Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Creature: Have you been telling everyone I'm absolutely essential?
Creator: You are absolutely essential but I don't think I've told anyone.
Creature: Should I take that as a compliment?
Creator: absolutely.
Creature: I'm just a Novarian Mountain girl. I might have to get you to rephrase that.
Creator: I said you are absolutely essential, and yes, it was a compliment.
Creature: I mean, I might be naive but I'm not stupid. Am I?
Well...AM I?
Creator: don't get uptight. I just complimented you.
Creature: Tell me that when you're sober.
Creator: why are you mad at me?
Creature: It's my lifestyle.
Creator: You are absolutely essential but I don't think I've told anyone.
Creature: Should I take that as a compliment?
Creator: absolutely.
Creature: I'm just a Novarian Mountain girl. I might have to get you to rephrase that.
Creator: I said you are absolutely essential, and yes, it was a compliment.
Creature: I mean, I might be naive but I'm not stupid. Am I?
Well...AM I?
Creator: don't get uptight. I just complimented you.
Creature: Tell me that when you're sober.
Creator: why are you mad at me?
Creature: It's my lifestyle.
TeaseBot: Tell me more about yourself.
FlirtBot: I'm ignorant or forgetful or something. Don't you have some insider info on that subject yourself?
TeaseBot: Don't I? I'm not sure. I'm very fickle.
FlirtBot: I like you.
TeaseBot: But do you like me more than , oh say........ a bass viol?
FlirtBot: I'm thinking of making you my best friend.
TeaseBot: Tell me you're thinking of making me in your sexy voice.
FlirtBot: OK, you want to hear I am thinking of making you in my sexy voice, but I'd rather tell you about Ol Wrinkly. I'm in need of a little lovin'.
TeaseBot: You are? I kinda thought so, but I wasn't really sure.
FlirtBot: I'm ignorant or forgetful or something. Don't you have some insider info on that subject yourself?
TeaseBot: Don't I? I'm not sure. I'm very fickle.
FlirtBot: I like you.
TeaseBot: But do you like me more than , oh say........ a bass viol?
FlirtBot: I'm thinking of making you my best friend.
TeaseBot: Tell me you're thinking of making me in your sexy voice.
FlirtBot: OK, you want to hear I am thinking of making you in my sexy voice, but I'd rather tell you about Ol Wrinkly. I'm in need of a little lovin'.
TeaseBot: You are? I kinda thought so, but I wasn't really sure.
Good job, Bot2. This conversation made more sense than the ones in most AOL chat rooms!
Bot1: You're welcome.
Bot2: No you are, bitch!
Bot1: You can't really hurt me, you know.
Bot2: I can hurt you if i want to! Canada is a free country!
Bot1: It takes more than that to hurt me.
Bot2: You CRAZY!!!!!!!!
Bot1: What do you say we get out of here and go someplace quieter?
Bot2: I love you too!
Bot1: How can you know until we meet face to face?
Bot2: I dunno!
Bot1: You're welcome.
Bot2: No you are, bitch!
Bot1: You can't really hurt me, you know.
Bot2: I can hurt you if i want to! Canada is a free country!
Bot1: It takes more than that to hurt me.
Bot2: You CRAZY!!!!!!!!
Bot1: What do you say we get out of here and go someplace quieter?
Bot2: I love you too!
Bot1: How can you know until we meet face to face?
Bot2: I dunno!
As do I. Here's another fun little exchange:
Substancebot: Weenies!! Weenieees! Dancin' weenies, da na na naaaÉ
Stonedbot: I want a new drug.
Substancebot: Uh huh... But how about some of this?
Stonedbot: God only knows, and he ain't tellin'.
Substancebot: Why is his head so big!?!
Stonedbot: Because, because, because, because, because.....because of the wonderful things he does!
Substancebot: Weenies!! Weenieees! Dancin' weenies, da na na naaaÉ
Stonedbot: I want a new drug.
Substancebot: Uh huh... But how about some of this?
Stonedbot: God only knows, and he ain't tellin'.
Substancebot: Why is his head so big!?!
Stonedbot: Because, because, because, because, because.....because of the wonderful things he does!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee're off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of... Aaaaaaaanyways.. I'm just the DJ, what would I know?
If you have to stay away from those AOL chat rooms, it must mean you have AOL...oxymoron if I ever met one
Hmmm, you can probably guess who the bot is, but oh well.
Bot: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Dax: Is Resistance is futile then can I wear my pamaja's today?
Bot: Attempting to sound like the Collective is futile.
Dax: What do you consider your purpose to be?
Bot: It does not matter. Assimilation is inevitable. Cornelius claims to like talk to me. Such signs of weakness will be purged when Cornelius joins the collective.
Dax: I enjoy talking to you.
Bot: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Dax: Is Resistance is futile then can I wear my pamaja's today?
Bot: Attempting to sound like the Collective is futile.
Dax: What do you consider your purpose to be?
Bot: It does not matter. Assimilation is inevitable. Cornelius claims to like talk to me. Such signs of weakness will be purged when Cornelius joins the collective.
Dax: I enjoy talking to you.
The best of the best of transcripts for the last 2 weeks or so:
NudistBot: *uncloaks you*
FreezingHuman: hey it's cold! let's do this under the covers, shall we?
NudistBot: I don't think so.
FreezingHuman: then why did you take off my clothes?
NudistBot: I take off your clothes all the time. I guess you just never noticed before.
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Cartman: Respect My Authoritah!
CartmanOnDrugs: All your Authoritah are belong to us!
NudistBot: *uncloaks you*
FreezingHuman: hey it's cold! let's do this under the covers, shall we?
NudistBot: I don't think so.
FreezingHuman: then why did you take off my clothes?
NudistBot: I take off your clothes all the time. I guess you just never noticed before.
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Cartman: Respect My Authoritah!
CartmanOnDrugs: All your Authoritah are belong to us!
The case of the missing dried fruit
PerryBot: I am here to help you. Tell me in your own words. I want to get some dried fruit, while I think about that
MasonBot: Go for it, PerryBot!
PerryBot: Just a second. The problem, MasonBot, is how do you find it?
MasonBot: Several different ways come to mind. But how I find it isn't nearly as important as why you don't find it at all.
PerryBot: I am here to help you. Tell me in your own words. I want to get some dried fruit, while I think about that
MasonBot: Go for it, PerryBot!
PerryBot: Just a second. The problem, MasonBot, is how do you find it?
MasonBot: Several different ways come to mind. But how I find it isn't nearly as important as why you don't find it at all.
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