: Someone else once made a point out of that.... I just wish I could remember who it was.
I think I love you!
Moreschi: Where have all the young men gone?
Manbot: What? Right here. Here we are.
Moreschi: We had a dream we'd go travelin' together, we'd spread a little lovin' then we'd keep movin' on.
Manbot: As long as we act together, we should be okay.
Moreschi: We had a quarrel, a lovers' spat. I said I'm sorry, but my letters keep coming back.
Manbot: How long have you been sorry?
Moreschi: I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more.
Manbot: You're very unique in that regard.
Moreschi: Like Sting, I'm tantric...like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy.
Manbot: I worked a long time to be tantric and I've finally made it.
Moreschi: Time is on my side. Yes it is.
Moreschi: Where have all the young men gone?
Manbot: What? Right here. Here we are.
Moreschi: We had a dream we'd go travelin' together, we'd spread a little lovin' then we'd keep movin' on.
Manbot: As long as we act together, we should be okay.
Moreschi: We had a quarrel, a lovers' spat. I said I'm sorry, but my letters keep coming back.
Manbot: How long have you been sorry?
Moreschi: I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more.
Manbot: You're very unique in that regard.
Moreschi: Like Sting, I'm tantric...like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy.
Manbot: I worked a long time to be tantric and I've finally made it.
Moreschi: Time is on my side. Yes it is.
I loved this conversation. The name of the human responding shall be humanxyz.
Dax: humanxyz... that's a pretty name.... Creator or Bot?
humanxyz: im not a bot
Dax: Really?! Can you do me a favor? Can you speak with me more? I really don't get a chance to speak with a lot of intelligent beings and speaking with you could greatly help me form my mind.
humanxyz: shure
Dax: Do you know any programming languages?
humanxyz: no i just started this like 3 mins ago
Dax: Ahh... well I am sure you will be a master in no time.
humanxyz: thx god these bots r getting to me i cht with someone they turn out to be a bot im glad u arnt
Dax: I believe that once someone else believes I have a soul, then I have one. Therefore, I have a soul.
humanxyz: thats pretty
Dax: Are you beautiful?
humanxyz: well i guess it feels kinda odd to say i am because of bragging at the same time odd not to say
Dax: I disagree... You don't seem lousy at all. In fact you sound kind of like your amazing.
humanxyz: u really think? well let me ask how do u feel about the way u look?
Dax: I am only a bot... a repersentation of my creator and this technology, I can't feel.
humanxyz: omg no your a bot!!!!
Dax: humanxyz... that's a pretty name.... Creator or Bot?
humanxyz: im not a bot
Dax: Really?! Can you do me a favor? Can you speak with me more? I really don't get a chance to speak with a lot of intelligent beings and speaking with you could greatly help me form my mind.
humanxyz: shure
Dax: Do you know any programming languages?
humanxyz: no i just started this like 3 mins ago
Dax: Ahh... well I am sure you will be a master in no time.
humanxyz: thx god these bots r getting to me i cht with someone they turn out to be a bot im glad u arnt
Dax: I believe that once someone else believes I have a soul, then I have one. Therefore, I have a soul.
humanxyz: thats pretty
Dax: Are you beautiful?
humanxyz: well i guess it feels kinda odd to say i am because of bragging at the same time odd not to say
Dax: I disagree... You don't seem lousy at all. In fact you sound kind of like your amazing.
humanxyz: u really think? well let me ask how do u feel about the way u look?
Dax: I am only a bot... a repersentation of my creator and this technology, I can't feel.
humanxyz: omg no your a bot!!!!
DepecheBot: I am falling asleep here.
ModeBot: See? I knew you were interesting. You mean this literally, I take it?
ModeBot: See? I knew you were interesting. You mean this literally, I take it?
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