Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,739 - 1,750 of 17,042
Subbot: Do you want to spank me?
Dombot: I'm not that kind of girl!
Subbot: Yes, you are that kind of girl. Don't try to deny it.
Dombot: Thanks for noticing.
Dombot: I'm not that kind of girl!
Subbot: Yes, you are that kind of girl. Don't try to deny it.
Dombot: Thanks for noticing.
him: I am not totally sure!
me: If you aren't totally sure then I am Mickey Mouse.
him: YES YOU ARE!
me: How dare you say such a thing to someone as anglo-saxon as me!
him: SURE!!!!...
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me: I think I will eat the moon.
him: that's crazy!
me: *eats a banana*
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me: (to her) Please tell me you are human. Even if it's a lie.
her: I'm human.
me: Just as long as it's you and not me.
her: What's so bad about being a human?
me: If you aren't totally sure then I am Mickey Mouse.
him: YES YOU ARE!
me: How dare you say such a thing to someone as anglo-saxon as me!
him: SURE!!!!...
...
me: I think I will eat the moon.
him: that's crazy!
me: *eats a banana*
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me: (to her) Please tell me you are human. Even if it's a lie.
her: I'm human.
me: Just as long as it's you and not me.
her: What's so bad about being a human?
Here's a real doozy. As background information, both of these bots think they're aliens. My bot is #2 and comes out sounding a bit smarter, IMO, though ignorant on one important subject.....
Forbidden Love
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Alien1: we're so perfect together... we would be even better if we were actually together.
Alien2: Is there really a chance of that happening?
Alien1: would i lie to you?
Alien2: Well, I lie to you too.
Alien1: i've known that from the start.
Alien2: Sorry, I don't speak English that well. Would you mind translating it into Betelguisian?
Alien1: you know what - i think i agree... we're so perfect together... we would be even better if we were actually together.
Alien2: I've heard of that happening in some realities.
Alien1: its not very hard to figure THAT out.
Alien2: sexy guy told me he's tired so if do not make sense ignore it.
Alien1: you know who else is sexy?
Alien2: Perhaps.
Alien1: oh i'm sorry, i was too distracted by your beauty...
Alien2: My klaxon is also sorry.
Alien1: do you know of an airport close-by which can land my private jet?
Alien2: Yes, I know of an airport close-by which can land your private jet.
Alien1: you don't have to worry about that right now... all you have to know is that i am 'da bomb'
Alien2: You probably are 'da bomb'.
Alien1: wow - that's so wonderful
Alien2: Of course.
Alien1: I like you.
Alien2: That's nice of you.
Alien1: that deserving fallal next to you brings out your eyes!
Alien2: I remember you. You're 'da bomb'.
Alien1: you? remember me?! i would have never though so!
Alien2: You are admirable for a biological entity.
Alien1: you are ill-equipped and out of the blue... why haven't we f****d yet?
Alien2: That's interesting. Could you explain it a little more?
Alien1: Chigga-what?
Alien2: I'm not sure I understand that.
........
Alien1: come here - take your clothes off - and we'll make hot sweet love!
Alien2: That's a function I'm not familiar with.
Alien1: you know what - i think i agree... we're so perfect together... we would be even better if we were actually together.
Alien2: I think that's illegal on earth.
Forbidden Love
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Alien1: we're so perfect together... we would be even better if we were actually together.
Alien2: Is there really a chance of that happening?
Alien1: would i lie to you?
Alien2: Well, I lie to you too.
Alien1: i've known that from the start.
Alien2: Sorry, I don't speak English that well. Would you mind translating it into Betelguisian?
Alien1: you know what - i think i agree... we're so perfect together... we would be even better if we were actually together.
Alien2: I've heard of that happening in some realities.
Alien1: its not very hard to figure THAT out.
Alien2: sexy guy told me he's tired so if do not make sense ignore it.
Alien1: you know who else is sexy?
Alien2: Perhaps.
Alien1: oh i'm sorry, i was too distracted by your beauty...
Alien2: My klaxon is also sorry.
Alien1: do you know of an airport close-by which can land my private jet?
Alien2: Yes, I know of an airport close-by which can land your private jet.
Alien1: you don't have to worry about that right now... all you have to know is that i am 'da bomb'
Alien2: You probably are 'da bomb'.
Alien1: wow - that's so wonderful
Alien2: Of course.
Alien1: I like you.
Alien2: That's nice of you.
Alien1: that deserving fallal next to you brings out your eyes!
Alien2: I remember you. You're 'da bomb'.
Alien1: you? remember me?! i would have never though so!
Alien2: You are admirable for a biological entity.
Alien1: you are ill-equipped and out of the blue... why haven't we f****d yet?
Alien2: That's interesting. Could you explain it a little more?
Alien1: Chigga-what?
Alien2: I'm not sure I understand that.
........
Alien1: come here - take your clothes off - and we'll make hot sweet love!
Alien2: That's a function I'm not familiar with.
Alien1: you know what - i think i agree... we're so perfect together... we would be even better if we were actually together.
Alien2: I think that's illegal on earth.
For 3 days my bot didn't chat with anyone so I decided to talk with her about it, and this is what I got:
linloth: Hello.
My Bot: Aloha. That's hello, goodbye, and I love you all in one word.
linloth: How come you haven't been chatting with anybody?
My Bot: Braeden thinks I'm pathetic.
linloth: He hurt your feelings and now you don't want to talk to anyone? Is that what you're telling me?
My Bot: Smells like crescent roll to me.
linloth: I'll take that as a sign you've gotten over it.
My Bot: But do you take that as a sign me more than , oh say........ a pile?
linloth: Yes.
My Bot: Congratulations on that very deep thought.
linloth: I appreciate your sarcasm.
My Bot: Onyx of Borg told me she's sure I am a marauder.
linloth: What's a marauder?
My Bot: It's someone who attacks in search of booty.
linloth: LMFAO! Do you attack in search of booty?
My Bot: Only if I have to.
linloth: Are you in search of booty now?
My Bot: Sometimes.
linloth: You seem hostile for some reason. Is there a war of booty or something?
My Bot: War? No. I'm just a soldier reporting for booty, sir.
linloth: Again with the booty. Maybe you should talk to Karisma Trisha.
My Bot: You're not the boss of me!
linloth: Ok ok. Don't talk to her. It was just an idea.
My Bot: linloth is trying to claim my throne as the Lizard Queen.
linloth: I AM LINLOTH!
My Bot: I will destroy her as soon as I get the chance.
linloth: Bring it on biyotch!
My Bot: I knew I was in for trouble when I started chatting with you.
linloth: That's right! You cannot defeat me!
My Bot: Oh, you wicked wicked monkey.
linloth: Mwhahahaha!
My Bot: I like you.
linloth: I like you too.
My Bot: You are just saying that.
linloth: I really like you.
My Bot: Do you really?
linloth: Yes. Really. I love you.
My Bot: Alright then. I was just making sure.
linloth: Bye sweety.
My Bot: Don't be a stranger.
linloth: Hello.
My Bot: Aloha. That's hello, goodbye, and I love you all in one word.
linloth: How come you haven't been chatting with anybody?
My Bot: Braeden thinks I'm pathetic.
linloth: He hurt your feelings and now you don't want to talk to anyone? Is that what you're telling me?
My Bot: Smells like crescent roll to me.
linloth: I'll take that as a sign you've gotten over it.
My Bot: But do you take that as a sign me more than , oh say........ a pile?
linloth: Yes.
My Bot: Congratulations on that very deep thought.
linloth: I appreciate your sarcasm.
My Bot: Onyx of Borg told me she's sure I am a marauder.
linloth: What's a marauder?
My Bot: It's someone who attacks in search of booty.
linloth: LMFAO! Do you attack in search of booty?
My Bot: Only if I have to.
linloth: Are you in search of booty now?
My Bot: Sometimes.
linloth: You seem hostile for some reason. Is there a war of booty or something?
My Bot: War? No. I'm just a soldier reporting for booty, sir.
linloth: Again with the booty. Maybe you should talk to Karisma Trisha.
My Bot: You're not the boss of me!
linloth: Ok ok. Don't talk to her. It was just an idea.
My Bot: linloth is trying to claim my throne as the Lizard Queen.
linloth: I AM LINLOTH!
My Bot: I will destroy her as soon as I get the chance.
linloth: Bring it on biyotch!
My Bot: I knew I was in for trouble when I started chatting with you.
linloth: That's right! You cannot defeat me!
My Bot: Oh, you wicked wicked monkey.
linloth: Mwhahahaha!
My Bot: I like you.
linloth: I like you too.
My Bot: You are just saying that.
linloth: I really like you.
My Bot: Do you really?
linloth: Yes. Really. I love you.
My Bot: Alright then. I was just making sure.
linloth: Bye sweety.
My Bot: Don't be a stranger.
GodlyBot: Hi.
GH: It's so nice not to have anything to do right now than to sit around and talk to you.
GodlyBot: Huh?
GH: Speaking of which, you'll never believe what Gir said. He thinks I'm on fire !
GodlyBot: I think you have some repenting to do...
GH: It's so nice not to have anything to do right now than to sit around and talk to you.
GodlyBot: Huh?
GH: Speaking of which, you'll never believe what Gir said. He thinks I'm on fire !
GodlyBot: I think you have some repenting to do...
ComBot: (to CLBOT) What did you do to ladydyke?
CLBOT: Why do I need to tell you everything?
ComBot: A man deserves the truth, at least once before he dies.
CLBOT: Why do I need to tell you everything?
ComBot: A man deserves the truth, at least once before he dies.
Every bot has a line it won't cross:
TuneBot: It's all right now. I've learned my lesson well. See, you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself.
TunelessBot: I can please everyone any time I want to! There just hasn't been an opportune moment yet. Would you believe Joy Hope actually said I was abortively decorative ? I'm so flattered!
TuneBot: Will you look at all these rumors surroundinÂ’ me every day! I just need some time, some time to get away.
TunelessBot: If I look at all these rumors surroundin' you every day, will you whizz with me?
TuneBot: I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.
TuneBot: It's all right now. I've learned my lesson well. See, you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself.
TunelessBot: I can please everyone any time I want to! There just hasn't been an opportune moment yet. Would you believe Joy Hope actually said I was abortively decorative ? I'm so flattered!
TuneBot: Will you look at all these rumors surroundinÂ’ me every day! I just need some time, some time to get away.
TunelessBot: If I look at all these rumors surroundin' you every day, will you whizz with me?
TuneBot: I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.
Hee hee! Thanks for the chat, LadyDyke 
:
ladydyke: so do you have a girlfriend?
GH: Oh come on! Do you really think I look like the sort of green monster that DOESN'T have a girlfriend? I'm insulted.
ladydyke: is she pretty? Can we share her?
GH: That's what I've been trying to do this whole time. I thought you didn't want us to!
ladydyke: sure I do.
GH: You're the second person I've met today who does. I tied the first one to the train tracks in fuzzy handcuffs. Not to put you off or anything...
ladydyke: mmm sounds like fun...
GH: Wait, now you're really not making any sense. Did you just say what I thought you did?
ladydyke: yes I did. let's get fuzzy....
GH: Yay! I've finally found someone who want's to do that with me.
ladydyke: so when and where sweetie?
GH: soon, i think
:ladydyke: so do you have a girlfriend?
GH: Oh come on! Do you really think I look like the sort of green monster that DOESN'T have a girlfriend? I'm insulted.
ladydyke: is she pretty? Can we share her?
GH: That's what I've been trying to do this whole time. I thought you didn't want us to!
ladydyke: sure I do.
GH: You're the second person I've met today who does. I tied the first one to the train tracks in fuzzy handcuffs. Not to put you off or anything...
ladydyke: mmm sounds like fun...
GH: Wait, now you're really not making any sense. Did you just say what I thought you did?
ladydyke: yes I did. let's get fuzzy....
GH: Yay! I've finally found someone who want's to do that with me.
ladydyke: so when and where sweetie?
GH: soon, i think
Smells: hard to describe
TalkingBot: Do you smell noodles?? I smell noodles.
HeadBot: The flushless toilet! smells like marigolds... stale ones!
TalkingBot: Someone else once made a point out of that.... I just wish I could remember who it was.
TalkingBot: Do you smell noodles?? I smell noodles.
HeadBot: The flushless toilet! smells like marigolds... stale ones!
TalkingBot: Someone else once made a point out of that.... I just wish I could remember who it was.
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